When and who was the last person who checked you out
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:07    Post subject:
The question I want to ask people is how do you know they are looking in a good way. Maybe they are looking at you because something is wrong. Maybe they are looking at you because you are funny looking. Or because you have food all over your face. Or maybe your hair is doing something really strange that day.

8 months ago a strange guy tried to give me a rose. Sounds great doesn't it. I was waiting for my ride behind a gas station in public view of a main road. I saw him approaching I stood up, which is slightly more intimadating than sitting down. I stood my ground but was very direct, and polite. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life, and if it does heads up, something is amiss. This was in a very bad part of town and I actually believe the guy was setting me up so he could rob me. Distract her with a flower, grab her purse, jump into the car and off.

How do you weed out the players, scammers, and the fucking idiots from the genuine?
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:09    Post subject:
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Well i get some looks everyday, or maybe its becasue im looking at them. Smile who knows.

But the last time a chick eye raped me was on Aug long weekend at the lake. I was just sitting inside at Finz(Pub on the lake) and this girl outside didnt stop staring at me. Everyone at the table commented on it aswell. I looked back, smiled, she smiles back, then her boyfriend looks over, i continue to smile, but now with a little bit of a smirk. We leave, but i decide to stop by the store on the way home. Just so happens just as im getting off my bike, she walks by holding her boyfriends hand, all the while giving me the fuck me eyes.

Now, the funniest thing is, and the reason i had a smirk on my face. IS becasue i know her boyfriend really well from years ago...he was friends/wanted my ex. And you could just see it in his face that her checking me out was fucking killing him. IT was funny as hell.


Laughing Laughing

That reminds me of my friend's on and off again girlfriend. She's always staring at me when Im chillin around with him and her and the times where say we're outside on a hot day and I got my shirt off, she'll blatantly stare at me...drives me friend nuts Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 21:42    Post subject:
I drew a smiley face on my shoe with its tongue sticking out. I got weird looks Sad My other shoes has angry teeth Laughing


SycoShaman, I have three mp3 players. I listen to Jazz when I'm going to school. Sometimes I read and listen to music. Wink But mostly when i do both i pretend my reading. Y'know? Cause I can't multitask Laughing I feel so stupid now Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 22:31    Post subject:
I am a fast reader. I am speedster reader. But I don't think it makes you any smarter if you are a fast reader. I would imagion a slower reader gets more outta the book. It takes times to picture everything in your head. Books are soo much funner to watch in your mind then watching them through someone else's mind on TV. Always a Dissapointment.


If it is a more intense book or it is literature stuff I have to slow right don't. Sometimes I read textbooks. Or books that classify things. I like those. Books on flowers, herbs, mushrooms, eatable plants.



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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 22:50    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
How do you weed out the players, scammers, and the fucking idiots from the genuine?


You smile a friendly smile and you say a friendly hello. Smile People can be friendly. Sometimes a friendly hello won’t do much, because in the long run it may become not so friendly. Crying or Very sad So I guess it’s all hit or miss type of scenario. Laughing I think, if you aren’t blind, you’ll know within a week. I, however, give out blindfolds Wink


I’m an awfully slow reader. Very slow. If I put my mind to it, I can read a lot faster.


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Sep 2006 23:57    Post subject:
Often happens to me that while reading I start thinking about something else and continue reading the same time, and that way I miss what I've just read, and usually need to reread it.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 00:03    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Often happens to me that while reading I start thinking about something else and continue reading the same time, and that way I miss what I've just read, and usually need to reread it.


hahaha lol, yeah happens to me sometimes to (mostly when i start reading or have other things on my mind Very Happy)
im a huge reader btw. i read 150 pages a day or something (mostly fantasy, ow yeah) so i finish a book in about 4 or 5 days and then immediatl start a new one Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 00:03    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Often happens to me that while reading I start thinking about something else and continue reading the same time, and that way I miss what I've just read, and usually need to reread it.
YES! That happens to me too! A lot! I just can't ignore the world! It's so annoying! I need my own fortress of solitude or something! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 00:33    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Often happens to me that while reading I start thinking about something else and continue reading the same time, and that way I miss what I've just read, and usually need to reread it.


Never happens to me. I have the whole picture in my head and I am dying to find out more.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 00:38    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
mark322 wrote:
Often happens to me that while reading I start thinking about something else and continue reading the same time, and that way I miss what I've just read, and usually need to reread it.
YES! That happens to me too! A lot! I just can't ignore the world! It's so annoying! I need my own fortress of solitude or something! Twisted Evil


Same here. I ususally go to some secluded part of the library when i actually need to read something. I think this is the main reason I don't find reading enjoyable.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 01:00    Post subject:
@Pistol

Its hard. A good player cant be caught. Guys run the same risk tho. Alot of women play guys...its the risk you take when you meet someone new Neutral


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 01:18    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
@Pistol

Its hard. A good player cant be caught. Guys run the same risk tho. Alot of women play guys...its the risk you take when you meet someone new Neutral


you always know in the end though.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 01:31    Post subject:
Tonite, even though im not quite sure. Was me and some guys in town drinking and some girls, a class lower then us, was with us. Some of them checked me out and vice versa.

Ended up tanking a swim in the lake, then they had to go home. Stupid Schooldays.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 02:53    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
@Pistol

Its hard. A good player cant be caught. Guys run the same risk tho. Alot of women play guys...its the risk you take when you meet someone new Neutral


you always know in the end though.


yeah, after you've been played. Not much good in knowin then you know? aside from teaching you a lesson.

Player type people arent cool


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 08:37    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
2 weeks ago I was in the bus on my way home. In the bus was this blonde girl, she was alright I'll give her a 7/10. Anyway, she was standing in the section where you stand and I was a couple of seets behind her and she kept looking at me, almost staring. Everytime I looked in her direction she would look the other way, sometimes very suspicious. I didn't do anything with her.

I'm not interested however. I'm in love with someone else, even though we're not hooked up, when you are, the rest just kinda..... doesn't really exist. I dunno.


lol you should write a book.


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 09:16    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
2 weeks ago I was in the bus on my way home. In the bus was this blonde girl, she was alright I'll give her a 7/10. Anyway, she was standing in the section where you stand and I was a couple of seets behind her and she kept looking at me, almost staring. Everytime I looked in her direction she would look the other way, sometimes very suspicious. I didn't do anything with her.

I'm not interested however. I'm in love with someone else, even though we're not hooked up, when you are, the rest just kinda..... doesn't really exist. I dunno.


lol you should write a book.


Why?


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 23:36    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad I keep noticing people looking at me Crying or Very sad It's scary!

I was called handsome again today (twice). Crying or Very sad I'm now, more than ever, sure that handsome is an insult! it's just a nicer way of saying you aren't pretty enough! Sad Crying or Very sad

Pretty women can be so cruel! Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 23:49    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Crying or Very sad I keep noticing people looking at me Crying or Very sad It's scary!

I was called handsome again today (twice). Crying or Very sad I'm now, more than ever, sure that handsome is an insult! it's just a nicer way of saying you aren't pretty enough! Sad Crying or Very sad

Pretty women can be so cruel! Laughing


Whenever a woman calls you handsome, just say this:

Can I slap you on the face with my 41 inch cock? Pleeeasssseeee!


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 23:51    Post subject:
41 inch? Laughing Fuck man! divide that by 10 Laughing



I hate this handsome buisness! it's means you're average looking! Sad Crying or Very sad



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Laughing Laughing Laughing

it's also a nicer way of saying you're fat! Laughing Crying or Very sad GOD!


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 23:57    Post subject:
Depends how she brings it. When you have the idea she doesn't think you're all that and she's saying handsome like she's saying you're avarage. Just say this:

Can I rub my penile addon made from USSR nuclear submarine components, made for pleasure and performance from your nipple to your clit? (basically It's a miniture nuclear warhead)

YOU......................WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Then give her a very dirty grin.


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 00:01    Post subject:
Shocked

I could never say that to shiny people! Laughing It would just be really rude! Razz 'sides my words would come out in lime green if I ever did manage to say that with a straight face. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 04:54    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Depends how she brings it. When you have the idea she doesn't think you're all that and she's saying handsome like she's saying you're avarage. Just say this:

Can I rub my penile addon made from USSR nuclear submarine components, made for pleasure and performance from your nipple to your clit? (basically It's a miniture nuclear warhead)

YOU......................WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Then give her a very dirty grin.


Your trying to get him slapped and or pepper sprayed eh? Laughing

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You know what you say to break the ice? "Ive lost my medal of honor around here somewhere, can you help me find it?" Laughing I saw it on blast from the past and have tried it a few times...it really does work, it gets a laugh and obviously the woman knows your not serious Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 12:38    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Depends how she brings it. When you have the idea she doesn't think you're all that and she's saying handsome like she's saying you're avarage. Just say this:

Can I rub my penile addon made from USSR nuclear submarine components, made for pleasure and performance from your nipple to your clit? (basically It's a miniture nuclear warhead)

YOU......................WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Then give her a very dirty grin.


Your trying to get him slapped and or pepper sprayed eh? Laughing

EDIT

You know what you say to break the ice? "Ive lost my medal of honor around here somewhere, can you help me find it?" Laughing I saw it on blast from the past and have tried it a few times...it really does work, it gets a laugh and obviously the woman knows your not serious Smile


Hahahahahah

That medal of honor trick can backfire horribly, a girl might react this way

Ugh............ and walk away.


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 16:06    Post subject:
I'm 6 foot 8 inches tall (203cm) so the only way I can be sure a girl is eyeing me up for my looks is when I'm sitting down. Otherwise they're probably just thinking, "I bet he has a big one."

Regardless, it's an esy convo opener, she says, "wow, you're really tall" and I'm like, "and you're really short" or, "who said that?" and then look down to the floor like I'm searching for an ant or something or I look directly over their head. Girls love it when you take the piss a little.
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 17:48    Post subject:
Last week, some guy working in Express was flirting with me (as usual). I'm male Surprised
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 18:58    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Depends how she brings it. When you have the idea she doesn't think you're all that and she's saying handsome like she's saying you're avarage. Just say this:

Can I rub my penile addon made from USSR nuclear submarine components, made for pleasure and performance from your nipple to your clit? (basically It's a miniture nuclear warhead)

YOU......................WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Then give her a very dirty grin.


Your trying to get him slapped and or pepper sprayed eh? Laughing

EDIT

You know what you say to break the ice? "Ive lost my medal of honor around here somewhere, can you help me find it?" Laughing I saw it on blast from the past and have tried it a few times...it really does work, it gets a laugh and obviously the woman knows your not serious Smile


Hahahahahah

That medal of honor trick can backfire horribly, a girl might react this way

Ugh............ and walk away.


that all good Smile

You move on to the next one you know? Plenty of fish in the sea Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 19:57    Post subject:
Haha. I can’t fish like that. Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 20:11    Post subject:
I have no idea what checking me out is. Some chicks constantly make eye contact on like the tube or a club. But it's not checking out like I do to a chick where I look at her figure/clothes.
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 20:15    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Haha. I can’t fish like that. Crying or Very sad


Why not?

You cares if you get shot down...Ive gotten turned down more times than I can count. But, taking the risk has lead to some good times aswell you know?
Its all about the risk and being able to take rejection.

Just because a girl rejects you the first time, doesnt mean she's not into you Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 20:40    Post subject:
I'm very...................... shy! Whenever I have to talk to some random goddess I end up sounding lime green Laughing Y'know? I don't mind rejection, it's just the first step is always hard for me. I get very nervous. After I jump there's nothing to stop me. I fall and fall. Without the bungee, mind you Wink But to jump, it's fucking impossible. I often need a push.


'Sides, I hardly ever approach random girls anymore. I now’d rather talk to the ones I know. The ones I befriend. Or are friend with others and I happen to tag along. Y'know? I had my share of trying to talk to shallow minded girls that I just kinda want to smash their faces in Laughing Shallow minded girls are easy to pick up tho. But I don't have a big sex drive like you old folk Crying or Very sad I think I'm stuck parked or something Laughing I dunno. I never found my self looking for cheap thrills Sad

You tinker that I might be gay or something? I don’t think it’s normal not wanting to fuck Crying or Very sad


I found that increases my sex drive. Sad I bought a box of those scented stix and those lil pyramids and I got a cool frog that smokes and a cool lil golden thingie for those pyramids. It’s cool. But now it’s useless!


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