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Jenni
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 Posted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 23:02 Post subject: Two Mexicans........ |
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe...go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree..
Ees...Ees...Eees a Ham Bush !!
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strm
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 23:24 Post subject: |
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my dad will love this joke. thanks. 
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Oct 2006 23:37 Post subject: |
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