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Buddymander
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I was cleaning a pan today and there was a piece of dried carrot stuck on the side of the pan, so i think "oh i'll just scrape it off with my thumb nail"
I tried to scrape it and it went right underneath my thumb nail and pieced the skin.
OW! Motherfucking!!! 
It hurt like a bitch, so i got a kitchen nife and put the tip of it under my nail and it hurt, i scrape with the nife and it came out and blood came out to.
So the moral of the story is...
Fuck Carrots! 
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Lutzifer
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i d rather venture the guess that the moral should be rather the opposite: Never fuck with carrots, cause they ll fuck you 
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 20:37 Post subject: |
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I am sure Buddymander has already tried fucking a carrot. You know those pervert conservatives.
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SycoShaman
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 11:07 Post subject: |
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Why not. I mean with all that wanking you do diminishes your eyesight, then you can eat the carrot to restore it. 
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Once I went to visit my friend, and I was in his room and he had this carrot on a plate sitting on his dresser. Precariously pitched carrot and I had a feeling. His girlfriend was over the night before and why is there a carrot in his bedroom. So I ask right. He said "it is a type of sex" and I am like "carrot sex"? and he threw it out really quickly.
It was a nice looking carrot too. I could totally see someone coming by and saying "ohh carrot" and eating it. I have a thing about touching veggies in peoples bedrooms now.
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| Posted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 00:33 Post subject: |
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hahaha that was a funny read!
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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Buddymander
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| Posted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 01:58 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | Once I went to visit my friend, and I was in his room and he had this carrot on a plate sitting on his dresser. Precariously pitched carrot and I had a feeling. His girlfriend was over the night before and why is there a carrot in his bedroom. So I ask right. He said "it is a type of sex" and I am like "carrot sex"? and he threw it out really quickly.
It was a nice looking carrot too. I could totally see someone coming by and saying "ohh carrot" and eating it. I have a thing about touching veggies in peoples bedrooms now. |
So you were perfectly ok with touching vegetable's in peoples bedrooms before hand? 
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