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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 06:14    Post subject: Postal
http://www.postal-the-movie.com/clip1.html


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 06:42    Post subject:
Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 07:50    Post subject:
Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 08:45    Post subject:
Great, can't wait for this!
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 09:00    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
Great, can't wait for this!


you can't wait for uwe boll's next insult to videogames?
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 09:37    Post subject:
it's not like postal is any good anyway Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 09:45    Post subject:
It will be crap, just like any of Uwe's movies. This guy needs a bullet in his brain.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 09:46    Post subject:
oh jeez, this is the official site too. i can just see that gimp boll laughing his head off at how funny he thinks that clip was... while the rest of the world shakes their head and wonder when a champion for the human race and film lovers everywhere, will step forward and cut his fucking HEAD OFF. (thats bolls head, not ladens Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 14:26    Post subject:
uwe boll = going on drugs?
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 16:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 16:28    Post subject:
duh
this is the film boll was born to make
the game was about badness beyond the call of duty
the film will be an awful shit and it will love itself for being that
the only way for this film to not match the game is for it to be a good film, which boll just can't do
it's so fucking twisted that it might just work
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 16:44    Post subject:
I think if it's the way the clip is, it might actually be worth more than 2.3/10 maybe it can reach 4/10 Very Happy

I loled at the clip. It was so out of place. So badly done. And it took itself seriously.

The cast is filled with comedians and some below average actors. So the movie won't be UBER GOOD. But it might as well be the best thing uwe has ever done Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 17:10    Post subject:
Is it just me or do you also have problems playing this? FF and IE give me problems
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 17:41    Post subject:
WTF HAHA
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 17:53    Post subject:
I declare today that i will call any and every bad movie from this day forward BOLLSHIT! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 18:05    Post subject:
fuck uwe boll and fuck this movie


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 18:58    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
fuck uwe boll and fuck this movie


I'm sure you can fuck uwe boll, but fucking this movie might be hard. Paper cuts and all. Sad Not pretty!!


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 19:02    Post subject:
I wonder if he's still into making a "Far cry" movie Very Happy.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 19:17    Post subject:
i wonder if he ll also do rockstar's bully and call it bolly? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 19:30    Post subject:
i'd love to get him in a boxing ring :|


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:20    Post subject:
i would be very disappointed to boll if this movie rated anything above 3/10
by his track record of 'bad beyond words'-films
i will watch it though
just to see how low it can go
that was the art of the game aswell
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:35    Post subject:
s_hole wrote:
i would be very disappointed to boll if this movie rated anything above 3/10
by his track record of 'bad beyond words'-films
i will watch it though
just to see how low it can go
that was the art of the game aswell


bloodrayne and alone in the dark were pretty decent (b-)movies, IF you dont know anything about the story of the games they represent, that is. So i guess he ll have to get one right eventually, even if it is only by mistake.
And with Postal, what can really go wrong? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 22:06    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
bloodrayne and alone in the dark were pretty decent (b-)movies, IF you dont know anything about the story of the games they represent, that is.


Not really, my GF havent played the game and she hated those movies to pieces.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 22:25    Post subject:
Uwe Boll is a fucking genius. The man is a fucking master in the art of cinema.

STFU haters! Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 22:59    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw



oh my friggin atheism! The guy really is nuts, fighting critics in a boxing-ring
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 23:06    Post subject:
anyone remember ED WOOD Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 23:17    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw


fucking lol Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 23:48    Post subject:
Well, with Postal he surely can't mess up with the story, so there is just the action left


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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 06:12    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
s_hole wrote:
i would be very disappointed to boll if this movie rated anything above 3/10
by his track record of 'bad beyond words'-films
i will watch it though
just to see how low it can go
that was the art of the game aswell


bloodrayne and alone in the dark were pretty decent (b-)movies, IF you dont know anything about the story of the games they represent, that is. So i guess he ll have to get one right eventually, even if it is only by mistake.
And with Postal, what can really go wrong? Very Happy


what the f*ck? dude, alone in the dark was his worst film, you couldnt even laugh at it like house of the dead... it had the worst EVERYTHINGS in it... worst love scene, worst car chase, worst fight scenes, worst acting, worst use of music, worst dialogue... there was no redeemable features too it... even the ENDING wasnt something too look forward too, thanks to the worst use of a nightwish song ever...

i WILL give you that bloodrayne was watchable, but definately not down to boll... it had visual effects and practical effects that were... well, not a-grade, but far far better than boll deserved, and its a pity that those talented people had to work on his piece of crap...

postal is going to suck, but i guess its ok because im not a fan of that pathetic franchise... im more concerned that in all likelyhood hes still doing farcry, which, while it doesnt exactly have some kind of super great story, definately deserves better than the boll treatment... its going to be a sad sad day when that film gets unleashed...sorry, released...

im more interested in his wild west bloodrayne sequel... hell yeah, thats going to be brilliant, lol.
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