oh the fucking irony
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 00:25    Post subject: oh the fucking irony
i got 2 cars in the garage... i come down to get into to my Audi, look over and my civic is gone. APPARENTLY during the last couple of months cars have been broken into and vandalized, same with last night, 4 cars vandalized and mine gone. But no one cared to let anyone know, our fucking security is useless and cameras even worse.

hilarity ensued when I had to call the division and talking to people about it... bastards thought it was funny.

the car is down to it’s bolts by now.

the end.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 01:41    Post subject:
I know you are a moderator and everything, but where's there irony? ;(

Sorry for your cars though. What happens now?


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 02:12    Post subject:
hint: his avatar.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 02:51    Post subject:
man .. in canada like six different years/models of honda civics are in the top ten list of stolen cars ..


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 02:53    Post subject:
pwnt Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 04:50    Post subject:
look on the bright side
u still have your audi Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 05:47    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
man .. in canada like six different years/models of honda civics are in the top ten list of stolen cars ..



So true.


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Hope you get your car back Sad , in good shape. Just be glad your wallet wasn't in the car. Least they don't have the badge.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 06:39    Post subject:
That sucks man, though I would have taken the Audi.

Maybe you should beef up your security.


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 07:53    Post subject:
lol audi is useless to steal, it has lazer cut keys (?) alarm system, but most of all, noone buys A8 that easily, noone needs parts for it and its easily to notice on the road...


in other news, i stop by timmies and by mistake drive over one of those cement bars on the ground, i back up and bye bye front bumper.

god what a shitty day
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 08:37    Post subject:
MAD needs a 4 wheel drive with huge tires. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:20    Post subject:
What's the deal with honda civic?
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:26    Post subject:
Civic's are always the number one car to get broken into, or stolden.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:31    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
What's the deal with honda civic?
Was about to buy one myself. Its a nice car. It dosn't weight to much. Dosn't use too much gas (yes that matters around here..), and its cool to get big motors in such cars. The CRX is teh coolest tho. But meh, ended up with an audi 80, kinda like the design better...

And the CRX i found was in the north of Norway... iv only been half way up. There could be icebears up there you know :\... notrly.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:38    Post subject:
I was imagining to myself that these kids steal those civics and pimp them. The most pimpable civic in opinion is the 94-96 model. All the others just look like plain family cars, although much cooler (and notably more expensive here) than the most.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:45    Post subject:
Are there any Jew drifting, or is it just Arab drifting in the middle east :\
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 09:51    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
I was imagining to myself that these kids steal those civics and pimp them. The most pimpable civic in opinion is the 94-96 model. All the others just look like plain family cars, although much cooler (and notably more expensive here) than the most.



Naa, I think they just joy ride them and drive them into lakes and ditches, or buildings to rob. Or strip them for parts. Set them on fire.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 10:09    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Are there any Jew drifting, or is it just Arab drifting in the middle east :\

Mostly arab :\, but some jews too and mostly stupid kids killing themselves on daddy's car.
There are no motorsports in Israel at all (except for Karting), so the only serious drivers here are people with money who go to Europe to cover their driving needs.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 10:37    Post subject: Re: oh the fucking irony
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
i got 2 cars in the garage... i come down to get into to my Audi, look over and my civic is gone. APPARENTLY during the last couple of months cars have been broken into and vandalized, same with last night, 4 cars vandalized and mine gone. But no one cared to let anyone know, our fucking security is useless and cameras even worse.

hilarity ensued when I had to call the division and talking to people about it... bastards thought it was funny.

the car is down to it’s bolts by now.

the end.


This was clearly an inside job.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 10:58    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
And the CRX i found was in the north of Norway... iv only been half way up. There could be icebears up there you know :\... notrly.

Haha, don't worry, you have to go to Svalbard to find 'em! Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 16:40    Post subject:
here is the actual article about civics, and it's 4 in the top ten and yes all are the Si models Wink Razz

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Insurance Bureau of Canada top-10 list of most frequently stolen vehicles:

* 1999 Honda Civic Si 2-door.
* 2000 Honda Civic Si 2-door.
* 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX/WRX STi 4-door AWD.
* 1999 Acura Integra 2-door.
* 1994 Honda Civic Si 2-door Hatchback.
* 1998 Acura Integra 2-door.
* 1993 Dodge Shadow Convertible.
* 1996 Honda Civic Si 2-door Hatchback.
* 2000 Audi TT Quattro 2-door Coupe.
* 1996 Chev/GMC Blazer/Jimmy S Series 2-door 4WD.

http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2006/11/21/car-rankings.html

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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 16:57    Post subject: Re: oh the fucking irony
Pizda2 wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
i got 2 cars in the garage... i come down to get into to my Audi, look over and my civic is gone. APPARENTLY during the last couple of months cars have been broken into and vandalized, same with last night, 4 cars vandalized and mine gone. But no one cared to let anyone know, our fucking security is useless and cameras even worse.

hilarity ensued when I had to call the division and talking to people about it... bastards thought it was funny.

the car is down to it’s bolts by now.

the end.


This was clearly an inside job.


Laughing

CORRUPTION WITHIN TEH FORCE OH NOES!!!!!!!! Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 23:01    Post subject: Re: oh the fucking irony
Godlikez* wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
i got 2 cars in the garage... i come down to get into to my Audi, look over and my civic is gone. APPARENTLY during the last couple of months cars have been broken into and vandalized, same with last night, 4 cars vandalized and mine gone. But no one cared to let anyone know, our fucking security is useless and cameras even worse.

hilarity ensued when I had to call the division and talking to people about it... bastards thought it was funny.

the car is down to it’s bolts by now.

the end.


This was clearly an inside job.


Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 23:02    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
lol audi is useless to steal, it has lazer cut keys (?) alarm system, but most of all, noone buys A8 that easily, noone needs parts for it and its easily to notice on the road...


Shocked You mean Audi owners aren't nerve wrecks in Canada? Audis are the most stolen cars here. No laser cut keys, immobilizers or alarms systems can help you if you own an Audi. Especially if you own a newer one you're 90% right if you thougt last night before going to bed that you won't have a car in the morning.

hmmm...now I have an idea how to get rid of the mofos here Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 23:12    Post subject:
0h n0s, I have a 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid!

*looks out window*

Ah, still there.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 23:21    Post subject:
sTo0z wrote:
0h n0s, I have a 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid!

*looks out window*

Ah, still there.

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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 16:40    Post subject:
or a better install a 3 inch syringe needle into the drivers seat and connect it to the break pedal. If safety is on then an hydraulic mechanism will push the needle upwards Wink

Or wire the seat directy to the battery. If safety is on then you'll have ride of your life when you ignite Wink

Another homemade security system is to install truck horns into the cabin using an small electric compressor wired to the battery or just compressed air tanks....and if you break the door...well bye bye hearing or at least you get a heart attack.


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Dec 2006 09:05    Post subject:
Ohhh, the poor Honda Civic. Sad So many of my friends had them. They were all broken into on a regular basis. Personally, that is why I think the stereo pop off face plate (whatever it is called) was invented.



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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Dec 2006 13:57    Post subject:
sabalasa wrote:
or a better install a 3 inch syringe needle into the drivers seat and connect it to the break pedal. If safety is on then an hydraulic mechanism will push the needle upwards Wink

Or wire the seat directy to the battery. If safety is on then you'll have ride of your life when you ignite Wink

Another homemade security system is to install truck horns into the cabin using an small electric compressor wired to the battery or just compressed air tanks....and if you break the door...well bye bye hearing or at least you get a heart attack.

i like the car security that have in africa where the huge flames shoot up from the sides of the car Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Dec 2006 00:25    Post subject:
car found in flames... involved in a robbery... nice... now i have to pay 100 bux cause it was at york regional police impound for one day, then 200 for it to be towed to the junkyard... mannnnn
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Dec 2006 01:26    Post subject:
Man that sucks. I'm sorry for your loss.


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