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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:21    Post subject:
I miss supermax and his moronic posts... Sad Fucking fuck this, fuck shit that... Oh, the times! Crying or Very sad
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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:22    Post subject: No soup for you!
I lied about the cookies. But here, you can have this:


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:27    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:28    Post subject:
goatse
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:30    Post subject:
Goatse must die.
He ruined my Internet and stole my megahertz Sad
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:35    Post subject:
LOLZ My 1st encounter with goatse was when i caught a colleague at work who was surfing a bit. His reaction besides the fact that he turned red was: "That's just a dumb-ass kid" Very Happy


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:52    Post subject:
I are want a lemonparty cookie Sad
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:58    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
I are want a lemonparty cookie Sad



Mark is teh drunk? Very Happy
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 22:59    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
I are want a lemonparty cookie Sad

Smile here a cookie for you
http://www.lemonparty.org/


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:03    Post subject:
I though he wasn't a real cookie Sad
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:04    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
mark322 wrote:
I are want a lemonparty cookie Sad



Mark is teh drunk? Very Happy

The last time I was teh drunk was 4 months ago Sad ,
It sux knowing that your liver is still functioning.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:05    Post subject:
I got a really cool christmas present from waldo Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:07    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
mark322 wrote:
I are want a lemonparty cookie Sad



Mark is teh drunk? Very Happy

The last time I was teh drunk was 4 months ago Sad ,
It sux knowing that your liver is still functioning.


How much did you drink? Just cusious. Do you have a high tolerance?
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:15    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
mark322 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:



Mark is teh drunk? Very Happy

The last time I was teh drunk was 4 months ago Sad ,
It sux knowing that your liver is still functioning.


How much did you drink? Just cusious. Do you have a high tolerance?

Too high...
I also never throw up and never passed out in my life.
In order to get drunk just a little bit I need to mix between stuff and create evil potions-
4 months ago I mixed between an expensive vodka and a very cheap vodka with redbull and was drunk just a bit.
Also I can't drink like a normal person during the friday nights with my friends because i'm usualy the driver (Yesterday I drank some bogus japanese beer brewed in Czhech Republic).
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:29    Post subject:
@mark
What is the legal limit there? If you haven't puked then you must not of been very drunk. Which is a good thing. It is responsible.

I am always the fucking driver too.

I got to go out to the bar the other night. There was nothing nice to look at. They were all like rolly polly beer men in dirty workclothes.


The waitress was really rude about the tip I left. She said I don't need it that bad. Then she got pissy and my girlfriend and I because we smoked a joint on the patio. She told us to go around over to the front. She was an all around bitch and I should of left her nothing.

I was soo disapointed.

There is one girl there that is kinda entertaining. She has these double FF boobs and she goes around rubbing up the guys. She sticks them in peoples faces when she gets drunk. It is funny. And flashing too.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Dec 2006 23:48    Post subject:
I literally never puke... The last time I puked, I think it was 6 years ago.
About the legal limits... I think that it is allowed for a driver to have up to 0.05% of alcohol in his blood.
The most drunk I ever got was a year ago after I mixed between vodka, few beers and two cans of some energy drink.
I got drunk but not stoned, I was still able to beat a friend who didnt drink at all, in a card game Very Happy.
I went home by myself and the next day I suffered from a hang over from hell... No puking no, passing out.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 00:00    Post subject:
What was the totol amount tho.

Are you a big guy? What is your weight and height if you don't mind me asking?

Maybe that is why you have high tolerance.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 00:24    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
What was the totol amount tho.

Are you a big guy? What is your weight and height if you don't mind me asking?

Maybe that is why you have high tolerance.

I don't remeber the total amount...
And I'm not a big guy-
I'm 180 cm high,
and weigh 67.5 kg.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 01:18    Post subject:
148 lb's and 5.9 feet.

I am a good 20 lbs lighter than you and I know, pretty sure I could drink half micky and wouldn't seem drunk

At that weight I wouldn't imagion you as a light weight drinker. I think your stomach is just far too healthy and young and that is why you don't get sick.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 02:11    Post subject:
holy fucking shit.
he's so skinny! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Crying or Very sad

I </3 skinny people!

I was just having a blast during a hockey game until my people had to leave! FAWK!
I WANT MORE!

Sad


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 02:31    Post subject:
holy fucking shit.
he's so skinny! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Crying or Very sad

I </3 skinny people!

I was just having a blast during a hockey game until my people had to leave! FAWK!
I WANT MORE!

Sad


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 02:34    Post subject:
Laughing

Quote:
you know the masterbating one


the one with the bear from jungle book?


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 12:05    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
148 lb's and 5.9 feet.

I am a good 20 lbs lighter than you and I know, pretty sure I could drink half micky and wouldn't seem drunk

At that weight I wouldn't imagion you as a light weight drinker. I think your stomach is just far too healthy and young and that is why you don't get sick.

Yeah probably...
And I'm not skinny, I'm athletic Embarassed .

BTW, how do you find parking space for you hippie van in downtown?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Dec 2006 20:55    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
148 lb's and 5.9 feet.

I am a good 20 lbs lighter than you and I know, pretty sure I could drink half micky and wouldn't seem drunk

At that weight I wouldn't imagion you as a light weight drinker. I think your stomach is just far too healthy and young and that is why you don't get sick.

Yeah probably...
And I'm not skinny, I'm athletic Embarassed .

BTW, how do you find parking space for you hippie van in downtown?


I have to park on the side street which is hard because my van is crap to parallel park. I have to be carefull in underground because of clearance. I got wedged in with the sprinkler once and had to let the air outta my tires. It is only pay parking d/t.

Sometimes I drive to the skytrain and take that in because it is cheeper and faster.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 05:15    Post subject:
I want Hfric to come back.
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 05:38    Post subject:
so uh why is he banned?
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ginge51
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 06:39    Post subject:
so uh why is he banned?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 07:55    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I want Hfric to come back.


I second that. I want him back too Sad


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 09:14    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
so uh why is he banned?


for being an ass
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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006 10:54    Post subject:
I don't want him back.
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