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ginge51
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 Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 03:48 Post subject: a letter from michael moore to G.W.B |
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Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you go, too!) ...from Michael Moore
1/10/07
Dear Mr. President,
Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November.
Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna do the job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was last year. And we were losing the war last year! We've already had over a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! YES!!!
You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one! C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!
Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you being humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good.
Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! Here's how it would work:
The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.
Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:
1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election (the one that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we were losing). I am confident that at least a third of them would want to put their body where there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many of these people and, while we may disagree politically, I know that they don't believe someone else should have to go and fight their fight for them -- while they hide here in America.
2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country. I know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or so enlistees from this effort.
3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they were your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are already trained from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.
Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch! Don't be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind you and YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief! Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead!
We promise to write. Go get 'em W!
Yours,
Michael Moore
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=204
about spot on if you ask me 
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 05:08 Post subject: |
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Michael Moore is fat.
Fuck him.
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 05:50 Post subject: |
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michael moore is a retard !!!
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 08:05 Post subject: |
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| JeanPerrier wrote: | | michael moore is a retard !!! |
If by retard, you mean not retarded like yourself, then yes.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 08:14 Post subject: |
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He might not always be right - but atleast he brings subjects out in the open which nobody else care to discuss.
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 09:36 Post subject: |
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 09:50 Post subject: |
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He makes serious yet fun mockumentaries. I loved Bowling for Columbine.
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 13:43 Post subject: |
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| dominae wrote: | | He's not made any films yet that aren't fiction. |
It is non-fiction with a dash of fiction. His movies are all based on real events and interviews with real people, but sometimes he has a tendency to exagerrate issues or go personal on them. |
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 16:10 Post subject: |
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| ELIZ wrote: |  he always cracks me up 
and no he is not retard just a bit overweight but who cares  |
publicity stunt and all, i bet that there are hundreds of these type of letters each day. michael moore is just a known person |
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 18:24 Post subject: |
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| Parallax_ wrote: | | dominae wrote: | | He's not made any films yet that aren't fiction. |
It is non-fiction with a dash of fiction. His movies are all based on real events and interviews with real people, but sometimes he has a tendency to exagerrate issues or go personal on them. |
There is no such thing,
his works are fiction, he takes stuff from real life and makes up a story that he wants out of it.
He's like FOX-NEWS, but for the white trash community.
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ginge51
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 18:25 Post subject: |
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| dominae wrote: | | Parallax_ wrote: | | dominae wrote: | | He's not made any films yet that aren't fiction. |
It is non-fiction with a dash of fiction. His movies are all based on real events and interviews with real people, but sometimes he has a tendency to exagerrate issues or go personal on them. |
There is no such thing,
his works are fiction, he takes stuff from real life and makes up a story that he wants out of it.
He's like FOX-NEWS, but for the white trash community. |
lol u being racist by any chance?
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 18:37 Post subject: |
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| dominae wrote: | his works are fiction, he takes stuff from real life and makes up a story that he wants out of it.
He's like FOX-NEWS, but for the white trash community. |
Bullshit, complete bullshit. |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007 23:25 Post subject: |
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| Parallax_ wrote: | | dominae wrote: | his works are fiction, he takes stuff from real life and makes up a story that he wants out of it.
He's like FOX-NEWS, but for the white trash community. |
Bullshit, complete bullshit. |
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 02:16 Post subject: |
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Michael Moore... what a zero.
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 04:46 Post subject: |
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Man, that letter is so american style...
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 11:39 Post subject: |
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Moore's fat, he should eat less so Africans dont die.
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 12:21 Post subject: |
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| dominae wrote: | He's not made any films yet that aren't fiction.
He could say "drama based on true story" but, still fiction. |
Like Fox News could call it "news based on a true story" but, still fiction I guess?
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 13:11 Post subject: |
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There was a documentary recently in the UK which disected his '9/11' documentary and he was using cut and paste techniques to take reactions and quotes completely out of context, so it makes what he outputs opinion based propaganda, but it's misleading because he presents it as objective journalism.
It showed the original video and then his end product, and it was almost like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer is accused of sexual harrasment when he grabs that gummy bear off the babysitters ass. And they do that interview with him and totally change it.
Ironic that the documentary tarnishing his reputation is also propaganda but still big pinch of salt needed with all emotive documentaries.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 20:47 Post subject: |
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| LanceBullet wrote: | | There was a documentary recently in the UK which disected his '9/11' documentary and he was using cut and paste techniques to take reactions and quotes completely out of context, so it makes what he outputs opinion based propaganda, but it's misleading because he presents it as objective journalism. |
Actually, he doesn't present anything as 'objective journalism'. He specifically says his films are not documentaries. It's no different than an opinion piece published in a newspaper.
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| Posted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 21:32 Post subject: |
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hehe, ok, but it's not just an opinion if he takes footage of Bush and then changes the context completely, that changes it from an opinion to a lie. Irrespective of wether he acknowledges this, there's no point in watching his stuff if he's not substantiating his stance with genuine facts.
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| Posted: Sun, 14th Jan 2007 11:33 Post subject: |
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| ginge51 wrote: |
lol u being racist by any chance? |
Nope.
There's plenty of white trash to go around, maybe you should look the expression up.
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Sun, 14th Jan 2007 11:44 Post subject: |
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| dominae wrote: | | Yeah, pretty much what he delivers in his "so called" documentaries. |
Pretty much the same coming out of your mouth right now. |
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