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 Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 02:18 Post subject: |
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Heres Carl, John and Peter
Carl is a huge baby and is often left alone while John and Peter talk and dance together.
Carl's first day at home he wants to make a meal for the boys to make them interested in beeing his friend.
Ofcourse Carl forgets about the food in the oven, and things are about to get nasty
Fire breaks out!
Carls is desperatly trying to put out the fire, but theres no chance he will make it by himself.... where is John and Peter?
Oh,right....
In the mean time Carl is fighting for his home and life
Finally Peter and John heard Carl's screaming and rushed to the kitchen in their underwear
Still the fire was out of control, so John called the local firedept.
The firedept. was quick to get on scene
The fireman was lucky to have arrived fast because if they waited a few more seconds the situation could have ended up a whole lot worse
Carl was frightened and suffered from shock, so the firemen called for a doctor which was on the way
After the fire was put out Peter was mad at Carl for setting the kitchen on fire
Carl started to cry
Finally the doctor arrived and had a chat with Carl....now Carl is feeling allright again though John and Peter doesnt like Carl so much
The following night John and Peter made love right infront of Carl, but Carl didnt mind because he was a freak anyway
Carl was a bit tired after watching the love couple so he went outside to spend the night
That morning when Carl woke up on the lawn outside the house there were a few neighbours who already were invited inside for breakfast.
Carl immediatly starting to make friends but as usual he just scared them off
Since Carl didnt get the attention he wanted he started jumping in the couch, which made every one quite mad
John and Peter sabotaged the microwave for a little "experiment" for the evening....
Now all John and Peter had to do was wait for Carl to make his "lovely" dinner
Wham! Carl was trapped.....
John and Peter caged Carl inside the kitchen, After a few hours of waiting Carl got hungry and started to make some food.
There was a loud bang you could hear all over the neighbourhood.
The microwave John and Peter sabotaged exploded in Calrs face and the whole kitchen started to burn
Neighbours called the firedept. and the police and they came quick as allways.
Hours later, the fire was put out and the walls were taken down.
Johns "little" experiment was a success...and...Carl was dead!
Everyone knew who Carl was so nobody cared much...
John and Peter now has the house for themselves, and now live happilier than before.
Heres the disturbing second and last part of this story
Part Two
We all remember how Part One ended don't we....
John and Peter finally got rid of Carl....
The night after Carls death John got laid for the first time and was quite happy about it....we'll it was actually both their first time...
Peter took his day off to spend it with John to have a romantic bath in the yard in their new tub John bought for them by doing work on the internet.
No one knows excactly what John does when he works on his computer but money rolled in the bank, so who cares?
Peter was getting too excited about the whole romantic evening and started to get agressive, in a good way ofcourse
Peter couldnt resist to ask for Johns proposal
John said yes
The next day they were going to have a wedding party, but first the house needed some cleaning up.
The maid came by and John insisted that she would have breakfast with him
John and the maid snuck out while Peter was getting in shape for the wedding.
John began to get grabby and told the maid how pretty she was when he thought Peter couldnt see them.....he thought wrong
Whats up with John? Is he gay or is he straight? maybe both?
Peter didnt say anything about what he saw...yet..
The wedding was on...
John was waiting for Peter but he didnt show up
Has Peter done a runner?
John walks inside to find Peter
John enters the door and sees Peter looking really mad and he tells John he's not interested in a marriage if John runs to the womans when he doesnt have him in sight
Things started to go to get hot.
John claims that the maid jumped over him and it was obvious that Peter was jealous
John was starting to get incontinent but forgot to put on his diapers before putting on formal clothes for the wedding which proved to be a huge mistake
Peter ran out of the house in disgust into the waiting limo that was supposed to drive both of them to their honneymoon after the ceremony
John stood there while the guests just laughed at him running after Peter with his pissed out pants
John ran as fast as he could behind the house and had a breakdown
luckily Dr. daandruf was invited to the party and knew about Johns condition
John was ok, he was over Peter but he quit his work and and his life started to go downwards.
3 weeks after the tragic wedding party John was all out of food, he sold most of his belongings to buy pizza and can food... in the end there was nothing left and John died on the floor of the kitchen eating 5 week old leftovers
The End....
This is a monument to remember the people who sacraficed their lifes for this story
Credits:
Producer Rubber Chicken
Carl Played as Carl
Carter Played as John
Roger Played as Peter
All stunts were played by Carl
Last edited by RubberChicken on Fri, 17th Sep 2004 02:27; edited 1 time in total
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TheDamned
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 02:47 Post subject: |
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hahahahah
nice story, funny shit.
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JBrow
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 03:17 Post subject: |
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nice, have a lot of time on your hands huh! lol
-JB
xfire- jbrow
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 03:54 Post subject: |
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 04:11 Post subject: |
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| exon wrote: | This thread is gay  |
lol, good one. |
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 04:39 Post subject: |
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haha man keep up the good work! i love it!
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thudo
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 04:57 Post subject: |
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Excellent story even after it was moved to this new thread!
AND YES IT IS GAY.. LITERALLY! Their a "liberated homo-similar couple"!      
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-=Cartoon=-
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 05:29 Post subject: |
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u know how there is the "Story mode" in the sims.>
can u export it ? cause i cant find out where mine is
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 05:39 Post subject: |
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hmm, question: ok, burned 4 cds with nero, downloaded a crack, and started the game fine...
I cant seem to buy any appliances, and a few other categories are grayed out..
is it hosed or am i doing something wrong?
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copywrong
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 05:50 Post subject: |
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If you installed one of the nocd cracks that's floating around then there is your problem. It f**cks things up.
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-=Cartoon=-
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 05:51 Post subject: |
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Mutantius
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rayyen
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 09:48 Post subject: |
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so.. should I laugh or cry?
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headshot
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 09:59 Post subject: |
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Love the porn wall! That TV image is photoshopped into the screenshot, right?
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 10:17 Post subject: |
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Hard Worker .. your question from my point of view should be how the hell do you stop them burning down the kitchen every five minutes
I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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-=Cartoon=-
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 11:41 Post subject: |
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| headshot wrote: | | Love the porn wall! That TV image is photoshopped into the screenshot, right? |
no u can add your own video files into the game
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Sep 2004 14:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 20th Sep 2004 14:46 Post subject: |
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| RubberChicken wrote: | Heres Carl, John and Peter
...page long quote deleted by toeffy....
All stunts were played by Carl[/size] |
I can't see any picture.
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| Posted: Mon, 20th Sep 2004 18:11 Post subject: |
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Rofl. This thread is going to rule.
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| Posted: Mon, 20th Sep 2004 21:57 Post subject: |
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Arranger007: Dang, just say that you can't see the pics, don't quote the whole post.
This is my signature. Pretty neat ey?
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Sep 2004 11:07 Post subject: |
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Had it been MMO or even Multiplayer then I would have considered it. But who the fuck want to interact socialy with a computer? Sick!
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Sep 2004 11:54 Post subject: |
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| Thatguy wrote: | | Arranger007: Dang, just say that you can't see the pics, don't quote the whole post. |
i fixed it. please don't quote page long posts and just add a one liner below.
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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