April Fools - A purely speculative approach.
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PoorLeno




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 02:13    Post subject: April Fools - A purely speculative approach.
Well, it's cooming. Like it or not, and once again I'll be doging prank phonecalls left and right, but I also want to pull a nasty one on my girlfriend. I was thinking I'd fake blood or something and just scare her shitless, but that's a little out of touch. While I'm pondering, feel free to share your kodak moments for mutual inspiration.


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 11:26    Post subject:
hang yourself, seen it on a show, looks like you are hanged with a rope around your neck but its atached to your back. Scares the shit out of her for sure.
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Sedolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 12:44    Post subject:
but dont forget to piss and crap yourself when you're hangin, cause its more authentic that way Laughing


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PoorLeno




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 18:28    Post subject:
Not a bad idea, I love it. Are you guys goin' to scare some of your loved ones shitless?


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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 19:26    Post subject:
Tie them to a chair and cut off their pinky, that'll get them scared alright
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Epsilon
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 20:22    Post subject:
Believe it or not some people don't get off on others displeasure, so no I won't be scaring anyone.
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PoorLeno




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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 21:14    Post subject:
No pranks either? Bore.


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 21:14    Post subject:
you could always do that finger in the box trick.....haha. I dont go along with holidays so....count me out


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Mar 2007 21:18    Post subject:
I say start cutting toes, then break the knees, then the fingers on the hands, then bend the arms so that you break the elbows, then dislocate the shoulders, then rip the arms, then raise them by their hair and shake until it tears. Then move to the guts; have a knife through them, while showing the pranked one his internal organs. Finally, to maximize the effect, cut the heart and quickly show it to the pranked while still alive.

Nothing beats that.

[EDIT]Hm, hold on... If the pranked one is a male, bring a stripper or something to turn him on first. Now, cut off that cock. With the cock, you could prank another one, with say, a "finger" in the box prank.
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