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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Apr 2007 18:49    Post subject:
damonika12 wrote:
Laughing This is so funny , so in your words women should be slaves for men pleasure

Aye! A woman's sole purpose in life is to be in bed and in the kitchen! I mean what else are they good for? Laughing (Joking, in case you get mad)
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X_Dror




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Location: Jerusalem, Israel
PostPosted: Thu, 19th Apr 2007 19:02    Post subject:
LOL, you remind me of some crazy dudes I have in my classroom.
One day they have decided that they'll found a fascist political party in school.
So they've posted all kinds of poster containing pornographic pics of women all over the school.
Beneath each picture they've added the text - "The women are state property".
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damonika12




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Apr 2007 21:44    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
damonika12 wrote:
Laughing This is so funny , so in your words women should be slaves for men pleasure

Aye! A woman's sole purpose in life is to be in bed and in the kitchen! I mean what else are they good for? Laughing (Joking, in case you get mad)

Laughing thank god I twisted my ancle , now my husband and my son are my personal slaves hehehe My honey bun said "You clean , cook , do the household and work damn i never ever knew how much work you have" and my son added "Now i know why you bit... I mean shout on my so much when i don`t want to take out the trash"
Laughing Women the Queens of multitasking Very Happy


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Apr 2007 23:20    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What a tard, there are about 3 females on this forum, and none of them are in the market for a teenage computer nerd. Laughing


I kinda think its the other way around. Why would i want to be with a girl that posts on a tech forum? I was really shocked to see that pistol was quite attractive. I expect either most girls on forums to be either

1. Fat dirty old men

2. Fat dirty old women

Why else would they be here instead of updating there myspace pages, or sending out webcam videos. Wink jk (Dodges pistol slap)



Believe it or not I came here for information, even if I joke around and don't add much to the tech stuff. Catch up on the some PC gossip stuff. Stuck around because so some of the more interesting people. World news used to get my blood boiling but now it is like fuck it.

I can honestly say, exp now I am not fat. I am obsessed with working out that it affects my life now, kinda in a bad way, maybe. Whatever you do it is never good enough. There is no reward at the end.

I am never on anymore since I started working. Working sucks. I have some nice clothes now, but to be honest I never gave a shit about clothes anyway. Jeans and tee-shirts are fine for me I mostly work with a bunch of guys. I thought I could met some cool people, do outdoor things, similar interests. Do some things outside of work but they seem to have nutty jealous girlfriends. Go figure. The whole thing is very depressing. All my women friends have all had kids. Seriously, how much breast feeding talk can one listen too.

I went to a club and that was depessing too. Rude guys just tried to pull my top down. They were aggressive, and they fucking stuck of staleness and had the worse breath you can imagion.





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I would have sex with dazz (no animals) if he was to unban me from 0.o
I would have sex with stealth just because he is cool and I am sure he wouldn't let me down.
I would have sex with Bigperm because then he might let me play with all his expensive toys.

I wouldn't have sex with the other guy because he seems common "have sex with me"




Razz X 10
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X_Dror




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Location: Jerusalem, Israel
PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 00:26    Post subject:
Pistolshrimp - If you're looking for good guys, you need to go to an old fashioned cocktail party Razz

You'll find some nice nerds there Razz Nerds know how to treat a woman, trust me on that. Very Happy
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 01:57    Post subject:
IF I UNBAN YOU WILL DEOP ME :<


im stuck now WHAT TO DO


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 02:07    Post subject:
Pistol throws it about...


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 02:31    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Bigperm wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What a tard, there are about 3 females on this forum, and none of them are in the market for a teenage computer nerd. Laughing


I kinda think its the other way around. Why would i want to be with a girl that posts on a tech forum? I was really shocked to see that pistol was quite attractive. I expect either most girls on forums to be either

1. Fat dirty old men

2. Fat dirty old women

Why else would they be here instead of updating there myspace pages, or sending out webcam videos. Wink jk (Dodges pistol slap)



Believe it or not I came here for information, even if I joke around and don't add much to the tech stuff. Catch up on the some PC gossip stuff. Stuck around because so some of the more interesting people. World news used to get my blood boiling but now it is like fuck it.

I can honestly say, exp now I am not fat. I am obsessed with working out that it affects my life now, kinda in a bad way, maybe. Whatever you do it is never good enough. There is no reward at the end.

I am never on anymore since I started working. Working sucks. I have some nice clothes now, but to be honest I never gave a shit about clothes anyway. Jeans and tee-shirts are fine for me I mostly work with a bunch of guys. I thought I could met some cool people, do outdoor things, similar interests. Do some things outside of work but they seem to have nutty jealous girlfriends. Go figure. The whole thing is very depressing. All my women friends have all had kids. Seriously, how much breast feeding talk can one listen too.

I went to a club and that was depessing too. Rude guys just tried to pull my top down. They were aggressive, and they fucking stuck of staleness and had the worse breath you can imagion.





Back on topic
I would have sex with dazz (no animals) if he was to unban me from 0.o
I would have sex with stealth just because he is cool and I am sure he wouldn't let me down.
I would have sex with Bigperm because then he might let me play with all his expensive toys.

I wouldn't have sex with the other guy because he seems common "have sex with me"




Razz X 10


I passed your love onto waldo Sad I get no lovin?


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 03:37    Post subject:
sTo0z wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What a tard, there are about 3 females on this forum, and none of them are in the market for a teenage computer nerd. Laughing


TheSaint is close enough, he wants you ManBlooD.


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 05:09    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
IF I UNBAN YOU WILL DEOP ME :<


im stuck now WHAT TO DO


Hi, can i be your friend?



BTW GUYZ, pistol wanna sex me and not you. haha. oh man. my E-Penis is so big atm! Surprised


I hate you.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 07:29    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
IF I UNBAN YOU WILL DEOP ME :<


im stuck now WHAT TO DO


Hi, can i be your friend?



BTW GUYZ, pistol wanna sex me and not you. haha. oh man. my E-Penis is so big atm! Surprised


mines lacking Sad


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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 16:54    Post subject:
My E-peen is about as big as my RL peen... average.

PS I LOVE GREY.


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 22:03    Post subject:
Quote:
I would have sex with Bigperm because then he might let me play with all his expensive toys.



Hahaha, cute, very cute. I would let you play for free, but if your offering. Wink

Ill PM some pictures of my new pad for ya.. Granite everywhere Smile

And pistol, i hate the clubs too, seems every girl i meet is trashy, but most of my friends are male whores, so i guess i need a new crew.

And FYI, most of my post was just meant to be cheaky. OH, and ill be on Vancouver Island this summer, going to do my Advanced and Master Diver programs, so dont be just throwing out offers. Wink

@Damonika

I deleted what i was going to write, becasue i seriously have no idea where you got this from
Quote:
so in your words women should be slaves for men pleasure - then good luck in finding a girl
But it made me laugh.

I obviously touched a sore spot, im sorry. I like being cheaky, and kind of an ass(Unless your being a racist/bigit, then im an asshole), but i guess you didnt understand my Wink jk


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damonika12




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Apr 2007 22:59    Post subject:
@Bigperm
the same here jk Laughing

but srsky it looked like a


Laughing


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ginge51
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2007 00:24    Post subject:
stfu and get out assholes
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Apr 2007 01:12    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
stfu and get out assholes


lol careful, you might get banned again Laughing Laughing


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ManBlooD




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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Apr 2007 23:50    Post subject:
LOL .. i wasn't sure that u care for this topic anyway ..


after i read it .. ah i don't want to have sex anymore ...


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Apr 2007 06:55    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
IF I UNBAN YOU WILL DEOP ME :<


im stuck now WHAT TO DO



Nope, others will probably do it. I wouldn’t be personal about it. Come on let me in. I won't fuck with anything.

Spykez <3


@bigperm
LOL
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