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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 11:49    Post subject: Sex with mother and daughter
...ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked okay for a 50-year-old.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?

Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 12:00    Post subject:
HAHAHA

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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 12:23    Post subject:
ahahahahaaaahahahaa

Man I seriously thought u'd get a dream 3some Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 12:39    Post subject:
hahaha, the 50 year old screaming for her mom. hahaha owned.
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 13:53    Post subject:
lmao I get it now lmoa!!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 13:57    Post subject:
pwned
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 15:23    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
lmao I get it now lmoa!!!


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 18:08    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
hahaha owned
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 18:27    Post subject:
Nice one Smile
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 19:14    Post subject:
good one Very Happy
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 23:26    Post subject:
is this really true?
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th May 2007 23:46    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
is this really true?



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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 00:34    Post subject:
lol

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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 02:31    Post subject:
Razz

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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 22:22    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
snop1050 wrote:
is this really true?




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