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 Posted: Fri, 1st Jun 2007 18:46 Post subject: Break up Letter |
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| Quote: | Elizabeth
Dear Elizabeth,
Thank you for your concern. I’ll be sure to file it away under “L” for “Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn’t care less about”.
You did a stupid thing huh? No…doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is “a stupid thing”; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is “a stupid thing”; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you’re taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn’t as much a “Stupid thing” as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.
To be honest, I’m not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying “Well, I didn’t F**k him” somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn’t care less if the world “looked funny” to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I’m sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else’s feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don’t think you’re a terrible person, they just think you’re the average run of the mill blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it’s pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she’s seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell’s new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men’s room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we’ll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.
By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.
Talk to you never,
Brad |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Jun 2007 22:20 Post subject: |
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B&T?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Jun 2007 22:25 Post subject: |
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Bridge and Tunnel. ppl in the city use it for ppl who commute
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Jun 2007 22:26 Post subject: |
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oh 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Jun 2007 23:33 Post subject: |
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Are you Brad?  This would be more entertaining if you were Brad.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Jun 2007 00:18 Post subject: |
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It would be too lol it should've been in the bitching section then
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Jun 2007 01:03 Post subject: |
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im still with my woman and wouldnt want an irritating name like brad anyhow.
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Jun 2007 01:12 Post subject: |
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| |IcedFreon| wrote: | | im still with my woman and wouldnt want an irritating name like brad anyhow. |
Brad's a cool name. Better than Waldo Any name is better than Waldo. Gertrude is better than Waldo.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Jun 2007 04:19 Post subject: |
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| Stealth88 wrote: | Waldo is a cool name.
Where is Waldo?
huh? Where is Waldo!? 
ah, there is Waldo!  |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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