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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 00:49    Post subject: Funny X-ray Shots
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KaputXino




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 02:09    Post subject:
The first one reminds me of "Scrubs":

"Does this guy have a light bulb up his ass?

"It's either that or his colon just had a brilliant idea!"

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 03:10    Post subject:
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Dutch actress Georgina Verbaan confounded critics who doubted the authenticity of her jugs by publishing impressive x-ray profiles on her website. The results are conclusive proof that the 25-year-old did not surgically enhance her stsaerb in advance of a € 200,000 photo shoot for the December issue of Dutch yobyalP.


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 15:28    Post subject:


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A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth; a four-inch (10-centimeter) lian the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.


How the fuck do you get a 4 inch nail in the roof of your mouth without knowing about it!?


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 15:32    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
How the fuck do you get a 4 inch nail in the roof of your mouth without knowing about it!?

Somebody must've hit him with a fist and knocked him out, when used a nail gun pointed in his mouth and upwards. Laughing Laughing Laughing


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 15:38    Post subject:
Hey, Jigsaw did it with all his victims without them knowing, right? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 15:42    Post subject:
Ya but that was fiction.

Looking at the position of the nail and the length, it would have had the be shot through the bottom of his jaw, which obviously would have pierced a lot and possible including his tongue, looking at the head of the nail, he should have been able to feel that with his tongue.

To get that angle on the nail theres no way he could have opened his mouth enough to get that angle with a nail gun.

I call BS on that.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 15:46    Post subject:
now thats what i call piercing Razz
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 16:07    Post subject:
Confused Saw [I/II/III] was fiction?
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 16:08    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Confused Saw [I/II/III] was fiction?

What you talking about? It was R3AL!!1oneone!!!en!!


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Jul 2007 16:09    Post subject:
OMG I know, it's just skypez using his vipboism to confuse me.
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