Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations'
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anarxist
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 13:55    Post subject: Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations'
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BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - The International Space Nomenclature Council today adopted the term 'emplacements de hauts gravité super' - or 'super high gravity locations' - as the official replacement name for black holes. Originally named in reference to the fact that light cannot escape their intense gravity, the term 'black hole' was increasingly criticized as being insensitive to African-Americans and African-Europeans.

Super High Gravity Location"We're glad the council finally took action on this issue." said Isaiah Herman, Chairman of the National African-American Coalition of People. "The unimaginable destructive power of these super high gravity locations was giving the word 'black' a negative connotation throughout the universe."

Super high gravity locations are the remnants of giant stars that collapse into a substance so dense that it has a gravitational pull that consumes all matter that comes near it. "They're the bad boys of the cosmos." says Nokidi Imsure, Professor of Astronomic Anthropology at Howyflyl University. "You would definitely want to cross the street if you saw one coming."

Early after their discovery, there was little controversy over the former name of super high gravity locations. However in recent years, scientists theorized that most galaxies had massive super high gravity locations at their cores, and would eventually be swallowed up by them. A doomsday overtone began to be associated with the former 'black holes' - even a slang term for something unendingly wasteful developed - prompting the insensitivity criticism.

"There was never any intent to be offensive or malicious." says Imsure, commenting on the original naming of super high gravity locations. "It just seemed to fit at the time. But this name fits well too - it's definitely a location of super high gravity."

Laughing What about Yellow Dwarfs stars?Asians might feel insulted too. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 14:17    Post subject:
"... had massive super high gravity locations at their cores ..."

Sorry, but after taking a class of introduction to astrophysics, this sentence just makes me LaughingLaughingLaughing.

You know, as much as I hate racism and bigotry, with shit like "... was giving the word 'black' a negative connotation throughout the universe ...", one can see where hate comes from. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 14:38    Post subject:
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the term 'black hole' was increasingly criticized as being insensitive to African-Americans and African-Europeans.
As if "African-Europeans" (sic*) would give a fuck of such a thing like their American -in anal retention mode- counterparts... Rolling Eyes

(*) jeez how i hate these retarded terms, ty genius but keep such terminology on its continent and don't infest Europe with it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 14:55    Post subject:
As much as I hate the word 'nigger,' it makes perfect sense here. A nigger to me is someone who is ashamed of being a nigger (Laughing) and seeing anything as an insult.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 16:40    Post subject:
usual fucking bullshit. fake news with the intention to belittle the struggles of blacks. not surprising who posted it.


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 17:35    Post subject:
Well,you are more narrow-minded,than I thought,my dear canadiant.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 17:48    Post subject:
Yay, how about flaming kept to 0? Razz

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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 18:56    Post subject:
hey stooz, yo mamma is so fat that little people get caught in her gravity and are circling around her, if not worse end up in her black hole, hahahahaha
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 19:11    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
"... had massive super high gravity locations at their cores ..."

Sorry, but after taking a class of introduction to astrophysics, this sentence just makes me LaughingLaughingLaughing.


Maybe you should pay more attention then, it's obvious they're referring to supermassive black holes with that sentence. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 19:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
"... had massive super high gravity locations at their cores ..."

Sorry, but after taking a class of introduction to astrophysics, this sentence just makes me LaughingLaughingLaughing.


Maybe you should pay more attention then, it's obvious they're referring to supermassive black holes with that sentence. Rolling Eyes

No shit sherlock! Its "super high gravity locations" that made me laugh. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 20:38    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hey stooz, yo mamma is so fat that little people get caught in her gravity and are circling around her, if not worse end up in her black hole, hahahahaha


Haha, perfect. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 22:06    Post subject:
Its the people that want these changes that are actually racist. The change is so useless. Why dont we eliminate the word black/white and whatever else color from all languages...

Isnt it time to stop getting insulted about every little thing. I seriously cant understand how anyone can be racist.

Would be nice to discover intelligent life on another planet, maybe then people would accept all humans as just human.

I will be quiet now, i have been watching to much star trek i think Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 22:18    Post subject:
Zino wrote:
Its the people that want these changes that are actually racist. The change is so useless.


this is fake news. the authors are taking a shot at those uppity minorities.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jul 2007 10:53    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
this is fake news. the authors are taking a shot at those uppity minorities.


I suspected that last night when i had turned my computer off, "hmm wasnt that news in the joke-section...".

I feel like an ass now Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jul 2007 15:55    Post subject:
Laughing Yeah, I didn't see it as a joke, because it was posted in the discussion of the wikipedia article of "Black hole," so it fooled me.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jul 2007 02:21    Post subject:
what a croc of shit. it's not racially derogatory, ie. stick your racial bs up your blackhole anarxist. See Smile
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