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deelix
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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 21:19 Post subject: Stupid wine...	Quick Quote Quote

you know when you open a bottle of wine... the device you use.. the 2 shiny things you push up, and vola the cork is halfway up, and you can easily get it up. Bot now that screwthingy is stuck to the cork. God damnit. There is a reason catons of wine is more popular... Got this bottle from my mom, she bought it in Spain. Stupid wine The cork is kinda strange too, plastic on the outside There is no FAQ to how its done either. You need a new device thingy for every bottle you open would be my guess

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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 21:56 Post subject:

If you can't unscrew the cork from the device with your hands,which is quite strange,you can always use tools like pliers to do that.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 22:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Dude.. just pull it out slowly from that point.. What kind of wine is it?

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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 22:46 Post subject:

[sYn] wrote:

Dude.. just pull it out slowly from that point.. Razz

What kind of wine is it?

Whine.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 23:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

would you like some cheese with that whine sir?

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Posted: Sat, 6th Oct 2007 23:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

what next? broke my nail topic

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Posted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 01:46 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

push it up while rotating it.. Feel free to visit my flickr page : http://www.flickr.com/photos/21040443@N08/

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 04:52 Post subject:

Mortibus wrote:

what next? broke my nail topic Mr. Green

Nah, my neigbour and broken wine thingy would be my biggest problem atm Razz

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Posted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 05:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

btw u dont push the 2 shiny things up, u place the device onver the bottles top with the shiny things down, you start to scew it and as the screw goes into the cork the 2 shiny arms raise up, once there at there highest position you push them down and out comes the cork. after you simply hold the device firmly at the top and turn the cork until it comes off the screw bit

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Posted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 05:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Just push the whole plastic cork down into the bottle. If you can. I once carved the cork out too. No wine opener.

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 10:33 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

Just push the whole plastic cork down into the bottle. If you can. I once carved the cork out too. No wine opener.

I tried that first, and it was impossible with them new plastic corks Razz

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Posted: Mon, 8th Oct 2007 08:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Break the neck off and make sure you don't get any glass in your drink. I hate those plastic corks. I believe cork the wood is endangered.

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Posted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 14:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

OR, you could try getting wine that doesnt have a cork in it and has a regiular pop bottle type lid... The expensive wines arent like that, but you can get decent booze that has lids like that

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deelix
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Posted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 15:51 Post subject:

SycoShaman wrote:

OR, you could try getting wine that doesnt have a cork in it and has a regiular pop bottle type lid... Wink

The expensive wines arent like that, but you can get decent booze that has lids like that

yeye, but as I said it was a gift from mom Razz

Drunken up and my device is broken. I don't buy wine myself. Mostly beer and vodka.

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Posted: Thu, 11th Oct 2007 05:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

How was the wine?

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deelix
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Posted: Thu, 11th Oct 2007 08:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Pretty good actually White of course ^^

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Posted: Thu, 11th Oct 2007 12:48 Post subject:

Any fish?

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Posted: Sat, 13th Oct 2007 13:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Wine is for puffs,wannabes and frogs . Drink a mans drink beer . http://www.pull-up-a-sandbag.co.uk/

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Posted: Sat, 13th Oct 2007 17:16 Post subject:

4me2 wrote:

Wine is for puffs,wannabes and frogs .

Drink a mans drink beer . Wink

whats a puff? Confused

like a cream puff (sissy)?

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 14th Oct 2007 01:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Well, I like the norwegian "Bare Øl" Tuborg is OK too. And of course Corona. But expensive and girly And also Aas ice ^^

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Posted: Sun, 14th Oct 2007 02:01 Post subject:

SycoShaman wrote:

whats a puff? Confused

like a cream puff (sissy)?

Gay man.

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Posted: Sun, 14th Oct 2007 03:39 Post subject:

Jenni wrote:

SycoShaman wrote:

whats a puff? Confused

like a cream puff (sissy)?

Gay man.

oh, never heard that before

is it like british slang or something?

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