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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 04:35    Post subject: Jokes
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Someone post some good jokes.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 05:18    Post subject:
why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles? nail it's OTHER hand to the floor

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline.


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 05:38    Post subject:
Hey Tainted, maybe you should chat with that xxBXxSxxs guy. Razz He sounds like a cheery fellow too.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 06:20    Post subject:
Gym?


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 06:45    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Gym?


Piss off >.<
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 06:46    Post subject:
Just dled EE3..... man...... ughhhhh

Like, if anyone ever gives man birth to a game so bad again, I''ll have to go to Thailand and get my dick inverted so that I can pretend I'm some emo chick and then seduce WaldoJ while cutting my wrists and playing "Stabbity Stab Stab" in the background.


Fuck.


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 07:57    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles? nail it's OTHER hand to the floor

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline.
My god you rock... Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:13    Post subject:
oh the baby jokes... What's worst than 3 babys in one container? One baby in 3 containers...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:26    Post subject:
what is 30 cm long, hard and blueish and makes women scream?
















crib death Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:33    Post subject:
What's worse than a dead baby in a container?
Two dead babies in the container.
What's worse than that?
A container full of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
There's a living baby inside the container full of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby is eating its way out.
What's worse than that?
The baby is still hungry when it comes out.


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:33    Post subject:
btw. if you really need to be cheered up, check out www.bash.org

edit: this just made me laugh out loud:

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

this one too:

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:45    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

LaughingLaughing

Yeah, this one's a classic Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 15:47    Post subject:
bash.org is great, but the top 200 jokes havent changed much, so i guess the irc-culture is not being teh funz as it used to

another two that made me laugh:



<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit



<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Nov 2007 16:14    Post subject:
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 02:29    Post subject:
dont blame me...




NOT MY JOKE....







why dyu put a baby in a blender feet first?




so you can still cum on its face.


:/


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 02:48    Post subject:
What's red, about 1 foot tall and clings onto a a woman? A homesick abortion

How do you keep a baby from turning blue? Take the plastic bag off it's head.

How do you get it to stop crying? Put the bag back on.

What's 1 foot tall, green and smells like shit? That same baby 6 months later.

How do you keep a baby from drowning? Take your foot off it's head.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 07:36    Post subject:
Love those dead baby jokes! Keep them coming.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 07:43    Post subject:
Why did the toddler drop his lollipop? It was hit by a truck

What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies? The one in the middle eating it's way out.

What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that? He goes back for more.

What's the difference between a styrophone cup and a dead baby? Dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.


....man im sick lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 07:47    Post subject:
Hey now, the one with the can I told (with colors, mind you) Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 07:54    Post subject:
spykez: or just damn bored ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 08:18    Post subject:
I nearly choked on chewing gum, Spykez you're the king...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 08:28    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I nearly choked on chewing gum, Spykez you're the king...


lol thank you thank you..heres some more, and most of these are off the top of my head haha..

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach? Sandy

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? I ripped it's arms off.

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of it's mouth

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? Depends on how hard you squeeze em

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? Dead babies don't stick to the roof of your mouth

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? a baby with punctured lungs


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 08:39    Post subject:
Laughing Best kind of jokes out there! There should be a forum just for them!
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 14:42    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 15:13    Post subject:
Whats the best thing about fucking babies? hearing the pelvis crack.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 16:44    Post subject:
I we heard similar: Why do pedophiles fuck babies in the dark? To hear the pelvis crack...
Fucking grouse, but those jokes make me laugh so hard that I cry...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 17:08    Post subject:


got that from here:
http://deadbabyjokes.net/default.asp


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 17:18    Post subject:
Sick fucks.


May the NFOrce be with you always.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 18:38    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
Sick fucks.


Idd...
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