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deelix
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 Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 09:39 Post subject: |
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stairs btw deelix... 
well i was drunk but there was other stuff involved, i thought homer simpson was forcefeeding me cookies, actually it was my mate force feeding me valium so i would stop shouting at people.
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 10:13 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 10:16 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 10:24 Post subject: |
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Well, this was on the boat to Denmark. The oldest drink the most. always like this. A friend of mine worked a year there. 40-50 yo people make the most problems.
She was like "dude, we have to make out now.." I was like wtf, and she was over me. After that she said she got horny, so I was first like... shall we go have sex (don't think I would have said that without that without consuming that 1\2 liter of finlandia vodka) anyway... she said she had 2 kids and a husband, and I felt bad, and she started to cry, and I started to drink more. Could be more than one reason I puked the day after  It was a minicruse, "fylletur" to Denmark. So its the boat over to denmark, 2-3 hours in Denmark and the boat back. Tried to avoid her, my friends looked at her and she got real emberesed
Trips to Denmark damage 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 14:58 Post subject: |
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you guys kinda sound proud of what you've done 
I, couple years ago, got so piss drunk that my sister and I got into a verbal argument about silly things. And it ended with me calling her a horrible mother and that she's not fit to be a mother and other shit like that. It fucked me over for like couple months after. Didn't drink for that period and kept apologizing. Now we're cool, but I keep my mouth shut now when I drink 
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 15:37 Post subject: |
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a friend of mine has done alot of bad things when he was drunk, he cant remember all of them.
he once went into a parking ground and ripped out all of the cables of the cameras
he and a mate went on a destroying spree so they find this alley and start throwing with these things  and bikes
also putting bikes on the busiest street he could find. 20 bikes or more all on the street
yes hes an asshole when hes drunk. he doesnt do that shit anymore however
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 16:49 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | drive |
you win the award
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 17:13 Post subject: |
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I've got 2!
1. Like a genius, decided to come to school fucked up beyond recognition on my 18th birthday. Prior to class starting I hammered down a good amount of Captain Morgan. After being an abnoxious ass hole - feeling up girls etc, my friends realized this was a bad idea so they did their best to hide that I was drunk during weight training. Next thing you know during Curls I hurled, they ran me to the bathroom and I was in shut-down mode. Wanted to put my head down and just sit like an Emo child. So they changed my clothes for me, and carried me on their shoulders with about 10 others walking around me to try and hide a guy who looked like he just got gang raped being carried out of school. Next thing you know security surrounds us all and my friends start swinging at them while one of my Football friends throws me on his shoulder, runs opens the cars door and the driver peels the fuck out! They knew if there was an evidence of me being drunk at school I'd not graduate so they went to those lengths. Everyone fortunantly only got suspended for 3 days including me. Bad part is I don't remember ANYTHING after I drank that Cap-n-Coke.
2. There was a hotel party near hooters, got messed up at the party and some how snuck away. Ended up out near the front door of hooters at which point my friends call and ask where the hell I am? Knowing when nobody has a eye on me all hell breaks loose. So i say I'M AT HOOTERS! And they make nothing of it and laugh like crazy because it seems as though i teleported. I say i'll be back in 10 okay? So I walk into hooters apparantly and the seating girl says oh are you sitting with friends? I was like yeah right over there, pointing to some imaginary place. As she turns around to walk me to that imaginary place I realized "Oh shit? Orange shorts!? Tight, Orange shorts!?" At this point I pull my arm back and swing at her as slapping it so hard a thunderous roar errupts and echoes throughout the resturaunt. She immedietely turns around and starts smacking me with the menu and the whole place gets quiet. All of a sudden like 5 HUGE dudes rush me out of NO WHERE! Literally pick me up and toss me out in a planter a couple dozen yards from Hooters all the while yelling and bitching. So I wander back to the party which is 30 seconds walking distance as if nothing happened.
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 20:09 Post subject: |
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At least iv never drove drunk. Maybe had a little more than 0.2 (low limit in Norway) but try to take that stuff serious.
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nouseforaname
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Nov 2007 23:24 Post subject: |
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hah! I'd drive drunk but alas... no license  apperantly I'm an 'alcy' so... it'd be unwise for me to get behind a wheel at any time of day
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 04:49 Post subject: |
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I fell a hole in my head, woke up the next morning and the skin above my eye needed stitching cuz it was torn open:LOL:
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 13:42 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 15:13 Post subject: |
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my intuition says that hese are the kind of threads which are destroying nforce gradually but barbarously
yes
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 15:37 Post subject: |
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slept with an ex that I saw randomly at the bar.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:57 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | slept with an ex that I saw randomly at the bar. |
how's that dumb? I slept with a class mate. That's bad. An ex is not that bad. There used to be chemistry. And you won't have to see her again afterward. With a classmate you're constantly reminded of the bull shit 
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 11:24 Post subject: |
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Not much.
Only thing dumb is walking drunk out of a hottub and walked back home accros the street over some sharp rocks. Forgot to put my shoes back on.
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Ankh
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 13:51 Post subject: |
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| cnZ wrote: | | my intuition says that hese are the kind of threads which are destroying nforce gradually but barbarously |
Why so?
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Nov 2007 00:30 Post subject: |
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Ruined one new years eve club party, left a bachelor party early, threw up all over the house. Not much but some of them are not easy to forget.
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