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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 03:44    Post subject: :(
I'm a virgin pot smoker so i gotta q

I started smoking about a month ago and i had some nice experiences

so i started buying shit here and there and it worked nice and about

until today Sad

I got piss drunk just now and thought it'd be kewl to get high and go to sleep

so i step outside

light one up

and nothing Sad

smoked one and a half and nothing hit me Sad

it just awful Sad I feel awful right now

it sucks! Crying or Very sad


is it possible to not feel it hit you after you drank your body weight?


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 06:22    Post subject:
You slept in 2 degree whether? what the fuck did you drink?


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 06:39    Post subject:
stepped out didn't sleep Sad
It's snowing now out Very Happy


drank too much whisky while watching stardust


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 06:43    Post subject:
You are to numb from the booze to feel the weed.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 06:58    Post subject:
That sucks Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 07:19    Post subject:
Smoke then drink. When the alcohol fills your veins, smoke a HEAVY loaded blund. Blows me sky-high every time :')


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 07:26    Post subject: Re: :(
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm a virgin pot smoker so i gotta q

I started smoking about a month ago and i had some nice experiences

so i started buying shit here and there and it worked nice and about

until today Sad

I got piss drunk just now and thought it'd be kewl to get high and go to sleep

so i step outside

light one up

and nothing Sad

smoked one and a half and nothing hit me Sad

it just awful Sad I feel awful right now

it sucks! Crying or Very sad


is it possible to feel it hit you after you drank your body weight?


I took the liberty of editing the last line, making it painfully obvious.
While I am not a big toker, I have enough experience with the bottle to
comment accurately.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 07:45    Post subject:
Laughing piss off
i'm only 22 and a wee quarter! No need to correct nuttin' braw! Nuttin!

but if yee must, then yee must, qui?


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 08:06    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Laughing piss off
i'm only 22 and a wee quarter! No need to correct nuttin' braw! Nuttin!

but if yee must, then yee must, qui?


22 eh?, just a youngin! I am exactly 10 years your senior.
none the less I didn't mean any offense, I happen to be direct and blunt at times.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 08:16    Post subject:
Quite the youngin' I am. I am. Loads and Loads of wee hairs on my puuuurfect chin. Unlike you and your massive grays. 10 years my senior. You're OOOOOOLD. Gosh, you must be all decrepit like and such. I can go 'n play in the snow and throw snowballs about. While you throw you back shovlin' sidewalks. Hehehehehe. I's may be just a wee youngin' who ain't got a clue on id'ing the difference between high or drunk, bush ish all cool. I ain't as ooold as you Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 13:16    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Quite the youngin' I am. I am. Loads and Loads of wee hairs on my puuuurfect chin. Unlike you and your massive grays. 10 years my senior. You're OOOOOOLD. Gosh, you must be all decrepit like and such. I can go 'n play in the snow and throw snowballs about. While you throw you back shovlin' sidewalks. Hehehehehe. I's may be just a wee youngin' who ain't got a clue on id'ing the difference between high or drunk, bush ish all cool. I ain't as ooold as you Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 14:43    Post subject:
by the time i'll be 30 you'll be 40 Very Happy


I'll never join you!


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 15:21    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
While you throw you back shovlin' sidewalks.


I'll just point out that I threw my back out shovelling the first dump of snow we got.
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 17:39    Post subject: Re: :(
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm a virgin
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 18:42    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
by the time i'll be 30 you'll be 40 Very Happy


I'll never join you!


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 20:29    Post subject: Re: :(
MasterJuba wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm a virgin
Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 20:32    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Laughing piss off
i'm only 22 and a wee quarter! No need to correct nuttin' braw! Nuttin!

but if yee must, then yee must, qui?


22 eh?, just a youngin! I am exactly 10 years your senior.
none the less I didn't mean any offense, I happen to be direct and blunt at times.


yes, someone else older than me. im 30


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 21:07    Post subject:
screw you guys, 1 year and 8 months till I hit the dreaded 3-0 Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 21:16    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
screw you guys, 1 year and 8 months till I hit the dreaded 3-0 Razz


got any grays yet?


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 21:23    Post subject:
nope Very Happy I don't even look as old as I am anyways, still get asked for ID the odd time at the beer store Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 22:39    Post subject:
you sound like a person that suddenly got this 'OMFG what i am doing here' moment , only emos got those , and you don't what to be one of them don't you DON'T YOU BATMAN iT waS Granbdma she likes HARDZ sTIIF JOOOOOHHHHNNYYY NOOOOOOOO *slaps* yeah Vietnam moments come and go yeah Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Dec 2007 23:34    Post subject:
i sound like the preist that touched you when you were 7!


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your every letter you type with your muscle fingers gives me a hard on DO IT DO IT NOW WRITE
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 00:24    Post subject:
i once slept in a shoe box and woke up in a house full of child molestors and pedophle. i lost my virgnity when i was 9 Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:49    Post subject:
Oh great, what is the average age around here? I hope I am not the elder of this crew!


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 01:54    Post subject:
I don't think you should be smoking too much of anything really, but if ya wanna feel a hit you should use a bong..if that doesn't phase you, you're prob dead already...
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:18    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
Oh great, what is the average age around here? I hope I am not the elder of this crew!


you may be an old git full of spunk and semen and all that jizz, but it's not the age that matters here! it's the hair! lots and lots and lots of hair! i got blonde hair and blue eyes! I'm also white! Therefore I win at everything forever!


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:19    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
Oh great, what is the average age around here? I hope I am not the elder of this crew!


Well I'm almost 21, id say 25 is average age on here.


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:22    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Martian123 wrote:
Oh great, what is the average age around here? I hope I am not the elder of this crew!


you may be an old git full of spunk and semen and all that jizz, but it's not the age that matters here! it's the hair! lots and lots and lots of hair! i got blonde hair and blue eyes! I'm also white! Therefore I win at everything forever!


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Dec 2007 02:26    Post subject:
kuroi wrote:
I don't think you should be smoking too much of anything really, but if ya wanna feel a hit you should use a bong..if that doesn't phase you, you're prob dead already...
Laughing Laughing Laughing but if you're super super drunk and you want to get high... you don't feel it Sad

plus i'll never ever do bongs or pipes or anythin' other than that. It's just icky in my opinion.


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