I'm not getting any
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 15:47    Post subject: I'm not getting any
I haven't had any for a month now, It feels like an eternity, its a huggggeee sucky part of being single.

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 16:37    Post subject:
Gah. Run up to some pub, have a drink or two, eye a lass, buy her a drink or two. Take her to a motel and get your jiggy on. Or take her to your own place. Or to her place.

Right here, about 10 minutes from my place by bus. There's a localle full of cougars Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 18:48    Post subject: Re: I'm not getting any
watergem wrote:
I haven't had any for a month now, It feels like an eternity, its a huggggeee sucky part of being single.

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I know how you feel, I'm at a similar amount of time!
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 18:58    Post subject:
are you guys fucking serious? Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 20:46    Post subject:
50 weeks and counting Sad

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 20:59    Post subject:
wow... don't you guys have gals you can call or something? Or pay for it... fuck... it's not a sin!


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 21:04    Post subject:
hadn't had any since my girlfriend broke up with me 6 weeks ago, driving me nuts by now (no pun intended)
my problem is right now, i don't feel attracted to other women. god how this girl still fucks with my head...
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 21:09    Post subject:
Got her number? Very Happy Ring her up at 2 am from a payphone and hang up. Do that for a while. Then go home and sleep. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 21:11    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
hadn't had any since my girlfriend broke up with me 6 weeks ago, driving me nuts by now (no pun intended)
my problem is right now, i don't feel attracted to other women. god how this girl still fucks with my head...


I have another prob.. I am seeing other girls about and its great, but I am too horny.. I could masturbate all day long, or put my balls on a drip and drain them yet i would still be honry 24.7. Sad it sux


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 21:20    Post subject:
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Got her number? Very Happy Ring her up at 2 am from a payphone and hang up. Do that for a while. Then go home and sleep. Very Happy



nah, that would be nasty not my style. I'm probably still in love with her but to stubborn to admit that to myself. I feel really pathetic, no wait, I am pathetic.

watergem wrote:
I have another prob.. I am seeing other girls about and its great, but I am too horny.. I could masturbate all day long, or put my balls on a drip and drain them yet i would still be honry 24.7. Sad it sux


it's not as if i'm not horny as hell but i just don't feel like "gotta hit that" when i see a hot girl, or to that extend, any girl at all.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 22:02    Post subject:
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50 weeks and counting Sad

It was a good NewYear's party last year.


Wow Surprised almost a year..


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 22:36    Post subject:
My man, there is always Betty Palm and her five lil friends Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 22:56    Post subject:
It gets easier with time, 5 months and counting for me. Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 23:03    Post subject:
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gosh is it like going around or summin?


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 23:10    Post subject:
been since this morning for me Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 23:10    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
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gosh is it like going around or summin?


Waldo, please stop pretending you've ever been laid, skull fucking doesn't count!


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 23:25    Post subject:
i can't keep a girl for more than a month but i ain't got a problem gettin laid Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Dec 2007 23:47    Post subject:
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been since this morning for me Wink


Get out of the thread bitch Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 00:05    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
been since this morning for me Wink


Get out of the thread bitch Laughing

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yeah lol, but I'm practically married so I have a long time of the same vagina to look forward to Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 00:29    Post subject:
ooooh it sounds bad Razz does it hang like sleeve of wizard? Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 03:04    Post subject:
5 days for me, before that it was like 2 months when i broke up with my ex gf Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 06:12    Post subject:
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ooooh it sounds bad Razz does it hang like sleeve of wizard? Laughing Laughing Laughing


hahaha naw, nothing like that Razz It just gets a bit routine that's all ... been together almost 4 years now. but hey, jerking off can get boring too Wink

btw, once more tonight Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 19:38    Post subject:
month and a half for me

Not really bothering me tho. I wouldnt pass up an opportunity to get laid, but thats not really what Im looking for right now anyway


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 19:42    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
month and a half for me

Not really bothering me tho. I wouldnt pass up an opportunity to get laid, but thats not really what Im looking for right now anyway


You know it's too bad I am not a shrink, I would love to be able to say, *zip* take this two times daily and call me in to morning. Oh well.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 20:12    Post subject:
rofl.

I hate life.

ya rly


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 20:25    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
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month and a half for me

Not really bothering me tho. I wouldnt pass up an opportunity to get laid, but thats not really what Im looking for right now anyway


You know it's too bad I am not a shrink, I would love to be able to say, *zip* take this two times daily and call me in to morning. Oh well.


Laughing

Just get a buddy of yours that has a script pad, get him to write me a script and mail it to me. Make sure it something good tho.

Naw, Im at the point in my life where i want something serious. I dont want to sleep around. Done that before. Its fun and enjoyable, but not fullfilling enough for me. I want something with substance and such. Not just sex


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Dec 2007 21:19    Post subject:
I went over a 2 years before my new girl. I don't sleep around, and wasn't ready for a new relationship.

But yea, its been about 12 hours for me, and i have to wait till tuesday to see her. Shes gonna be sore, Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007 16:27    Post subject:
hahaha.

AWESOME!

God I wish I was in your shoes right now Sad I need a Delorean to move on god damnit Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007 16:49    Post subject:
Just to rub it in Razz Razz Razz Laughing

It's been 15 hrs Sad


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