My Nephew The Pyro
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 00:41    Post subject: My Nephew The Pyro
So. I have lighters in my room. Candles. Incense. All that shit. My nephew loves my room. He plays right lighters and matches and all that. It's cute. He wets his bed I'm sure.

Anyway! One day... a week ago... he's in my room... i'm in the living room having a drink of water while watching the news. And he comes in all smiling (that means he did something BAAD) he says nothing.

So's all cool. Today... i see a fucking burn mark on my bed and my carpet. Fucker almost burned my room!!! He's comin' over today... gonna go ape shit on that kid Very Happy Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 00:58    Post subject:
May the good lord be with you... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 01:43    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 02:46    Post subject:
hercules18 wrote:
May the good lord be with you... Laughing


Is that Allah or Jebus?


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 04:03    Post subject:
Laughing he was in my room playing gcn and i was drinking watching my best mates wedding video Laughing

I come to my room and i tell him shit! I explained to him how fire is bad. How he can burn the entire house down. Etc. Etc. Etc. and he fucking almost pissed himself scared. it was Laughing seriously. When I came in he was playing with a lighter and i was like FFS SON! YOU WANNA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN!!?

and he's like what do you mean kind sir!?

and i go.. FFS! Razz and i explained to him how easy it is to burn things. Scared the fuck out of him too Razz now my room is safe Very Happy Very Happy YAAAAY!


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 04:33    Post subject:
I just wrote a bunch of stuff and lost it. Sad



He sounds like a good kid, be good to him. Smile Don't scare him and wreck his personalilty.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 04:38    Post subject:
Laughing I didn't. I just told him shit burns easily. Just like hair and everything. It's cool to try and all but in the end you'll get fucked up. I don't really care he almost burned my room down, but what pissed me off is that he was in it when it almost happened. You know. I love the fucker. He talks to me like he talks to his mates. And that's cool as shit!

Like yeah I don't like having my room burned to a crisp but at the same time I don't wnana lose a kid i raised for 10 years. You know!?

Still today I left him alone in my room and he didn't burn shit. he knew what he did was wrong and I just told him not to do it anymore. I even accidentally left a bottle of ronsonol in my room. I thought he'd fuck everything up. But he didn't He's a cool lil kid. Just curious Crying or Very sad

That and he's afraid of me Razz He swears at me. 10 years old and says mother fucker, asshole, faggot, bitch, whore, etc etc... and i'm cool with that... but when his mom is around (my sister) he's a little angel Laughing so he kinda knows I got the upper hand on him Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Jan 2008 11:24    Post subject:
my 7 yo brother did something similar. Damn brats Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jan 2008 10:02    Post subject:
Kids do stupid things, I wouldn't worry about it, unless he is repeating the dangerous behaviour or mannerisms. Sounds like a typical young boy, and Waldo I agree with him having fear of you.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 01:52    Post subject:
thats a slap.

I woulda been beat if I burned the carpet and stuff.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 02:16    Post subject:
I was basically beat because of a candle. I decided to roast lucky charm marshmellows under a candle and my dad caught me. He went nuts but he went nuts over lots of stupid things.

I loved camp fires as a kid. Never got to have one.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 03:09    Post subject:
In my family it was made well known that fire was not acceptable to play with. We wouldn't have ever lit a fire in the house. We knew better.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 05:04    Post subject:
Yea, well I had no such rules. Rules were invented as the moment. I would of loved to teach my kids about fire. Camping and such, it would of been a cool subject.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 10:22    Post subject:
We had strict rules, and both my mother and my father enforced them quite harshly, but not unjustly. I miss my father.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 10:54    Post subject:
My grandmother once told me to burn down the house when I was a little angry and was fooling around with a lighter... I got scared (because she is not the kind of person who would say such thing) So I didnt, and got kinda afraid Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 19:02    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
My grandmother once told me to burn down the house when I was a little angry and was fooling around with a lighter... I got scared (because she is not the kind of person who would say such thing) So I didnt, and got kinda afraid Razz


she told you to burn down the house?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Jan 2008 21:06    Post subject:
it was one of those things to see if you would do it. I reckon. Very Happy


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