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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2008 19:59    Post subject: Tom Cruise Scientology Video
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Is he on drugs or is he without drugs for to long?


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2008 23:13    Post subject:
"SP is WOW .... you know ... yeah ... you know what i am saying... yeah ... yeah ... so day kids will read this in history books... Sp yeah ... that would be AWESOME *hysterical laugh*"

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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jan 2008 23:36    Post subject:
I wonder if people would make so much fun if he 'found jesus' and became evangelical christian...not in the USA anyways.


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 00:09    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I wonder if people would make so much fun if he 'found jesus' and became evangelical christian...not in the USA anyways.


well I do, for me all forms of religion or deities are as ridiculous as a guy named Tom Cruise preaching about scientology. the only diference is that normally a christian or a muslim actually seems to know what his talking about, and Tom Cruise just seems to be talking about nothing at all.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 00:12    Post subject:
i don't know, in the beginning he looks and acts like a dope fiend suffering from withdrawal but then he seems like he just got his shot of H or crack or whatever he's on Very Happy
the way he repeats himself over and over again, really embarassing, i mean he's an actor for christ sake, give him a script and he'll do that shit but that is just fubar Laughing
"scientology creates new realities" looks like they did a pretty good job on his reality
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 00:56    Post subject:
first will smith plays brilliant scientist, now tom cruise

what the world is coming to
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 01:01    Post subject:
Don't see what the problem is. Looking at the narcotic scum other actors/significant cultural figures are becoming, Scientology seems to be a great thing for Tom Cruise. And frankly, I'd rather have a Scientologist witness my car crash rather than a "moderate" Christian, who will probably just drive away.


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 01:08    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Don't see what the problem is. Looking at the narcotic scum other actors/significant cultural figures are becoming, Scientology seems to be a great thing for Tom Cruise. And frankly, I'd rather have a Scientologist witness my car crash rather than a "moderate" Christian, who will probably just drive away.


I'd rather have a doctor, not someone who suffers from dillusions of reality or of a ficticious person that died more than 20 centuries ago, I really don't want to die in a arms of someone who's just waiting for me to die to say something like "you're going to a better place".

everytime I hear someone saying something like that I just have to reply, "no. he is not going to a better place, neither a worst one, is not going anywhere, he died, he's body has shutdown and there is no way to repair it, that's it, that's simple as that"
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 01:18    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Don't see what the problem is. Looking at the narcotic scum other actors/significant cultural figures are becoming, Scientology seems to be a great thing for Tom Cruise. And frankly, I'd rather have a Scientologist witness my car crash rather than a "moderate" Christian, who will probably just drive away.
tom cruise probably wouldnt even piss on you if you were on fire never mind interupt his busy schedule to stop and help at a car wreck
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 01:19    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Don't see what the problem is. Looking at the narcotic scum other actors/significant cultural figures are becoming, Scientology seems to be a great thing for Tom Cruise. And frankly, I'd rather have a Scientologist witness my car crash rather than a "moderate" Christian, who will probably just drive away.
tom cruise probably wouldnt even piss on you if you were on fire never mind interupt his busy schedule to stop and help at a car wreck


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Jan 2008 02:13    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Don't see what the problem is. Looking at the narcotic scum other actors/significant cultural figures are becoming, Scientology seems to be a great thing for Tom Cruise. And frankly, I'd rather have a Scientologist witness my car crash rather than a "moderate" Christian, who will probably just drive away.
tom cruise probably wouldnt even piss on you if you were on fire never mind interupt his busy schedule to stop and help at a car wreck


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Jan 2008 14:41    Post subject:
New video parody
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Jan 2008 19:06    Post subject:
He is utterly insane.

Actually.. he is completely stupid.
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Jan 2008 20:14    Post subject:
is he serial?


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Jan 2008 20:37    Post subject:
That link rocked BlueSkyz!


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 15:13    Post subject:
Man....this guy should be put out of his misery

He's such a fuckin retard.

If any science fiction author should be worshipped it should be Gene Roddenberry (star trek creator)


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 11:23    Post subject:
Hahaha I remember when he was squirted with water.

What a prat.


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 12:06    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Hahaha I remember when he was squirted with water.

What a prat.
why would you do that? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 12:32    Post subject:
Do what?



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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 00:51    Post subject:
thought he was going to pull out a guitar or fall of the chair!
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 11:29    Post subject:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
is he serial?

is he cereal?


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 15:34    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
is he serial?

is he cereal?


super duper serial Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 15:44    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Hahaha I remember when he was squirted with water.

What a prat.
haha yeah, i remember that. He didnt take it well ^^
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Feb 2008 04:07    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
is he serial?

is he cereal?

is he forreal ?
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Feb 2008 06:36    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Man....this guy should be put out of his misery

He's such a fuckin retard.

If any science fiction author should be worshipped it should be Gene Roddenberry (star trek creator)


I think he's the greatest living breathing example of what religion does to people.

He's behaving like any of these "believers" do. Talking about made up stuff as if they weren't actually made up. That's the common denominator here.
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 17:27    Post subject:
Another spoof


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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 18:19    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Man....this guy should be put out of his misery

He's such a fuckin retard.

If any science fiction author should be worshipped it should be Gene Roddenberry (star trek creator)


and rod serling (twilight zone original series), joseph stefano (outer limits original series) Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2008 18:29    Post subject:
Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C Clark, Douglas Adams, Jack Vance & Heinlein deserves my respect.


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 17:20    Post subject:
Anthirs wrote:
Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C Clark, Douglas Adams, Jack Vance & Heinlein deserves my respect.


QFT. Robert A. Heinlein is one of my favorite authors.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Apr 2008 00:15    Post subject:
liansk wrote:
Another spoof


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IMO it's the best one.


Thanks for that one rofl
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