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 Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:15 Post subject: New low for me... |
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Ok so I went to work today.... everything is fine....
Boss asks if I can go to some company for papers and crap. I agree and so I eat my lunch get into my car and go. After like 5mins I really need to take a piss.............but I am stuck in traffic. Because the city is full of cars I can't park anywhere or stop to take a piss. So I keep driving where my tomtom tells me to. About 10mins later I am searching with 1 hand for ANYTHING to piss in while talking to some RETARD at work on the phone. That bitch said something funny and I piss myself in my car 
So there I am, at the traffic light. Laughing my ass off and thinking OMFG WTF DID I DO at the same time. Called my boss and said some idiot hit my car so I cannot go anywhere atm and went home.
My neighbors saw me and they kinda loled at me... and now my car smells like piss
*note to self. ALWAYS go to the bathroom before going anywhere. And have some kind of bottle by hand reach in your car for these kind of moments.
Please tell me if you ever pissed yourself
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:17 Post subject: |
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BEST THREAD THIS YEAR
"Only one country can destroy NATO in 40 minutes - it's Russia"
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:20 Post subject: |
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| Vodka-Redbull wrote: | | BEST THREAD THIS YEAR |
Yeah I feel very proud... lol...
Now only have to wait until someone shit himself lol. |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:28 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | never pissed myself while sober  |
I can say only one thing... I had rather someone to kick me in the face than pissing myself in my car. |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:34 Post subject: |
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My dog pissed in bed once, does that count?
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 16:44 Post subject: |
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| LeoNatan wrote: | | My dog pissed in bed once, does that count? |
I would kill him/her. |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 17:52 Post subject: |
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| TheGame110011001 wrote: | | LeoNatan wrote: | | My dog pissed in bed once, does that count? |
I would kill him/her. |
Pfft! It's not like she did it on purpose, she had an inflammation in her kidneys... |
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 18:43 Post subject: |
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I pissed myself in my elevator while coming home from school, lolz.
Of course I was about 10 yo then.
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| Posted: Thu, 14th Feb 2008 22:36 Post subject: |
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Cohen
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 00:35 Post subject: |
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| KrAzY-KaMeL wrote: | | You couldn't hold it in? |
I was jumping up and down in the car... but the main problem is when few drops are going you cannot stop for some reason. |
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Cohen
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 00:41 Post subject: |
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Man, pissing yourself. Still under the circumstances, i guess its ok 
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 01:34 Post subject: |
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isn't crash a 12 year old white kid from the suburbs pretending to be a young black chap from the streets of compton
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 01:52 Post subject: |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | | isn't crash a 12 year old white kid from the suburbs pretending to be a young black chap from the streets of compton |
Well we were all hoping that for his sake. At least then he had a chance of growing out of this wigger crap.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 03:46 Post subject: |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | | isn't crash a 12 year old white kid from the suburbs pretending to be a young black chap from the streets of compton |
No...
I like hiphop like my main music
But I also listen to other music like hardstyle,rock (not that 70/80's bullcrap but more like korn)
and I like jazz 
I think I am getting old  |
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anarxist
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 13:24 Post subject: |
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TheGame110011001, imagine you were a girl under circumstances.
But then again adult diapers exist for that.
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| Posted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 13:48 Post subject: |
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After I eat broccoli I want to fart really bad the next day. The ass must have some serious mussles in order to hold it.
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| Posted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 00:10 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | Had the same "stuck in traffic got to pee issue"... but found a tree (this is Norway after all)
The Game... is there any way you got bad bladder control  ? |
Only when I am in something that is moving like cars, trains etc...
Really embarrassing but it's ok for me... I know some of you had way more embarrassing moments in your life
So stop loling at me and tell me your most embarrassing moments |
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