Smallest teenager in teh world
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 10:23    Post subject: Smallest teenager in teh world








15 year old Indian teenager Jyoti Amge is the smallest girl in the world at a weight of 11lbs (around 5kg) and height of 1 ft 11 inch (around 58 cm). Above shows Jyoti with a neighbor’s 13 month old baby. She has a form of dwarfism called achodroplasia and will never grow any taller. Instead of being unhappy Jyoti is proud to be small and loves all the attention she is getting. People flock to see her and some even treated her like a goddess. Jyoti hopes that she could one day break into Bollywood as an actress.
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 11:51    Post subject:
OMG !!! If I went to that school I'd be constantly afraid I'd step on her and crush her ...

VGAcat is also impressed with all the bling she has on and the purple lipstick !
But why doesn't she wear any shoes ?
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 11:52    Post subject:
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Jyoti hopes that she could one day break into Bollywood as an actress.

Or the next generation of fetish porn :\
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 12:03    Post subject:
OMG SHES HUGE
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 13:54    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
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Jyoti hopes that she could one day break into Bollywood as an actress.

Or the next generation of fetish porn :\


lol.


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 14:32    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 14:44    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
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Jyoti hopes that she could one day break into Bollywood as an actress.

Or the next generation of fetish porn :\

That's so rude!!!! I'm so sorry for that girl, I can't even imagine life like that...


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 14:52    Post subject:
World's smallest bodybuilder (again from India):









http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aditya_Dev


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 15:01    Post subject:
Guiness record book say the smallest human is a 19 year old chinese guy.
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 15:07    Post subject:
Jeesus that voice gonna haunt me for some time


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 15:40    Post subject:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
Jeesus that voice gonna haunt me for some time



Looks like a human rat. Sad Seriously.


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 16:05    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
Jeesus that voice gonna haunt me for some time



Looks like a human rat. Sad Seriously.


Im sorry but i cant stop laughing , it truly is Alvin the chipmunk
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 20:51    Post subject:
OMG guys plz stoppp!!
this will hunt me at nights
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 21:24    Post subject:
I feel sorry for the little bastard. I mean, what are the chances of him ever gettin laid?
Aside from the fact he's odd looking, imagine how small his cock is...Laughing


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Sexy! Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Apr 2008 23:31    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Aside from the fact he's odd looking, imagine how small his cock is...Laughing


I'd rather leave that speculation to you, if you don't mind Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Apr 2008 13:21    Post subject:
It's strange how she's so in proportion.


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Apr 2008 14:55    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I feel sorry for the little bastard. I mean, what are the chances of him ever gettin laid?
Aside from the fact he's odd looking, imagine how small his cock is...Laughing


I'm sure he has other things to worry about then getting his end away. Not getting stepped on for one...


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Apr 2008 14:55    Post subject:
It will be the only woman that Tom Cruise towers over.


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Ahh, the communists and their sense of humour....
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AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I feel sorry for the little bastard. I mean, what are the chances of him ever gettin laid?
Aside from the fact he's odd looking, imagine how small his cock is...Laughing


I'm sure he has other things to worry about then getting his end away. Not getting stepped on for one...


Laughing with AM and Jenni


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Apr 2008 20:19    Post subject:
A interesting proposal from me:

would you have an abortion if you knew she was gonna be born like this?
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Apr 2008 20:28    Post subject:
In a word no. She's got her whole life ahead of her. It's not as if she's severly mentally or physically handicapped. I think she's the type not to let it get her down. Judging by the smile on her face. I wish her all the luck in the world.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Apr 2008 20:31    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
It will be the only woman that Tom Cruise towers over.
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Apr 2008 23:22    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
In a word no. She's got her whole life ahead of her.



In theory she has an average life expectancy. But the nerve compression and reduced pulmonary to cardiac efficiency ratio mean that she probably won't live past 60 and will suffer from paraplegia (loss of nerve functionality in the extremities) past 40.

Still, it's not a particularly damning prognosis, no-one has any guarantees.


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