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WaldoJ
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Posted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 20:13 Post subject:

I live right next to one Razz

I tell you, standing at the bus stop smoking a cigarette makes you look badass to a 17 year old girl Razz

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Posted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 20:14 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

I live right next to one Razz

I tell you, standing at the bus stop smoking a cigarette makes you look badass to a 17 year old girl Razz

LOL

Do you light one up with previous one just to keep the bad boy style going?

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Posted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 20:17 Post subject:

Actually... i'm a chain smoker Razz

I smoke back to back when Im outside doing shit Very Happy

Especially drinking hahahaha. I can smoke a pack of 25 in 4 hours if im on the patio sipping a beer.

W/o the bus stop waiting Razz

i smoke until the bus comes... so yeah Razz

back to back... keepin the bad boy look goin Razz

hahaha

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Posted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 22:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

smoking makes me cool

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 22:24 Post subject:

smoking gives me chest pains Razz

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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 01:49 Post subject:

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18/19 yr old honry sluts hahahaha! Been long ago since i went to highschool Razz

im 23 now and those 18yr olds are just too funny. When i was 18, i never understood why 22-23yr olds were getting all the young chickies. Djeez, now i understand... those girls just try to hard... Laughing

It is harder to say now than it is to find a girl sometimes.

And 50% of the standard crap pickup lines actually work... You know give a positive remark about her hair or her legs or her but (and make sure she does know it about herself, dont say a fatty she has a nice body-> no credibility) and a slightly negative remark about something unimportant (watch, shoes whatever) and their eyes go *bling bling* because they think you are so honest. So naive sometimes...

You go clubbing with a 18yr girl you know a little bit, give them a martini and they think you want them. Martini in the girl -> girl becomes touchi touchi, give them a cocktail and say "jump" and they will jump. And then you give attention to someone else and they will do ANYthing to get your attention. Funny to see sometimes

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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 01:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

and smelly

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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 01:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

spankie the pimp <3 troll detected by SiN

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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 02:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

no, not a pimp. I have told similar stuff before, havent i? The student club i am in had a shitload of whores this year. We "officially" meet once a week, but i see a lot of people from the club at least 2-3 times a week. My first 3 years were normal. Go to a cafe, have a drink with some friends, have a chat. Nothing fancy. Talk normally to a girl you see, go home alone. Then last year i met some girlies but still normal behaviour. But this year is totally crazy. I dunno if it is me or it is them, but supply and demand are more matching than ever before. I havent changed that much in the past 5 years. Well i have changed, but no big 'first impression' changes, so i dunno. Im just enjoying it, uni time is almost done, working starts in october The fun should have started much earlier

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 03:51 Post subject:

18-19 year old girls.. no matter where from are easy as pie. but they're not worth it. sex can be great with them as some of them are into great music and they fuck to that rythm and it can be... cosmic. Very Happy

But it's just fucking around. Don't try getting into a relationship with them. Doesn't work out. Well didn't work out with me. 18-19-20 are easy to manipulate. I used to think I liked that... but meh Razz

i'm a relationship kind of a fella Laughing

jush ended one tonight Laughing

gotta go to the gym for the next couple weeks and then get back on the market at the end of summer for fall. Maybe if i get needy i'll go for the easy ones during the summer... but you end up missing the legit dates... y'know Very Happy

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