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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 02:32    Post subject: lmfao
I stole a lot of ketchup from work. I ran out at home so I snook my hand into the sache box and stuffed the red ones into my pocket..

I got home :



EPIC FAIL.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 02:42    Post subject:
Haha. Sometimes I take a few extra fake suger packs. I have never taken the wrong type of stuff tho.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 03:07    Post subject:
you thieving bastards


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 03:21    Post subject:
HAHAHA MALT VINEGAR

how the hell eat this stuff ?
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Nui
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 03:50    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
how the hell eat this stuff ?
Usually by putting it in your mouth and then making it go to the stomach
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 03:53    Post subject:
Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic

but we know for sure you wont be playing in next oceans movies...well maybe you could replace matt damon...he fails at being a thief


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 03:58    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic
hmm i was sure he mistyped "who" Razz
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 04:56    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
you thieving bastards

Once from Dairy Queen I dropped a whole Ketchup bottle into my bag. I was about 22 or so. We were going camping and no one brought Ketchup. Sometimes you really need the Ketchup, just to make everything perfect.
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Martian123




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 05:11    Post subject:
I have nothing to steal at my work. Sometimes I wish, but then do i really need to steal just to get buy?


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 06:49    Post subject:
Martian

You should know, lots of people steal just to get off.

I never took things from my work. Altho I did have a work jacket or lab coat. I used to keep stuff in my pockets all the time. Needles and swaps mostly. Sometimes when I would wash my coat I would end up with stuff at home but I never had use of it. Mostly a couple of vac. tubes or pens. Alcho. swaps. Iodine break-tubes. Butterfly stuff. Sometimes that stuff ended up at home just because.

When I worked in retail at a cosmetic place I ended up with a couple of different types of make-up brushs and stuff. I borrowed a less than half bottle of conceler once and never returned it. I felt guilty I was able to take home demo's all the time for our own use. In that line of work we HAD to wear their make-up. They checked too.
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Mussolinka
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 12:43    Post subject:
So it's official, shrimp is a bad person.

Let the witchhunt begin.


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jul 2008 22:11    Post subject:
One day a week I transport clothes worth tens of thousands in cash.
It would be so easy for me to steal some, but thats something I'd never do just for the respect of the company.

But for those who can 'steal' those small ketchup and salt and pepper thingies.. well.. thats not that special Neutral


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