How long can you go..
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 02:31    Post subject: How long can you go..
Without jacking off, sex, any form of sex. I havent seen my GF in a week because of work, I decided id test myself out of pure curiosity.. think 40 days and 40 nights, no touching no porn no masterbation no sex blabla..

Anyway. Its been around 5 + 1/2 days (longer than ive gone in perhaps 10 years) without.

I am cracking at the seems. Everywhere I look, tits, ass, even if it isnt hot, I cant get it out of my head. I was pouring ketchup on my fish fingers 10 mins ago and thought how much the tomato graphic was shaped like a hot ass Sad

damnit, I should go to bed, if I give in then I am a weak man, I guess sex really does drive us. Im shocked.

I challenge you all (the men of course ) to beat me.. im *this close* to downloading some pron.. must.. not.

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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 02:38    Post subject: Re: How long can you go..
kaeye wrote:
I was pouring ketchup on my fish fingers 10 mins ago and thought how much the tomato graphic was shaped like a hot ass Sad
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 02:48    Post subject:
i'd end up having lucid dreams

CANT HELP IT


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 03:46    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
i'd end up having lucid dreams

CANT HELP IT

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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 04:18    Post subject:
Just let yourself go wild gem, download some dirty porn, make yourself comfortable and jack your dick all the way to the promise land !!! lololol


Or maybe a cold shower will help ...
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 04:24    Post subject:
So kaeye wants to be Master of his Domain. (from Seinfeld)

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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 09:08    Post subject:
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. ~ Sanskrit

Life is a sexual thing when you look @ it @ its most basic level. The key is being able to tell the difference between natural sexual awareness & a personal need for sexual gratification. I have gone for many months without masturbation or sexual intimacy or any kind of lustful impulse. Its just a matter of understanding what sexual intimacy is for & understanding that until you are in the right state of mind for the kind of intimacy that will lead you into greater awareness of life you really don't want to go there. For it will be a step backwards into doubt & despair rather than a step forward into faith & joy. The more a man is able to be strong regarding his sexual desires the more attractive he is to women who yearn to have his sexual strength inside her. Wink


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 10:51    Post subject:
oh man, when your girl comes back, her pussy will explode.
You better pull out before you come, or else she'll get overloaded.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 11:22    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
oh man, when your girl comes back, her pussy will explode.
You better pull out before you come, or else she'll get overloaded.
Do people really believe they store up cum like they store up sh!t in their colon ? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 16:35    Post subject:
oh man, when your girl comes back, her pussy will explode.You better pull out before you come, or else she'll get overloaded ~ Stealth88
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 16:46    Post subject:
Laughing I have held up yet another night, shes coming over later but im not sure shes gonna be up for it after working so much and so little sleep. Im gonna have to give her a sneaky poke while shes sleeping Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 18:48    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
oh man, when your girl comes back, her pussy will explode.You better pull out before you come, or else she'll get overloaded ~ Stealth88


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 18:51    Post subject:
Whats wrong with a date with Miss Palms?.
95% of all men are wankers, the rest are liars.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 19:18    Post subject:
CaptainCox wrote:
Whats wrong with a date with Miss Palms?.
95% of all men are wankers, the rest are liars.
Do you really believe that ?


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 19:23    Post subject:
100% Wink
if you never tried, there are some pretty good tips here
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 19:31    Post subject:
CaptainCox wrote:
100% Wink
if you never tried, there are some pretty good tips here
LINK
Evey child plays with themselves, when you grow out of needing to gratify yourself sexually so does the need to cum. But then i have always been one to enjoy the journey rather than the destination. Wink


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 20:43    Post subject:
2 weeks. apperantly being addicted to some stuff can make you impy for a long while.

chinup is right... once you grow up... it's gets lot lot better and can last lot longer too.


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 20:51    Post subject:
i can go maybe 7 days... then i have wet dreams
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CaptainCox
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 20:55    Post subject:
7 day! wow, you guys are like supermen. I probably get it off every day, and if not the Mrs does the job for me . But at least every 2nd day, AT LEAST! Smile.


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 20:59    Post subject:
CaptainCox wrote:
7 day! wow, you guys are like supermen. I probably get it off every day, and if not the Mrs does the job for me . But at least every 2nd day, AT LEAST! Smile.
hay big spender Laughing ..


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 21:05    Post subject:
supermen or just single Laughing


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kalato




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 22:17    Post subject:
kaeye do you get turned on when looking at men also?

For me I can last about 2 to 3 days Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jul 2008 09:36    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. ~ Sanskrit

Life is a sexual thing when you look @ it @ its most basic level. The key is being able to tell the difference between natural sexual awareness & a personal need for sexual gratification. I have gone for many months without masturbation or sexual intimacy or any kind of lustful impulse. Its just a matter of understanding what sexual intimacy is for & understanding that until you are in the right state of mind for the kind of intimacy that will lead you into greater awareness of life you really don't want to go there. For it will be a step backwards into doubt & despair rather than a step forward into faith & joy. The more a man is able to be strong regarding his sexual desires the more attractive he is to women who yearn to have his sexual strength inside her. Wink


well said. I agree.

I gone months without sex or jerking off just because I didnt feel like it. It wasnt a priority.
Sex still isnt a priority to me. Its just something I enjoy. I dont really need it.


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jul 2008 11:22    Post subject:
Relaese.. Sweet, sweet release Smile

Although I lasted about 2 minutes it was still sweet. Laughing

Now I have to wait another 2 days Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Jul 2008 19:07    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. ~ Sanskrit

Life is a sexual thing when you look @ it @ its most basic level. The key is being able to tell the difference between natural sexual awareness & a personal need for sexual gratification. I have gone for many months without masturbation or sexual intimacy or any kind of lustful impulse. Its just a matter of understanding what sexual intimacy is for & understanding that until you are in the right state of mind for the kind of intimacy that will lead you into greater awareness of life you really don't want to go there. For it will be a step backwards into doubt & despair rather than a step forward into faith & joy. The more a man is able to be strong regarding his sexual desires the more attractive he is to women who yearn to have his sexual strength inside her. Wink


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