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Esel_Gesi
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i hope people dont take these the wrong way....
whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 03:54 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 09:59 Post subject: |
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What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
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Serben
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Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 11:27 Post subject: |
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A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit Albania this afternoon. 350,000 Albanians are missing and over a million have been reported injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help...
The rest of the world is in shock; NATO is sending troops to assist the country, Europe is sending food and money...and Serbia is sending 350,000 replacement Albanians.
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Sil3nt
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Location: Estonia
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 13:29 Post subject: |
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lol, serben your joke rules i started to read it i thought its really some "news" type a serious thing, then i got to the end.
ok a lame one by me.
Q: what does a black father say to his son when he asks for money?
A: God damn, young healthy boy go steal yourself...
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 13:42 Post subject: |
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.
edit; whoops thats more then just one is it ^^
-VdC
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 18:36 Post subject: |
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ok this one isnt racist but i laughed my ass off when i first saw it.
what is this picture
Its the over-head view of a mexican pizza delivery boy on a bike.
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 19:11 Post subject: |
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How does every racist joke start?
... by looking over your shoulder!
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks
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vortex66
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Location: Døñ't løøk ßåçk
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 20:08 Post subject: |
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what's similar between a nigger and sperm?
they all get in by 1000's but there is only 1 that works
HOODLUM - Definite Supremacy
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 20:50 Post subject: |
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I like black people.
I used to have some black friends untill my dad sold them.
How do you keep a turkish person out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
What do you call a negro with a yellow coat?
A rotten banana
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Saner
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Location: Uk
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 20:57 Post subject: |
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Waht do you call a black man flying a plane ?
A Pilot you racist wanker 
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 22:53 Post subject: |
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What do you call 20,000 racists under the sea?
A fucking good start!
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 23:03 Post subject: |
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how do you get the little black kid to stop jumping on the bed?
put Velcro on the ceiling.
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ollax
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Location: Here today, Hell tomorrow!
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 23:25 Post subject: |
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Whats the fastest animal in africa?
A chicken in a biafra village!
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How do u kill 10000 ethiopians?
-you paint a donut on a concrete wall!
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Nov 2004 23:27 Post subject: |
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How do you stop a nigger drowning?
Take your foot off his head!
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks
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Serben
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Posts: 1428
Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Nov 2004 01:21 Post subject: |
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Whats the difference between a jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
How do you kill a jew?
Throw a quarter off a cliff.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Nov 2004 01:32 Post subject: |
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i will close this 1 for furter notice
plz dont have me coz i am beautiful
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TheSaint
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Location: Cook Islands
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Nov 2004 20:21 Post subject: |
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I do not like this idea, you will only make enemies with these stupid jokes.
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