current uk driving laws?
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 19:34    Post subject: current uk driving laws?
Does anyone know them really well? For example :

How long must you have been taking lessons for in order to book a test.
How long does it take from passing theory/hazzard tests until you can take practical test.
Do I need to have a provisional liscence to book a theory test.
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compubrain3000




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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 19:47    Post subject:
compubrain3000 wrote:
Where i live, you can get the license before you even learn how to drive Laughing


Laughing I wouldnt think youd need much sense to drive a camel
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 19:49    Post subject:
I wanna ride a camel one day. they are as fast as horses ya know. And probably cooler to chill with. Kinda remind me of big dogs


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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 19:51    Post subject:
I've ridden camels.
Well I'd ridden on them in a rocky terrain so they weren't very fast, but they sure knew how to walk on the rocks.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:02    Post subject:
compubrain3000 wrote:
Camels are pretty dangerous animals. They are way too moody.

I like horses more.
me too 8D


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:21    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I wanna ride a camel one day. they are as fast as horses ya know. And probably cooler to chill with. Kinda remind me of big dogs


Camels are wonders of the universe , they can stay without water nor food for a very long time , they have like a reserve on those things on their back
also they're intelligent enough to be a very friendly animal that'll stick with you and help you
did ride one on the beach one time was pretty good
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:29    Post subject:
You need a provisional licence to book the theory and you need to take the theory before you can take the practical test.

You dont have to take a single lesson to pass the test if you know the rules and know how to drive and you dont have to wait any period of time after doing the theory.

The problem is booking the tests, theres normally a few weeks waiting list for both the theory and practical.

Im pretty sure all thats right, but it might not be.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:33    Post subject:
compubrain3000 wrote:
Where i live, you can get the license before you even learn how to drive Laughing
Like that most places in the middle east it seems like Wink
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:44    Post subject:
I have driven camels in dubai, slow as fuck tough.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:45    Post subject: Re: current uk driving laws?
kaeye wrote:
Does anyone know them really well? For example :

How long must you have been taking lessons for in order to book a test.
How long does it take from passing theory/hazzard tests until you can take practical test.
Do I need to have a provisional liscence to book a theory test.


a) no time at all, just pass theory + hazards
b) as long as it takes to book the test - in my city there is a 6-8 week waiting list
c) yes you do, and you also need theory / hazard passes too


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 20:56    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
I have driven camels in dubai, slow as fuck tough.
People in Dubai are pretty good drivers I would guess. Dubai is probably the fastest growing and most intelligent place in the middle east.
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 21:37    Post subject:
in my country school theory lasts almost 3 months + driving classes, after that an exam at driving and theory. when you pass the school exam, you go to the "real deal" exams (driving + theory both).

this is for new time comers.

i haven't seen my licences quite some time. some speeding here and there:=) i still drive occasionally tho, keeping a low profile (like 20+ over allowed velocity Razz )


yes
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jul 2008 22:14    Post subject:
The theory in Norway is fucking hell compared to the driving test. 0 errors on the practial test in one try ^^
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 00:20    Post subject:
Camels do not have a water reserve in there hunp its just fat.
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 08:58    Post subject:
True. But the humps help the camel to survive without water. There is food in the humps.
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 09:29    Post subject:
Considering the level of education in the UK I don't think you need to know more but how to peel a banana:)


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 09:33    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
I have driven camels in dubai, slow as fuck tough.


just because you didin't make the camel run , when they do they're as fast as a horse maybe even faster
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 10:15    Post subject:
From Dubai

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 12:42    Post subject:
lol! couldh e just reverse? :s


Anyway. Thanks for comments. Need to book test Very Happy


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deelix : AGAIN LMFAO another proof women can't drive for shit lmao hahaha
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 13:33    Post subject:
I cannot believe that picture. Dubai is so fucking rich, holy hell.


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 13:52    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
I cannot believe that picture. Dubai is so fucking rich, holy hell.


what do you expect they're the ones who control oil
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 18:47    Post subject:
kaeye

Your driving regulations have to be online somewhere. There you will find the correct answer. When it comes to regualtions, and laws ever take what others say as fact, always double check yourself.



I wanna horse too. I should get one to protest raising fuel costs. Replace my carbon footprint with a house shoe or camal toe in the case of those that want the camels.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 19:00    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
kaeye

Your driving regulations have to be online somewhere. There you will find the correct answer. When it comes to regualtions, and laws ever take what others say as fact, always double check yourself.



I wanna horse too. I should get one to protest raising fuel costs. Replace my carbon footprint with a house shoe or camal toe in the case of those that want the camels.


You dont need a camel to display camel toe you know? lol sorry I couldnt resist. Im just kidding so we're clear Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 19:40    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
kaeye

Your driving regulations have to be online somewhere. There you will find the correct answer. When it comes to regualtions, and laws ever take what others say as fact, always double check yourself.



I wanna horse too. I should get one to protest raising fuel costs. Replace my carbon footprint with a house shoe or camal toe in the case of those that want the camels.


You dont need a camel to display camel toe you know? lol sorry I couldnt resist. Im just kidding so we're clear Smile



hehe I know.

Seriously tho, what a way to protest. We all show up at our city halls to protest on horse back and cammels. We would have to keep the horses and camels separate because they HATE each other. Their poo could be used as fert which is in high demand and short these days.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 20:20    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
kaeye

Your driving regulations have to be online somewhere. There you will find the correct answer. When it comes to regualtions, and laws ever take what others say as fact, always double check yourself.



I wanna horse too. I should get one to protest raising fuel costs. Replace my carbon footprint with a house shoe or camal toe in the case of those that want the camels.


You dont need a camel to display camel toe you know? lol sorry I couldnt resist. Im just kidding so we're clear Smile



hehe I know.

Seriously tho, what a way to protest. We all show up at our city halls to protest on horse back and cammels. We would have to keep the horses and camels separate because they HATE each other. Their poo could be used as fert which is in high demand and short these days.


I agree

Ive been saying it for a long time now. For say a day or even a week, everyone in North America (atleast) should stop using their vehicles. Nevermind the transport industry, but regular people, just stop driving for a week. Thats what around 200million ppl between Canada and the US that wouldnt be driving (say the other 200million is the transport industry).

Now imagine if we could get europe, the mid east and asia on to the same plan and whole world stops driving for a week. Oil surplus would be abundant and prices would drop. OPEC and similar companies would get the point they cant continue to gouge regular consumers.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Jul 2008 22:49    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Phluxed wrote:
I cannot believe that picture. Dubai is so fucking rich, holy hell.


what do you expect they're the ones who control oil


dubai is outta oil in 7 years, thats why they building up tourism for income.
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