A fucking bombshell has just been dropped on me
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 01:35    Post subject: A fucking bombshell has just been dropped on me
Okay, in my earlier topic I told about this girl I was going on vacation with, yesterday she told me she just couldn't fall in love with me, I was like WTF. She really liked me and told me I was the best conversationalist she had ever met, the most happy person and what else but that she could only ever see me as a friend, she digged my body(cuz I am very athletic, muscles and shit), and then this shit happens???

This girl has been single for over 2 years now and she dropped this bombshell on me yesterday, we were going to Turkey and now everything has gone to the shitter. Sometimes I just don't understand women, I really don't. She really wanted to be friends but I told her off and said I never wanted to see her again.

So yeah, life pretty much sucks, thats the second time in 4 months time this shit happens to me, here I am the kindest person you will ever meet, last relationship was a nutty bitch with heavy mental problems and now this fucking cunt with commitment anxiety:(

Lately I have been noticing this trend in my country where women are acting like pretentious cunts and its only getting worse and worse, I am this close to going into asshole mode and never being friendly towards woman anymore. The higher north I get the easier and more easygoing women are, but where I live its downright pathetic, they have 1000 demands and if one of those demands are not met you are not right for them.

Pretty fucked up, I was just born in the wrong country I suppose, glad my friend still wants to go with me to Turkey.

end rant,

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 02:10    Post subject:
After reading: "Okay, in my earlier topic I told about this girl"

First thought: You and you're fucking girl problems, make up you're fucking mind.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 02:42    Post subject:
I couldn't really give a shit tbh Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 03:19    Post subject:
I really don't give a shit anymore either nouse, and thats exactly the kind of attitude I should adopt.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 03:25    Post subject:
I agree with you about the women. They confuse the fuck out of me really. Life does go on though cheese. Take some time for yourself to get over it, forget about the girls for a while. I did forsee this coming when you split with the last one. You arent ready and dont need a girl right now man.. just accept it Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 03:31    Post subject:
What did i say in your other topic m8?

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"Bros before hoes".
Since it prolly would just be nothing to serious with the girl so..
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 04:02    Post subject: Re: A fucking bombshell has just been dropped on me
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

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So yeah, life pretty much sucks, thats the second time in 4 months time this shit happens to me, here I am the kindest person you will ever meet, last relationship was a nutty bitch with heavy mental problems and now this fucking cunt with commitment anxiety:(
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I think thats your problem. Moving too fast. This is the SECOND time in 4 months this happens to you and you had already planned going to turkey together? Take a fucking chill pill. Meet a girl, hang out, feel each other out more and then if you're still together after like 7-8 months THEN start thinking about going away together.

Move slower, take it easier and get to know each other better BEFORE.



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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 04:45    Post subject:
oh dear pfiemel.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 05:06    Post subject:
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cuz I am very athletic, muscles and shit



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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 06:37    Post subject:
"but I told her off "

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 08:05    Post subject:
You aint in the wrong country mate, the women over here are fucking idiots aswell. Now and again you will find one that is not self centred,egotistical moron but they are few and far between. But dont give up hope! Ive met 2-3 in my life that are fantastic people.

Oh and before the ladies on the board give me a hard time. I'm sure guys can be selfish,ignorant,shallow idiots but i dont shag men so i wouldnt know Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 08:50    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
You aint in the wrong country mate, the women over here are fucking idiots aswell. Now and again you will find one that is not self centred,egotistical moron but they are few and far between. But dont give up hope! Ive met 2-3 in my life that are fantastic people.

Oh and before the ladies on the board give me a hard time. I'm sure guys can be selfish,ignorant,shallow idiots but i dont shag men so i wouldnt know Smile


It is true there are alot of bitches. I met a PACK AT THE GYM. Sad Don't ask.

I think 'people' are idots becuase they throw out what was good so many times, including people. The good looking ones prob always relyed on their looks. So they never had to devolope a interesting, and true, and great personality.


Pfiemelcheese thinks going off to a different country is going to fix his problems with the other sex. I doubt that.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 09:10    Post subject:
This is very depressing! If the Cheeseman is having girl problems then the rest of us mortals are doomed. Sad His only problem should be how he should balance all the women clamouring for some attention and by that I mean fitting them in his busy schedule and not that he would have any performance issues satisfying them all. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 09:22    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
This is very depressing! If the Cheeseman is having girl problems then the rest of us mortals are doomed. Sad His only problem should be how he should balance all the women clamouring for some attention and by that I mean fitting them in his busy schedule and not that he would have any performance issues satisfying them all. Razz


Very Happy So true.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 09:52    Post subject:
OK, she likes your body and your looks - apparently your personality sucks. What's so hard to understand?


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 10:03    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
OK, she likes your body and your looks - apparently your personality sucks. What's so hard to understand?


What are you, the summery guy? Give the guy some advice!!!
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 10:56    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing you wanted to go with the girl just to get laid. k. Laughing Laughing go fuck yourself. If you pick a girl over a mate of many months/years just to get laid (cause face it you dun go on a vacation with a girl just to see the sights) you really do deserve it. If you gave it time to build up... it would've been nice but since you're pussy hungry and pretty much stupid... you do deserve it. Sorry mate. Should've picked your mate and let the girl go with her friend or what not. You're lucky your mate is still your mate. You could've lost a friend and a girl. But you just lost a girl... boo hoo. Friends are hard to come by, girls not so much. You can find a girl at any street corner, a mate who'll have your back in this case... not so much.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 11:10    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese .. Learn that women do not mean what they say, they just say it to see what it feels like, like their trying on clothes or some Sh!t .. Seems to me if you had kept your cool & taken her with you to Turkey in spite of her "dont like you that way" talk, she would be singing a different tune come romantic evenings in a strange land, surrounded by strangers, you beeing her security & comfort. Wink

Just don't rush things, let the fish come to the hook in its own time. She has handed you the best bait, the "not in that way hunny" bait, she will not be able to stand your not sucking up to her like she's ice-cream on a hot day. & she has only her self to blame for things going down like that. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 11:32    Post subject:
Chinup, what you say makes sense, cuz 2 weeks ago we had an arguement in which I said that I made a decision to stop seeing her cuz she was so distant and not ready to commit, and she was devestated and almost in tears. So I really didn't understand what happened yesterday, I deleted her from my msn and I ain't contacting her anymore, if she comes back begging I might be more open, but the time for me to run after her is most defenitely over.

And Dominae, my personality is just great, I gave her plenty of time, I have allways been a gentlemen towards her, a real asshole would have dropped her the second week.

But me going to Turkey with her is not an option anymore, I can't call of my friend twice, that would be adding insult to injury. I'll see how it goes, if she doesn't open up in the near future it probably just wasn't meant to be.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 13:19    Post subject: Re: A fucking bombshell has just been dropped on me
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I am this close to going into asshole mode and never being friendly towards woman anymore.


Go ahead you'll be drowning in women if you do.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 13:23    Post subject:
masturbate and relaxate Very Happy
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 13:28    Post subject:
When Women Should Just Shut the Fuck Up.

People are always asking me what the qualities of the perfect girl are. Mostly men. That’s because women don’t give a fuck about what makes a perfect girl.

Have you ever seen a “romantic” comedy? I say “romantic” because what it should be is “woman” comedy — and by woman I mean “shitty” or “not a”. Those bullshit movies are all about how horrible and fucking stupid women can behave whilst the right thing to do is staring them in face like a Stop sign, and how some poor schmuck with a job that lets him loaf around town all day doing nothing can be guilted into putting up with getting fucked over for two hours and calling a spade with a shrew nose a fucking prize pig by the end of it all.

Maybe instead of romantic comedies they should be called documentaries.

The perfect wife is one who knows when to shut the fuck up. That’s it. I think Indiana Jones said it best.

“You’re insulting them and you’re embarrassing me.” -Indiana Jones

That’s all women do when they speak: insult and embarrass; them and me respectively. That’s why the perfect wife just has to know when to shut the fuck up. I’ve always said women are like works of art. Even if they’re atrocious and moody (which they mostly are) they can be enjoyed because you can look away or close your eyes whenever you’re done with them.

For some help on this topic, here’s my helpful set of rules for women on knowing when the fuck to shut the fuck up. I call it Pfiemelcheese’s Guide On The Prudence Of Women Shutting The Fuck Up.

1. Shut up when a man is talking or when a man starts to talk.
2. Shut up when a man stops talking suddenly.

That first rule is a man-obvious one, even wild animals follow it. The second, however, is the key to the perfect wife. It’s the extra mile. See, when a woman is speaking and insulting and embarrassing everyone, the man she’s with will likely stop speaking from insult or embarrassment. It happens every day. I used to be a bartender so you can trust me on that one.

Imagine you’re at a cricket match. You don’t know how the game works because fucking no one does, but you know when to cheer and when to leave. It’s because everyone else is doing it. That’s all I’m saying here. Women don’t know how to speak or be civilized. It’s like cricket to them. Women just need to take their cues on shutting the fuck up from everyone else. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s smart (womanly speaking).

Let me put it like this. You know how we have toilets as a species? That’s because running around shitting all over ourselves and sleeping in it is for animals, not for humans. Humans doing it would be embarrassing. When women speak it’s exactly the same thing. It makes all men feel a little less human. It reminds us that yes, we too were once running around shitting all over ourselves and trying to eat fucking rocks or some stupid shit like that — something nearly as stupid as a twenty minute conversation on why American football is “practically the same game” that football is in the rest of the world.

What the fuck?


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 15:44    Post subject:
Thats also a way to shut a bitch up, but don't you think thats pushing it a bit too far Dazz, I do know women like fancy necklaces and shit but can I get one like that in silver?



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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 19:07    Post subject:
Laughing for some reason i find this hilarious.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 19:12    Post subject:
Noone can ever accuse me of nothing having a sense of humor eh:) Suppose I bought her this necklace and said 'here darling, let me put this around your neck', ya think she would get the hint:LOL:


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 20:18    Post subject:
She really wanted to be friends but I told her off and said I never wanted to see her again.

Lately I have been noticing this trend in my country where women are acting like pretentious cunts

^^ thats such a good attitude from such a good conversational type as she said Razz your really going to win her around with that lol.. (btw women like to play such games, maybe you should of bided your time and showed her that you really are strong enough to cope for both urself and her in a relationship.

What a great mind set

../facepalm
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^hmm, where do you live?
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moosenoodles wrote:
^^ thats such a good attitude from such a good conversational type as she said Razz your really going to win her around with that lol.. (btw women like to play such games, maybe you should of bided your time and showed her that you really are strong enough to cope for both urself and her in a relationship.

What a great mind set

../facepalm


FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT, I fucking went out for 2 straight months with this girl, gave it all I got, went out salsa dancing with her eventhough I have two left feet, we did alot of fun things, I gave her sweet massages, she had nothing to complain about. If 2 months is not biding my time then sorry mate but then I don't know what is, should I wait till my dick is shriveled or what?

Fucking cunt had it coming, its up to her now, let her meet some fucking jerks first who don't give her that special treatment I gave her and it will be a good lesson for her.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2008 22:59    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
^^ thats such a good attitude from such a good conversational type as she said Razz your really going to win her around with that lol.. (btw women like to play such games, maybe you should of bided your time and showed her that you really are strong enough to cope for both urself and her in a relationship.

What a great mind set

../facepalm


FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT, I fucking went out for 2 straight months with this girl, gave it all I got, went out salsa dancing with her eventhough I have two left feet, we did alot of fun things, I gave her sweet massages, she had nothing to complain about. If 2 months is not biding my time then sorry mate but then I don't know what is, should I wait till my dick is shriveled or what?

Fucking cunt had it coming, its up to her now, let her meet some fucking jerks first who don't give her that special treatment I gave her and it will be a good lesson for her.


I really believe your kindness is what caused this. Women like to fight and be challenged no matter how much they act like they don't. Nice guys don't provide this they either become subservient to the woman or just walk away from the scene the woman created. I'm not saying you have to be a asshole just don't let them push you around and never do anything for them unless you know they would do the same for you. Sadly even the assholes are chosen over the nice guys your dead last when it comes to womens desires and looks or wealth will not aid you any.

Right now somewhere in this world there is a man beating his wife/girlfriend and she will stay with him for as long as she can by her own choice. You however pamper a woman and try to make her feel special and she walks out on you like your worthless. What you need to do is be the middle of these two.
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