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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:20    Post subject: so my mom have some guests over
and you know when there are 5 women in their 40/50s and i'm the only male that is 19!


so you know they put music high and they want to start dancing with me ><

funny shit but its all goood!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:25    Post subject:
made out with a 42 year old woman once Sad

I blame 2 x
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:39    Post subject:
lol holy fuck, i laughed when i read that sorrry ><

I thought that i was in akward situation, was she a milf at least? ><
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:46    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
made out with a 42 year old woman once Sad

I blame 2 x



No!!! Say its not true.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 00:07    Post subject:
She was really into me, and I was really drunk. Stupid looking at it now but remember being far from proud about it the day after... stupid cheap liqr at the danish boat Sad She looked so much younger in the dark, and when I found out she was much older, I kinda paniced but I didn't want to be rude either so I kept going :\ Razz And after that she suddenly felt terrible because she had a husband and 2 kids.. and I was like, "damn you could have told me that a little earlier." And I felt like shit too and was sympatic with her and stuff after she said it was all her fault and she should never have done this, bla bla. so I had to comfort her and shit :S So it got a little emo from her side, and then I bailed ^^ So basically all her fault, i was tricked Very Happy

And the day after my friends made fun of me the whole boat tip back to Norway Razz

But it was seriously 2 of those 0.5l Hot n Sweet bottles and some samboka shots are to blame!
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 00:23    Post subject:
hahha kick ass story!
thanks for the laugh Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 00:24    Post subject:
MILF
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 03:49    Post subject:
Haha, I remember I was drunk at the bar one night and I happened to bump into a good friends best friend. We were dancing and I thought in my drunkness that he was coming on to me. Turns out he dropped him gum into my hair and was trying to chew it out without me noticing. So he wasn't actually coming on to me. Sad That was embarrassing.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 03:57    Post subject:
ok, deelix had me laughin but pistol had me rolling right now Very Happy
i just try to imagine how that has to look when a guy's trying to chew gum out of your hair Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 05:05    Post subject:
He was soo hot too. I remember thinking "what did I do to deserve this" Damn, I knew there had to be a catch Laughing Everybody heard about it at work the next day. People kept leaving me packs of gum everywhere. On my seat, under my paperwork, in my mail box.


I still see the guy every once in a while at parties and stuff.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 05:24    Post subject:
MILF's huh? I know a 40+ woman who is horny as hell, I kinda flirt with her on msn some times. Shes the mother of one of my college friends.. She picked me up when I split with my last ex and I had a good chat with her in her car then went back to her place.. you can learn a lot from older women, but in my opinion sex is not a good idea Confused Specially if you dont want to lose friends for fucking their mother Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 10:51    Post subject:
lol yeah, thats wrong.

But seriously, why the HELL do you got one of your mothers friends on msn? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 19:20    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
lol yeah, thats wrong.

But seriously, why the HELL do you got one of your mothers friends on msn? Laughing



Ya, that is a bit weird. Althou I can understanding wanting someone to talk too if you were having a problem or something. Gotta be carefull when talking about sex with someones mom. Don't want that Mrs. Robonson factor to happen.


Are you sure your name isn't sublime Laughing

Trivia: Mrs Robonson was the first Movie MILF from "The Graduate"
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 20:10    Post subject:
hehe, yeah. Im sure there are lots of desperate woman 40+ with sterile/unwilling husbands Laughing

Im not that type of guy tho Razz no seriously Wink Single and 25-35 (without kids) are OK tho Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 23:35    Post subject:
hmmmm. This needs fixing.

deelix wrote:
hehe, yeah. Im sure there are lots of desperate woman 40+ with sterile/unwilling husbands Laughing

I'm that type of guy tho Twisted Evil seriously Wink Single and 18-35 with or without kids are OK Very Happy


*FIXED* Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 00:16    Post subject:
naah, too hard to get Razz lol
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 00:26    Post subject:
I love older women.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 00:33    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I love older women.

Well, I'm not surprised... Laughing After all, don't you love Supernanny? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:25    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I love older women.


We know exactly what women you like you shifty fucker Laughing Laughing

And btw, its not my mums friend, its one of MY FRIEND's from college, his mum. Shes pretty hot. She also gave my best friend a hand job in her car once. (im not kidding)

I wouldnt go that far as to start banging her regularly or something, thats just wrong. But I can say shed definitely be up for it, she likes the young guys.

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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:31    Post subject:
I hope you would be understanding if that friend decided to beat the shit out of you for sexually pursuing his mum, I know that's what I'd do. It shows a total lack of respect from both you and her for this 'friend'.

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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:36    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I hope you would be understanding if that friend decided to beat the shit out of you for sexually pursuing his mum, I know that's what I'd do. It shows a total lack of respect from both you and her for this 'friend'.
I actually agree with you 100%. Sounds like its some "causal friend" tho, but still...
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 01:46    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I hope you would be understanding if that friend decided to beat the shit out of you for sexually pursuing his mum, I know that's what I'd do. It shows a total lack of respect from both you and her for this 'friend'.
you only live once, who gives a fuck.

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Sep 2008 02:44    Post subject:
I dont sexually pursue his mum. I already said I wouldnt go there. Im not like that.

He is a casual friend, but still a good one and I wouldnt ever tread on that sort of ground.

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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Sep 2008 00:49    Post subject:
I say forget the friend and go for the mother. It might be worth it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Sep 2008 01:03    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I say forget the friend and go for the mother. It might be worth it.


Dude, seriously, I don't think you're in a position to offer girl advice. Razz

Besides which, it's always bros before hoes. Unless you think it could really be a meaningful relationship.

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