Goodbye cruel Nfohump, goodbye....
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:24    Post subject: Goodbye cruel Nfohump, goodbye....
Its been a long haul for me, life has treated me badly, around every turn I see darkness, life makes no sense anymore. Everywhere around me I see people going about their daily lives, like sheep flocking to a yet undisclosed cause, sometimes it feels like a I am the only one standing still, observing, watching, learning.

Even this country I am in is so sad, its like that little zone in the back of my head, yeah that place, my gray matter, dreary, wet and often times ooh so misty(probably from all the booze).

Thats why I am bidding my farewell, I am leaving you all, I am leaving this cruel world and I am going on a fuckholiday in Turkey WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO. I am gonna bang some german and french chicks, and I'll fill my liver with the sweet golden liquor. Yeah this is my sweet goodbye, you won't have to listen to my whine for an entire week. What'ya think, I was writing my suicide note you dumb pricks:LOL:

Pfiemelcheese is wishing you sunny greetings from Turkey, 35°C here I come.....

hasta la kekabska
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:27    Post subject:
week? want me to ban you for a month for your own good?
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:31    Post subject:
Nice one, where bouts in Turkey you going?
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:33    Post subject:
You gonna pay my holiday for the next 3 weeks Max, thats ok, you can ban me then, I won't mind:)Smile

And I'm leaving in 1 hour for Bodrum, so just filling some time, the wait is killing me...... If only I had a bullet eh, I would hang it up the wall and throw myself at it hahahaha


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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:36    Post subject:
Have a good one!
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:41    Post subject:
I stayed in Gumbet which is right next to Bodrum. Bodrum has the airport doesn't it. I think we spoke about this? Anyway, have a good time, it's gonna be so frickin hot dude.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 10:56    Post subject:
Yeah and I like it hot, hot on my body and hot around my cock:P As long as its hot I am happy, and yeah Bodrum has the airport, first day I am gonna rent me a 125cc scooter so I can buzz around town with my mate(we'r not gays so ofcourse he's getting his own scooter, cuz where else would a chick sit if I met one).

Cheerio!!!!


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:04    Post subject:
Thank god, tired of watching that ass all the time.

j/k, go drink till you drop ^^
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:10    Post subject:
careful man, those roads are crazy
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:29    Post subject:
I know, my mate almost had a life threatening accident on a curvey road there:P


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:32    Post subject:
Good thing you are taking vacation Pfiemel. Now we can enjoy a week of peace without you complaining about relationship/life problems, opera-style, non-stop Very Happy


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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:34    Post subject: Re: Goodbye cruel Nfohump, goodbye....
Your post is badly broken...

Pfiemelcheese wrote:
That's why I am bidding my farewell, I am leaving you all, I am leaving this cruel world and I am going on a fucking holiday in Turkey WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO. I am gonna get banged by bang some German and French dicks, and I'll fill my mouth with their sweet golden liquid. Yeah this is my sweet goodbye, you won't have to listen to me whine for an entire week. What do you think, I was writing my suicide note you dumb pricks?:LOL: That comes after I get aids!

Pfiemelcheese is wishing you dark greetings from the BSDM dungeon , hairy German men here I come.....

Hasta La Vesta anal virginity!


Much better.
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CostelD




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:45    Post subject: Re: Goodbye cruel Nfohump, goodbye....
NuclearShadow wrote:
Your post is badly broken...

Pfiemelcheese wrote:
That's why I am bidding my farewell, I am leaving you all, I am leaving this cruel world and I am going on a fucking holiday in Turkey WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO. I am gonna get banged by bang some German and French dicks, and I'll fill my mouth with their sweet golden liquid. Yeah this is my sweet goodbye, you won't have to listen to me whine for an entire week. What do you think, I was writing my suicide note you dumb pricks?:LOL: That comes after I get aids!

Pfiemelcheese is wishing you dark greetings from the BSDM dungeon , hairy German men here I come.....

Hasta La Vesta anal virginity!


Much better.



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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 11:46    Post subject:
hahahaha
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 12:59    Post subject:
brilliant edit! Laughing


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 13:51    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
week? want me to ban you for a month for your own good?

You can't... Max ban time is 2880 minutes, no? Razz
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 14:10    Post subject:
max ban time is a perma ban....?
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 14:12    Post subject:
I was talking about the max temp ban.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 15:18    Post subject:
I'm in turkey too pfiemel. But not in the south. It's cold up here in the north. Well still better than germany Laughing

Wish you a good time! And stay away from the brit girls (oh don't look at me like that, you know how they are Laughing ). Also stay away from the turkish ones, most of them have angry brothers with guns Very Happy


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 17:59    Post subject:
I can think of better places to get laid in Europe other than Turkey. Why not try Greece? Pink Palace.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 18:33    Post subject:
Have fun! Very Happy
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frno




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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Sep 2008 19:45    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
first day I am gonna rent me a 125cc scooter ... cuz where else would a chick sit if I met one).

wtf a scooter? why not rent a car? Laughing
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 02:09    Post subject:
God help the women of Turkey with headcheese on the loose.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 02:17    Post subject:
TesterWS wrote:
I'm in turkey too pfiemel. But not in the south. It's cold up here in the north. Well still better than germany Laughing

Wish you a good time! And stay away from the brit girls (oh don't look at me like that, you know how they are Laughing ). Also stay away from the turkish ones, most of them have angry brothers with guns Very Happy



ill reword a joke we make in belgium to german, why go to turkey when you can go to cologne? Smile
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 02:26    Post subject:
I don't think it is a good idea to go to a muslim country to pick up women.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 03:20    Post subject:
I was 99% expecting another girl story in this thread cheese Laughing Have a good one mate


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$en$i
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 16:25    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I don't think it is a good idea to go to a muslim country to pick up women.
pistolshrimp wrote:
I can think of better places to get laid in Europe other than Turkey. Why not try Greece? Pink Palace.

It is a secular country with lot of eastern (Russian, Ukrainian) hot chicks on holidays, believe me. Wink Greece -the cyclades islands- is great but less cheaper. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 17:43    Post subject:
$en$i wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I don't think it is a good idea to go to a muslim country to pick up women.
pistolshrimp wrote:
I can think of better places to get laid in Europe other than Turkey. Why not try Greece? Pink Palace.

It is a secular country with lot of eastern (Russian, Ukrainian) hot chicks on holidays, believe me. Wink Greece -the cyclades islands- is great but less cheaper. Smile


I know it is one of the most moderate middle eastern countries out there. I have several friends that travelled there and they loved it. They hung out with a bunch of other travellers at the bath housesl. One silly guy bought a carpet that used to be some saddle bag for $1000. and played the 'wait and see if I get it' game. This carpet is like 3 ft by 4 ft. nothing special if you ask me. You would think getting a carpet in Turkey would equal some deal. I think he got bambozzled. I think on of them did end up hooking up with someone. They met some really pretty 16 yr old girl travelling by herself and she seemed ok.

Unless I see a picture I don't think Cheese is going to end up with a hot chick. Big talker, that one Razz
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