YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 19:59    Post subject: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY


Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

YA SO-SHLA S U-MA

Menya polnostyu net
Absolyutno vser'ez
Situastsiya help
Situastsiya SOS

Ya sebya ne pojmu
Ty otkuda vzyalas
Pochemu, pochemu?
Na tebya povelas

Vyklyuchaestsya svet
Ya keuda - to lechu
Bez tebya menya net
Nichego ne khogu

Eto medlennyj yad
Eto svodit s uma
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama
A oni govoryat - vinovata sama

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

YA SO-SHLA S U-MA
MNE NU-ZHA 0-NAAAA

Bez tebya ya ne ya
Bez tebya menya net
A oni govoryat
Govoryat eto bred

Eta solnechnye yad
Zolotye luchi
A oni govoryat
Nado srochno lechit

Ya khotela zabyt do upora I vniz
Ya schitala stolby I Rusteryannykh ptits
Bez tebya menya net, otpyasti otpyasti
Do ugla po stene mama-papa prosti...

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya so-shla s u-ma
Raz, dva posle pyati
Mama papa prosti
Ya so-shla s u-ma

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Mne nuzha ona, mne nuzha ona

Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma
Ya soshla s uma, ya soshla s uma...

i need help i met this girl today and she is sooooooooooo cute and well she gave me her number (im pretty cute too so yeah this happens all the time) and well im not sure if i should call her what if she hates me if i was her i wouldnt hate me i would defo give me a chance and stuff but she might not think that cause she might be a stupid bitch who has no taste at all i fucking hate it, listen fucker i used to date jessica alba you hear if i can have that bitch i can csleep with any model in the world so why you dont just shut up you stupid bitch before i plant you

anyway to the case at hand should i ring this girl or not i really want to but im not sure if i should i suppose if i do call her and she syas no i can call her a fucking bitch and hang up and save some dignity

a very confused dazz


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:05    Post subject:
i jjust became dyslexic


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:10    Post subject:
are you going to help or not you help every other cock jock on this website why not me


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:12    Post subject:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F8r45rHA7GY


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CaptainCox
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:15    Post subject:
You need help, in very profound and psychological way. Sorry man, but if you already have thoughts like
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and she syas no i can call her a fucking bitch and hang up and save some dignity
...no need to comment really.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:16    Post subject:
i dont mean it id just be so sad Sad please dont hate me captaincox Sad


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CaptainCox
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:18    Post subject:
Na I don't. But save the anger man. If you really like this girl...just play along and stuff. Girls like romance...so be gentle. If you are cute and she already gave you her number...man, just play the part, nothin to loose. If she turns you down, well it's her loss Wink.


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:22    Post subject:
fuck lack of gramma r makes my stomach turn.

call her up dazz. as i said on msn. you'll only fail 100% if you don't call her. you have a 50/50 chance if you do call her. she gave you your number so she's gonna expect a call. you don't call her, means you're a pussy. a soaked cunt loaded with sand.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:25    Post subject:
CaptainCox wrote:
Na I don't. But save the anger man. If you really like this girl...just play along and stuff. Girls like romance...so be gentle. If you are cute and she already gave you her number...man, just play the part, nothin to loose. If she turns you down, well it's her loss Wink.
ЛЮДИ ИНВАЛИДЫ рождаются такими и такими умирают. Они не знают, что значить быть человеком. Они - подделка на основе человёкообразной болванки. У них есть ноги, руки, другие части тела, внешнё они неотличимы от людей. Но ЛЮДИ ИНВАЛИДЫ не живут, а функционируют. Их функций описываются законами механики и ещё четырьмя признаками: жестокость, глупость, жадность, подлость. ЖГЖП. Любая их деятельность эффективна, предсказуема, тускла и разрушительна. Всё плохие, очень плохие и ужасные события - результат деятёльности ЛЮДЕЙ ИНВАЛИДОВ. Мы живем среди них и редко замечаем этот большой чёловеческий


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
fuck lack of gramma r makes my stomach turn.

call her up dazz. as i said on msn. you'll only fail 100% if you don't call her. you have a 50/50 chance if you do call her. she gave you your number so she's gonna expect a call. you don't call her, means you're a pussy. a soaked cunt loaded with sand.
Zashtishtat'sya ochkami Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:30    Post subject:
I wonder where this will end up. Void or del? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:31    Post subject:
dazz's tissue box.


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:33    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
I wonder where this will end up. Void or del? Very Happy
It will probably end up in the void even though it's a serious thread. Everybody else is allowed to have these threads but me!


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:35    Post subject:
i told you what to do. case closed. Laughing


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:37    Post subject:
need more help from people who arent crab clawed


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:43    Post subject:
crab clawed?


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:44    Post subject:
pincer hands you know


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:46    Post subject:
no i don't


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:48    Post subject:
me and waldo are listening to tatu together Smile


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:53    Post subject:
no we're not.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 20:53    Post subject:
not gonna get us


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:09    Post subject:
Dazz

You need cheeseheads help. He can FTP you that secret woman warez file of his.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:10    Post subject:
do you know what a cheese head is?


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:13    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
do you know what a cheese head is?


I actually meant to say headcheese otherwise known as the bell end plus some lint.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:16    Post subject:
you disgust me pistolshrimp!


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(I worked in a lab. I have handled worse)
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:23    Post subject:
Dazz is turning EMO!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Oh such hypocrite!!!!!
kmh... @ topic: call her you have nothing to lose except your dignity... wait, no you have nothing to lose Laughing
Don't h8 me <3 Dazz!


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:25    Post subject:
its actually a guy not a girl :P stop saying her


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:28    Post subject:
so you're turning cnz? Shocked


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Sep 2008 21:29    Post subject:
i am cnz lol

SECRETS OUT NIGGAZ


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