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 Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 00:58 Post subject: The girl I liked is a LESBIAN! |
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WTF!!! lol I had a crush on a girl for a week. Were good friends but today after reading her blog I think shes a freakin lesbian!!!!! 
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:00 Post subject: |
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Dude, how is it you have these EPIC problems every once in a while lol?
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:04 Post subject: |
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Im not 100% certain though. I read her blog today and this is what she wrote:
| Quote: | Having a crush on someone, and not telling them about it, is like mental masturbation, where the cumming comes out in the form of dorky smiles when you think about them. You orgasm when you remember that two minute conversation you had with them, the one where you actually said something interesting. As long as you focus on how pleasurable that was, you'll get off just fine ...then you remember that it isn't real, and once you start to focus on that, it kinda sucks.
What's with that face you've come to wear
Why'd you ever go and do that to your hair
Who's that person, barely been a month
How I miss that simple girl
Her long black hair all covered in curls
Shy in the mirror, make a face
See me smiling back, our nice place
Want that girl that was oh so simple
Quirky looks with that single dimple
Got a memory that forces that reflection
See her, loved her, hear her, remember that acception
Nervous singing, payphones run dry
All I hear is, "Yes! Yes!" -deposit- I'm high
Running from the tone, sitting drowning in sun
Still singing, stealthing to the beat
A green ghost glides past a doorway, I'm a heat
Loves humming fireflies in my thighs
In a pile, in a hall, there's a couch, lets try
In the bathroom we swear we wont be sorry
Dance in twined lights, whisper, "kiss me" slowly
Want that girl back that was oh so simple
Quirkly looks with that single dimple
Got a picture that breaks the glass
My smile forced to past
Green, green gone, a pink flash runs past
Recognition leaps into my pupils, and leaves fast
I don't know this girl, but she did something
All I hear is, nothing, not even my song
Singing soft to that simple girl
Singing soft to that simple girl
Goodbye girl that was oh so simple!
Goodbye quirks! Goodbye dimple!
I hope you can hear me, I'm screaming now
Goodbye girl that was oh so simple!
I know you left a while ago, but some how
Goodbye girl that was oh so simple!
Please hear me! I just wanna say
You were cryptic, but I wanted you to stay
I could see the layers ruffling past your face
I knew there was more to you
I knew I knew I knew
You were oh so simple ...simply no more. |
And the even more messed up thing is, theres a guy in our class and he likes her more than I did. He brought her a box of cookies. And he probably has no idea about any of this because they barely talk.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:08 Post subject: |
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| kaeye wrote: | lmfao because he is epic troll  |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:14 Post subject: |
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Well does this mean shes lesbian or not? Because she seems flirtatious. She sips my drink all the time in class and made me sip hers friday. I dunno wtf is goin on!!!
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:17 Post subject: |
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She's bi, might want to have a 3some with you. Ask her I'd say.
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Cohen
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:21 Post subject: |
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timechange I fuckin love you man
If al gore made a troll youd be it
seriously
troll detected by SiN
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:23 Post subject: |
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girls and guys share drinks. normal.
doesn't mean she's lfirtatious. friendly gesture.
and she's a lebian. well not a lebian. she has lebian thoughts.
let her be lebian.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:38 Post subject: |
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Hard to say based on the info provided...
Looking at confirmed Lesbian quotes it's still inconclusive;
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I'm a chick, and other chicks get my fucking rocks off! Bigtime!
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 01:50 Post subject: |
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Why don't you just ask "S'up with the poem?"
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 02:06 Post subject: |
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Ive only known her for 1 and half weeks. And she never actually TOLD me to read her blog. She has a link to her blog on her screenname and I clicked it and read it anyways because I was bored. And now I can't ask her if shes a lesbian just out of the blue.....
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 02:10 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | And now I can't ask her if shes a lesbian just out of the blue... |
yes you can
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 02:17 Post subject: |
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no you can be like
hi, i read your poem and it's pretty good
thanks, glad you like it
i do. i'm just wondering what made you write it, what inspired you.
oh nothing really, i was just fantasizing about my girlfriend eating me out, nothing big.
oh, that's cool. so you like girls?
sort of, i like the way they taste. it's delicious.
oh i didn't know you were a cannibal 
am not
then are you a lesbian?
well, i'm bi, i like boys and girls but i prefer girls... they have more things to play with.
well i can give you something to play with
oh really
yeah really
well come by tomorrow and you can play with me and my friend Amanda.
BRAP BRAP
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 02:18 Post subject: |
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Ask her about the stupid poem she posted. Ask it what it means to her and why she posted it. Ask her if she is in love with someone. You don't have to ask her directly if she is a lesbian.
Maybe she doesn't even know the poem has lesbian overtones.
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Jenni
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 05:29 Post subject: |
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Ask her to suck your cock, if she does then you can be certain she's no lesbian.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 05:43 Post subject: |
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i once knew a lesbian that sucked my cock. Doesn't mean shit. If they're not into guys they're not. but if they're your good friends... you can get your dick sucked. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 05:53 Post subject: |
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I doubt I'll ever have my dick sucked Waldo.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 05:57 Post subject: |
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Remember in Harold and Kumar. Cockmeat sandwich and the guards of Guantanamo Bay.
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Jenni
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 06:01 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | I doubt I'll ever have my dick sucked Waldo.
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you dunno what you're missing out on, missy!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 06:02 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | Never seen it. |
Kinda like the first one but different. I liked it.
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Remember in Harold and Kumar. Cockmeat sandwich and the guards of Guantanamo Bay. |
That was some funny shit, i was drinking some redbull(Chuck Norris's urine)and watching that movie, heard that line, and bam, redbull sprayed everywhere, fuckin had me in stitche's. |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 20:37 Post subject: |
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| LeoNatan wrote: | | Dude, how is it you have these EPIC problems every once in a while lol? |
i was thinking the exact same thing lmao |
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 21:54 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | no you can be like
hi, i read your poem and it's pretty good
thanks, glad you like it
i do. i'm just wondering what made you write it, what inspired you.
oh nothing really, i was just fantasizing about my girlfriend eating me out, nothing big.
oh, that's cool. so you like girls?
sort of, i like the way they taste. it's delicious.
oh i didn't know you were a cannibal
am not
then are you a lesbian?
well, i'm bi, i like boys and girls but i prefer girls... they have more things to play with.
well i can give you something to play with
oh really
yeah really
well come by tomorrow and you can play with me and my friend Amanda.
BRAP BRAP |
I guess that is a pretty neutral way to ask. Because I don't want to offend her. Should I ask her online or in person? Because I see her on Tuesday morning.
There was something always odd about her. She never does her hair, she dresses like a pure punk and just seems like she doesn't give a crap about anything. She brings liquor to class at 9am.
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| Posted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 22:49 Post subject: |
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| timechange01 wrote: | | There was something always odd about her. She never does her hair, she dresses like a pure punk and just seems like she doesn't give a crap about anything. She brings liquor to class at 9am. |
does she wash?
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