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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 21:57    Post subject:
poor countries? uhm last time I checked my country pwnz yours scandy boy Razz

PS google currency says 1 GBP = E1.25792079 n00b euro money Razz


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:00    Post subject:
retard much?


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:05    Post subject:
sarcasm much stripper boy?


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Karmeck




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:16    Post subject:
fight fight fight figh...........


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:21    Post subject:
loser much i'm-gonna-take-an-obvious-joke-and-pretend-he's-serious-about-it-and-act-like-a-16-year-old-girl-with-sand -in-my-vagina boi?


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:35    Post subject:
Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:37    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes that all you got?


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Sep 2008 22:47    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
* Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta
THIS


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 21:48    Post subject:
One thing I learned from my trip to Turkey, Israeli people really are a bunch of twats, so I was hitting on this isreali chick with a friend of mine and all of a sudden 2 fucktards show up and started throwing salt in my dinner(figuratively), me and my mate already had a bit to drink and we were pissed as hell with this fucker. Thats something you just don't do, when you'r chatting up a girl you don't come up and start chatting to them too, turns out this fucker was israeli too. So what did we do, we waited for this fucker to go to his room(was a few flight of stairs up), so we followed him and pounded his ass to kingdom come:P Fucker had it coming, next day we came up to the fucker again and his fucking ugly grim was gone from his face, they were with 4 but guess they knew they were gonna be fucked over if they tried anything cuz me and my mate fight like crazy mofo's.

Then a day later or something we were on a boattrip and heard these turkish guys talking that the most annoying people they ever had on their boattrips were on the first place Israeli's and on second place Russians.

Felt good pounding this fuckers ass:P Next day we also came up to these israeli chicks again and they didn't say a word, guess they were also informed of what we did to this poor smuck hahahaah


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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 21:58    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
One thing I learned from my trip to Turkey, Israeli people really are a bunch of twats, so I was hitting on this isreali chick with a friend of mine and all of a sudden 2 fucktards show up and started throwing salt in my dinner(figuratively), me and my mate already had a bit to drink and we were pissed as hell with this fucker. Thats something you just don't do, when you'r chatting up a girl you don't come up and start chatting to them too, turns out this fucker was israeli too. So what did we do, we waited for this fucker to go to his room(was a few flight of stairs up), so we followed him and pounded his ass to kingdom come:P Fucker had it coming, next day we came up to the fucker again and his fucking ugly grim was gone from his face, they were with 4 but guess they knew they were gonna be fucked over if they tried anything cuz me and my mate fight like crazy mofo's.

Then a day later or something we were on a boattrip and heard these turkish guys talking that the most annoying people they ever had on their boattrips were on the first place Israeli's and on second place Russians.

Felt good pounding this fuckers ass:P Next day we also came up to these israeli chicks again and they didn't say a word, guess they were also informed of what we did to this poor smuck hahahaah


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 22:07    Post subject:
Too late, and if it happened again I would pound his ass again, and my mate threw the first punch, I even had to restrain him a bit or he would have been ready for 911:P We even had a problem with 2 russians, my mate was getting them 2 beers and walked a few minutes while we waited in the bus, when he came back these fuckers didn't wanna pay euros, my mate was spewing and a fight was coming, these fuckers saw it in his eyes that he meant business and quickly handed over 10 dollars for 2 cans of beer, hahaha the girlfriend of the russian pulled his arm like saying thats too much for 2 simple beers but the russian was glad to give it up. A little respect goes a long way, no respect is a pounding, simple as that.

Tell me what you would do when someone comes crashing your party, you almost talked a girl in the sack and up come 2 fuckers spoiling the fun, wouldn't you be pissed? Just the looks on their faces, they were smiling at us laughing at us like saying look we spoiled your shit here and we like it, thats adding insult to injury, thats the first time in my life that I ever had something like this happen to me, and who does it to me, 2 israeli's who can't stand their own women being chatted up by some euro guys.


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Praetori




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 22:23    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:

Tell me what you would do when someone comes crashing your party, you almost talked a girl in the sack and up come 2 fuckers spoiling the fun, wouldn't you be pissed? Just the looks on their faces, they were smiling at us laughing at us like saying look we spoiled your shit here and we like it, thats adding insult to injury, thats the first time in my life that I ever had something like this happen to me, and who does it to me, 2 israeli's who can't stand their own women being chatted up by some euro guys.


Yes, I'd hate him for it. And probably feel better when I do beat him up. But actually proceeding to beat him to a pulp? No. I don't imagine the girls would be very impressed with that, and I don't think I'd be very impressed with myself.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 22:30    Post subject:
So hence he deserved it, when I say that I never had anything like this happen to me is because euro guys just don't do anything like this, when we see someone talking to a girl we just won't step in, for all we know she's someone's girlfriend. So why did this fucker step in, the sole reason is cuz he knew these girls were israeli too, thats why, and that didn't sit right with me, who is he to put a claim on someone, just cuz they'r israeli too doesn't give him the right to step in and take whats his.

If I hadn't restrained my mate he would have been far more fucked up then just a busted nose and 2 black eyes.


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 22:36    Post subject:
I learned that my gf isn't the only one who bitches about giving a bj.


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c0rrupt




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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Sep 2008 23:10    Post subject:
#I learned ... nothing ;S ...

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cUmOnMyFaCe
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 01:13    Post subject:
I've learned..that humping isnt always the best solution Razz
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