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SycoShaman
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 Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 19:57 Post subject: Nice little lunchtime surprise |
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I went back to sleep to take a nap at 11:30am. At 12pm I hear someone knocking at the door. I got pissed cause I figured it was some door to door salesman trying to get me to get me windows cleaned.
It was one of my friends (female). And I walk around the house naked (there's a point to that remark). Anyway, I go upstairs and see this girl standing at the door (but the image is obscured cause I have that glass shit). So I stick my head outta the door and its my friend. She's like "I have an hour for lunch, you busy?" I said sure, come on in just let me go get dressed. She pushes the door open and says "that wont be nessecary(sp?)".
She jumps on me and bangs the shit outta me for like a good 45 minutes.
Gets dressed and is like "ok, gotta get back to work, ill call you later" and that was that.
I love when that kinda thing happens. Made my day 
Now Im tired again tho 
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:06 Post subject: |
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YOU BASTARD!!!!! You F'n LUCKY F'n BASTARD!!!! MAN!...That stuff is like once in a life time! Think about it and cherish that moment. Dam, even write a small novel about it so you NEVER forget it.
Actually yesterday the Mrs jumped me...stockings and all  ...that was also one of those moments  .
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:07 Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
yeah, would love to be suprise-raped like that again too
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:08 Post subject: |
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hahahaha 
that happens to me occasionally tho. Like Id say once every couple of months. I have a few female friends who i dont date but ive slept with and occasionally they just come by looking for sex.
I take it as a sign that Im good in bed (or on the kitchen table, sofa, floor etc)
And stockings are fuckin hot
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:09 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: |
And stockings are fuckin hot |
MAN! "droool" I am soo in to that  |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:13 Post subject: |
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| CaptainCox wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: |
And stockings are fuckin hot |
MAN! "droool" I am soo in to that |
same here man
I dunno bout you, but i prefer they keep them on during sex (sometimes). Fuckin hot.
Or, they take it off in a very sexy way. Like you know, they bend over straight legged and roll it off while looking back at you....instant rock in my pants lol |
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:22 Post subject: |
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SIGH! I am not tellin you what I will do when the Mrs gets home from quire practice "DROOOOL". Dam! my PC desk is at least 10-20 cm over the hight it normally is, somet is pushing it up yo .
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:34 Post subject: |
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| CaptainCox wrote: | | SIGH! I am not tellin you what I will do when the Mrs gets home from quire practice "DROOOOL". Dam! my PC desk is at least 10-20 cm over the hight it normally is, somet is pushing it up yo . |
bent over stylie eh? I hope she's wearing high heels...that would just make the sexy factor increase by like 100 |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:51 Post subject: |
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Can I join in?
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 20:53 Post subject: |
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OH PLEASE! Jenn! Please with cream on top...Man I am getting a stroke here...and no Mrs in sight .
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 21:01 Post subject: |
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LOL!
Any comments from this time on take notice, I'm celebrating.
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 22:24 Post subject: |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 22:25 Post subject: |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | | gingerninjaaaaaa wrote: | Only problem now sycho, you might have to make an appointment at the doctors to check she didn't carry and std's
Only joking mate |
You never know. These days even 16-17 year olds have STDs At least around where I live |
and how would you know that?  |
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 22:33 Post subject: |
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aww, dammit, why does stuff like that never happen to me?
don't get me wrong, i love my gf but as far as sexuality goes she's more on the timid side, i just wish i could push her kinky side a bit...
@syco: go ahead and enjoy moments like these! enjoy the heck out of it! for all the other men out there who aren't as lucky as that...
@Lutzifer: well, i can think of two ways he knows that stuff and I'm pretty sure they don't wear shirts with a print "Hi! I have an STD!" so that leaves the obvious path...
... he's an urologist or a gynaecologist!
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 22:35 Post subject: |
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reklis FTW!
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 23:01 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Oct 2008 23:04 Post subject: |
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| gingerninjaaaaaa wrote: | Only problem now sycho, you might have to make an appointment at the doctors to check she didn't carry and std's
Only joking mate |
hahahaha
if i didnt know her i would get tested
but this is a friend ive known for years. she's clean as am I so everything's gravy |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 00:57 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 01:00 Post subject: |
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guess they didnt like that I involved your kids, sorry for going to far on that part.
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 03:36 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | LOL!
Any comments from this time on take notice, I'm celebrating.
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sure!
me, one of my smokin hot girlfriends (as in female friends) and you. that would make a fun time. Id show you what it means to be canadian
whatcha celebrating? |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 03:52 Post subject: |
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when we're not at work, Id say Canadians are generally happy people. And fuck, we know how to party man. We love partying and fucking and of course, the after sex Tim Hortons coffee
EDIT
And we fuck like rabbits...well, the ppl I know anyway. We're more european in that sense. Not the like americans where sex is taboo
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-=Cartoon=-
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 04:03 Post subject: |
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we went to dressup party the other nite...
she went as sailor moon
best sex ever i must say
pigtails = ftw
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 04:22 Post subject: |
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| Reklis wrote: | damn, you make me wanna live over there ^^
but then i switch on my tv and see those shows about people emigrating to all other the world and see their epic failures - well at least me english be enough good ^^
naah, emigration is nothing for me but i might (one day in the far far away future) go over there for a vacation or to live there for a year or some shit like that. |
man, its so easy to immigrate to canada its ridiculous. We take the ppl no other country wants. Thats a big issue here. We spend more money on immigrants than we do on Canadians which chaps my ass off
But considering you speak english and you probably have a skill (tradesmen skill, IT skills, whatever), it'd be easy for you to come here.
Fuck, we have ppl driving around who cant even speak english.
If you ever decide to move to Canada, make sure its either Toronto or Vancouver...everywhere else sucks ie nothing to do, not alot of ppl etc
T dot (toronto) and Vancouver are the happening spots |
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