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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 04:38    Post subject:
what i'd have to do is stay away from franco canadian places. why, you ask?
i had to endure 5 years of french in school and i barely passed those classes, to this very day i only now a handful of french words and sentences.
guess why i keep away from france...
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 04:42    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
what i'd have to do is stay away from franco canadian places. why, you ask?
i had to endure 5 years of french in school and i barely passed those classes, to this very day i only now a handful of french words and sentences.
guess why i keep away from france...


Montreal is a pretty fun town. Lots of good looking women and lots of ppl speak english.
But anywhere else in Quebec sucks ass (aside from the scenery).

Im not a big fan of french ppl either. half my family is french and they are assholes. assholes in terms of snobs and they think their shit doesnt stink.
I cant stand it when my french relatives (from France) come to visit. Complete jerkoffs.
My french canadian relatives arent so bad tho cause most speak english and are nice ppl.
But my relatives from france are complete cunts

edited for a TON of spelling mistakes


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 09:55    Post subject:
I bet if I did that to one of my female friends I'd get arrested. Sad What an unfair world we live in.
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 14:03    Post subject:
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I bet if I did that to one of my female friends I'd get arrested. Sad What an unfair world we live in.


did what to one of your female friends? answered the door naked?


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 15:20    Post subject:
No, show up and fuck her Laughing

Well, Syco wasn't raped Wink So there is a little difference between what you want and what Syco got Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 16:42    Post subject:
lol i get it lol

Im slow today. Im tired as fuckin ass. I dunno why. I got my 4 hours of sleep but i dunno, i could sleep all day if i want to.

But that same chick phoned me like 10 mins ago and is coming over again at lunch. She litterally works a 10 min walk away from me so she will be here by 12:03pm or so
Gunna tell her she has to fucki me today cause i have no energy....plus, i want her to ride me Very Happy
I guess she liked what she got. Some women are like that. You give em some good cock and they want more Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 16:57    Post subject:
esp when you got work to do and they just come over and it's rude to say no. it's just rude. Sad Sad Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 17:28    Post subject:
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esp when you got work to do and they just come over and it's rude to say no. it's just rude. Sad Sad Sad


lol personally, I never say no to sex...unless its with a chick that im not physically attracted to.


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 17:43    Post subject:
Laughing wouldnt you take one for the team?


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 17:59    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
esp when you got work to do and they just come over and it's rude to say no. it's just rude. Sad Sad Sad


lol personally, I never say no to sex...unless its with a chick that im not physically attracted to.


i have more than once, because i knew they were looking for a relationship and i wasnt.
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 18:00    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
Laughing wouldnt you take one for the team?


nope lol

I have to be physically attracted to a woman to have sex with her. If not, I wont get hard. She could suck it for hours and it would stay limp. Trust me, its happened before. Thats how I know Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 18:05    Post subject:
dude. The chick im with right now is so awesome. She can hold a great conversation, and shes real good looking with some awesome DD jublies Smile

I cant wait to get it on, but I wanna take my time with this one, I like spending time with her.


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 18:07    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
dude. The chick im with right now is so awesome. She can hold a great conversation, and shes real good looking with some awesome DD jublies Smile

I cant wait to get it on, but I wanna take my time with this one, I like spending time with her.


when you do fool around with her, do some titty fucking man. DD's are more than perfect for that. And I dont know about you, but tit fucking is so goddamn hot in my books. As foreplay ofcourse...not to actually cum


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 18:52    Post subject:
i never had a titty fuck Sad I feel so left out now. Laughing
Maybe tonite.


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:02    Post subject:
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i never had a titty fuck Sad I feel so left out now. Laughing
Maybe tonite.
lets cut our wrists!!! Exclamation
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:17    Post subject:
I wish! My girl likes to cut me when we fuck
That's fun. When she's on top. Eeeeep. Hahahaha.


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:27    Post subject:
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I wish! My girl likes to cut me when we fuck
That's fun. When she's on top. Eeeeep. Hahahaha.


with knifes? Or bites and scratches?
(dont like the first, love the later Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:36    Post subject:
no bitin... Very Happy
But some scratches with sharp objects... occasionally on my back with her nails when im on top Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:42    Post subject:
passion has to hurt and bleed sometimes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 19:43    Post subject:
I sleep on my back. Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Oct 2008 01:35    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
passion has to hurt and bleed sometimes Very Happy


haha yeah man Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Oct 2008 19:55    Post subject:
So she came over again today....and man, she's a freak. All I can say is lube and ass sex is fuckin great Very Happy

She's coming over tomorrow to cook dinner (her idea) and spend the night.

I dunno what her friend told her about me but I gotta thank her. Best sex ive had in a long time lol Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Oct 2008 20:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
So she came over again today....and man, she's a freak. All I can say is lube and ass sex is fuckin great Very Happy

She's coming over tomorrow to cook dinner (her idea) and spend the night.


Haha, I read that as "cock dinner" at first. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Oct 2008 03:32    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
So she came over again today....and man, she's a freak. All I can say is lube and ass sex is fuckin great Very Happy

She's coming over tomorrow to cook dinner (her idea) and spend the night.


Haha, I read that as "cock dinner" at first. Laughing


Laughing

no, thats after dinner bud. more like desert ya know? Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Oct 2008 07:19    Post subject:
so what happened after dinner? is she cumming back for desert?
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Oct 2008 10:38    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing cock dinner.

Chow down on my chowder biatch Razz

Yeah tit fucking is FTW. I tried it once before on a girl who only had something like 34 BB tits. It was like putting my cock on a washboard with 2 golf balls rolling around my cock. Kinda sucked. Time to replace those golf balls with melons Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Oct 2008 16:38    Post subject:
edweird13 wrote:
so what happened after dinner? is she cumming back for desert?


yeah man, she's my fuck buddy...well, i dunno anymore. im hoping still after my injury heals, hurts to have sex (fucked up my back, upper back/shoulder/neck area)

as for tit fucking, its not bad....but meh, once you do it a few times it gets boring. i'd rather choose one of the 3 holes...way more fun and enjoyable for all. tit fuckin is good for one thing tho, pearl necklaces lol Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Oct 2008 16:50    Post subject: Re: Nice little lunchtime surprise
SycoShaman wrote:
I went back to sleep to take a nap at 11:30am. At 12pm I hear someone knocking at the door. I got pissed cause I figured it was some door to door salesman trying to get me to get me windows cleaned.

It was one of my friends (female). And I walk around the house naked (there's a point to that remark). Anyway, I go upstairs and see this girl standing at the door (but the image is obscured cause I have that glass shit). So I stick my head outta the door and its my friend. She's like "I have an hour for lunch, you busy?" I said sure, come on in just let me go get dressed. She pushes the door open and says "that wont be nessecary(sp?)".
She jumps on me and bangs the shit outta me for like a good 45 minutes.
Gets dressed and is like "ok, gotta get back to work, ill call you later" and that was that.

I love when that kinda thing happens. Made my day Very Happy

Now Im tired again tho Sad



HAHA u sure u actually woke up and didnt dream all this Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Oct 2008 16:56    Post subject: Re: Nice little lunchtime surprise
tobycoaster wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I went back to sleep to take a nap at 11:30am. At 12pm I hear someone knocking at the door. I got pissed cause I figured it was some door to door salesman trying to get me to get me windows cleaned.

It was one of my friends (female). And I walk around the house naked (there's a point to that remark). Anyway, I go upstairs and see this girl standing at the door (but the image is obscured cause I have that glass shit). So I stick my head outta the door and its my friend. She's like "I have an hour for lunch, you busy?" I said sure, come on in just let me go get dressed. She pushes the door open and says "that wont be nessecary(sp?)".
She jumps on me and bangs the shit outta me for like a good 45 minutes.
Gets dressed and is like "ok, gotta get back to work, ill call you later" and that was that.

I love when that kinda thing happens. Made my day Very Happy

Now Im tired again tho Sad


uh yeah man, im sure i didnt dream it Rolling Eyes

maybe you dont get booty calls or have fuck buddy's, but i do. not all the time of course, but occasionally one of my female friends will want to have casual sex or fuck for a week or 2. and these girls arent whores. just we're friends, we both think we're good looking, we know we're clean so why not when you just wanna have sex with no strings? you still have a friend afterward and your satisfied because you know what the other person is capable of you know?



HAHA u sure u actually woke up and didnt dream all this Very Happy


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im crying with laughter here


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