so.. women dilema.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 23:17    Post subject: so.. women dilema.
So I got a new job right, and turns out I am the only male amongst 95 women, most of them are between 22 and 28, so far about 29 want to bang my brains out, the other ones want it too but I have fear my dick is gonna fall off after all this fucking. What do I do, I want those fucking women, I want them all, but I can only get them when I 'kick my morals' and sing to the the tune of fuck this shit, this is my moment in life, enjoy it while it lasts eh.

So yeah, what do I do eh. I mean with so many women around, its great for me right now, plenty to chose from, can take them wherever and whenever I want. Sure there's these few nutty ones that have these weird fantasies, but hey, I can go along with that eh, don't wanna pass up on all that pussy right.

But still, hoping you guys can help me with my dilema.


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Nov 2008 23:22    Post subject:
yawn, same shit from you every fucking other week, some bullshit about women and how ur so wonderful, its getting fucking boring...

Give it a rest, get out of your fucking closet you troglodyte and get fucking laid finaly.. >Smile

And start picking atleast a topic people give a shit about coming from a frustrated emo person as yourself Razz

oh and this from your avatar: "Location:- Usually talking from my arse"

Now you got a nice reply from me, it should be enough to keep ur brain interested for a short while to give it all you got back Smile What can I say im doing you a a good deed here..
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 00:15    Post subject:
Pfiemel I've had you on ignore for a long time now since my puny brain tends to overload after registering the dense walls of text of bullshit that you write on a regular basis. I just gotta ask you one thing:

is even a quarter of this shit you write real?

Thanks,

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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 00:16    Post subject:
Also:

I banged Juno.

In my mind.


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 00:26    Post subject:
I seriously hope this is a weak attempt at an ironic critique of Timechange's typical topics.


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 00:29    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 00:34    Post subject:
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49625

For those who don't get it?


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:03    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

1-1 cheese Laughing

Il get one up on you tomorrow Very Happy


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:03    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49625

For those who don't get it?


hurray. someone gets it lol


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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:31    Post subject:
this is idiotic.


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:43    Post subject:
It's a waste of brain matter. But at least it produces content for my blog farms Very Happy


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:46    Post subject:
It took a while before someone noticed the similarities, just got PM from a certain someone who saw it immediately:LOL: Hahahaha psych' hehehe:P


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 01:54    Post subject:
Love it. Keep it up Razz


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 02:29    Post subject:
Eh, why you replying, shouldn't I be on your ignore list?


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 02:51    Post subject:
don't you mean bang your brains out with a baseball bat..


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 03:05    Post subject:
Watch it mate, or I'll sick Dazz on your ass, and he don't let go:P


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 09:13    Post subject:
Since when did Nfohump turn into 90210?


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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Nov 2008 10:10    Post subject:
Cheese, you're an idiot, and stating "I'll sick Dazz on your ass" just cheapens his shtick. If I were him, I'd be on here stating something similar.

And Mutantius - Agree.


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