Smell a Sneeze
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 07:02    Post subject: Smell a Sneeze
anyone ever smelled a sneeze? my gf seems to think sneezes stink.


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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 07:16    Post subject:
Brush your teeth bro. My gay brother sneezes in the morning when he hasn't cleaned his mouth and it smells like Rosey O'Donnell's ass hole crack.
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 08:21    Post subject:
The spit and/or snot from a sneeze stinks, or at least it smells different IMO.


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 14:24    Post subject:
the cat sneezed across the room and shes like "jesus that sneeze stinks" no idea how she could smell that.


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 14:53    Post subject:
maybe she jush means that they're inadequate sneezes and she can do better. do one that will not stink?


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 15:03    Post subject:
I dont think I have ever smelt a sneeze.

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 21:46    Post subject:
Some sneezes stinks. I dunno. When I get some really big sneezes, even I can smell them.
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 21:57    Post subject:
ive never had one of my sneezes stink


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 21:59    Post subject:
I never knew you can smell them either
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Nov 2008 22:03    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I never knew you can smell them either


same here

well, unless you have a sinus infection. then they smell, but in your nose. not when you actually sneeze


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helvete




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Nov 2008 21:30    Post subject:
Maybe she's suffering from synaesthesia, her senses get mixed up, and actually smells the sound.
Though to be on the safe side you should probably burn her for being a witch.

Love this topic btw. Smile


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bringiton




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Nov 2008 23:32    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Maybe she's suffering from synaesthesia, her senses get mixed up, and actually smells the sound.


Maybe she can also taste colours Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 00:45    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Maybe she's suffering from synaesthesia, her senses get mixed up, and actually smells the sound.
Though to be on the safe side you should probably burn her for being a witch.

Love this topic btw. Smile


burn her for being a witch? Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 07:27    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
I never knew you can smell them either


same here

well, unless you have a sinus infection. then they smell, but in your nose. not when you actually sneeze



YES!!! I call it the inside of the head smell. It is gross. I noticed it one day when I rubbed my nose on my hand. I was like WTF is this stink. So ya I think a sneeze can stink altho I have never smelled mine.

I do these sinus washes, you basically shoot a squeeze bottle of water with these little packets of stuff and they clean our your sinus. Water comes shooting out the other side of your nose. It is suppose to be hygenic like brushing your teeth.
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 07:29    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Maybe she's suffering from synaesthesia, her senses get mixed up, and actually smells the sound.
Though to be on the safe side you should probably burn her for being a witch.

Love this topic btw. Smile



Before I sneeze I feel like like I am about to vomit. I don't get that tickle feeling at all, stright to vomit mode.

Do you think I have synaesthesia?
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 09:07    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
I never knew you can smell them either


same here

well, unless you have a sinus infection. then they smell, but in your nose. not when you actually sneeze



YES!!! I call it the inside of the head smell. It is gross. I noticed it one day when I rubbed my nose on my hand. I was like WTF is this stink. So ya I think a sneeze can stink altho I have never smelled mine.

I do these sinus washes, you basically shoot a squeeze bottle of water with these little packets of stuff and they clean our your sinus. Water comes shooting out the other side of your nose. It is suppose to be hygenic like brushing your teeth.


damn, I wouldnt do that.

I wont even use nasal spray. I dont fuck with my eyes or nose...nope. If I have a sinus infection/head cold, I either go to the drugstore and get sinus/cold medication or if its really bad, I go to the doc and she gives me...whatever they give you for head colds/sinus infection


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 13:01    Post subject:
Yo.

My sneezes smell. I think it's because I used to get alot of passive smoke from my Dad when I was a kid. I think my lungs are smelly cos of that.

Who knows?


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Nov 2008 16:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
helvete wrote:
Maybe she's suffering from synaesthesia, her senses get mixed up, and actually smells the sound.
Though to be on the safe side you should probably burn her for being a witch.

Love this topic btw. Smile



Before I sneeze I feel like like I am about to vomit. I don't get that tickle feeling at all, stright to vomit mode.

Do you think I have synaesthesia?


Nah you're good. Sounds like regular brain cancer, so no worries.
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Nov 2008 17:13    Post subject:
farts are NOT sneezes


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helvete




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Nov 2008 17:50    Post subject:
Who said they were? If that was the case this topic would be.. lame.. ehh nm.


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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Nov 2008 18:05    Post subject:
She's Jewish, mystery solved.


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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Nov 2008 03:30    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
She's Jewish, mystery solved.


Pistol isnt jewish...


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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Nov 2008 15:43    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
the cat sneezed across the room and shes like "jesus that sneeze stinks" no idea how she could smell that.

didn't notice the smell of my cat's sneezes, but her yawns stinks pretty bad.
heh, she prolly needs to learn to brush her teeth more often.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Dec 2008 02:50    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
the cat sneezed across the room and shes like "jesus that sneeze stinks" no idea how she could smell that.

didn't notice the smell of my cat's sneezes, but her yawns stinks pretty bad.
heh, she prolly needs to learn to brush her teeth more often.


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