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gingerninjaaaaaa
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 19:07    Post subject: How long before?
Dazz99 is "PERM BANNED?" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 19:12    Post subject:
I hope never.
If that happens, I'll suicide, and NFOHUMP WILL BE BLAMED FOR MURDER!

hi Neutral


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 19:28    Post subject:
I concur... he's urban legend Very Happy


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 20:42    Post subject: Re: How long before?
gingerninjaaaaaa wrote:
Dazz99 is "PERM BANNED?" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
probably when your mother unwraps her lips from around my big black balls


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 20:50    Post subject: Re: How long before?
Dazz99 wrote:
gingerninjaaaaaa wrote:
Dazz99 is "PERM BANNED?" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
probably when your mother unwraps her lips from around my big black balls

now the problem in this ....is ...ahem your white
or
your balls are nasty dirty from some shit ...

dirty ball dude eeewww wash yourself man
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 20:56    Post subject:
dunno wtf you're talking about but i'm a big black man and my balls are mighty fine


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 20:57    Post subject: Re: How long before?
Dazz99 wrote:
gingerninjaaaaaa wrote:
Dazz99 is "PERM BANNED?" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
probably when your mother unwraps her lips from around my big black balls


Brown dazz.

Shit smeared balls are brown, not black. But then again, who knows if you can differentiate in between the two colors? I mean, something like that would require an average IQ, and all the cum in between you ears left from you uncles ear fucking you makes such a thing impossible.

Ahh now I feel better.
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 21:14    Post subject:
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and all the cum in between you ears left from you uncles ear fucking you makes such a thing impossible.


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I mean, something like that would require an average IQ


Ahh now I feel better.


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 21:44    Post subject:
stfu


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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 21:44    Post subject:
rly


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cnZ
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 21:58    Post subject:
big black balls


yes
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 3rd Dec 2008 22:06    Post subject:
oh, a cock and balls thread, and i m not invited? Laughing
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 00:06    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
oh, a cock and balls thread, and i m not invited? Laughing
Didnt know you floated that way mate Very Happy
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 00:07    Post subject:
2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

And 2 or 3 egg whites

a half a stick of butter

melt it

Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls

sniff sniff sniff

Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin

Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!

Oooh

suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WHOO!! WHOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

(clapping)

thank you, thank you
here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 01:15    Post subject:
I don't know why they composed the lyrics that way. Shit covered testicles aren't salty, but more like pasty sweetish. The stench is disgusting tho.


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 01:26    Post subject:
you re on a somewhat disgustingly funny streak of thought there, tainted. Experienced a brown-out lately? Very Happy
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 02:06    Post subject:
Well when its smeared all over your face the color is more black than brown. Another mystery of scatology that I must explore further Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 02:29    Post subject:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 08:20    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad


No. No it wouldn't.


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:12    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad


No. No it wouldn't.
Pussy.Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:16    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad


No. No it wouldn't.


i second that

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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:16    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad


No. No it wouldn't.
Pussy.Very Happy


Yes please Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:18    Post subject:
i second that as well
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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:30    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This thread would be better with pictures Sad



So take a few pics of yourself in various naughty positions mentioned above and post em here... Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 09:39    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:


No. No it wouldn't.
Pussy.Very Happy


Yes please Very Happy


Fine. Combo time Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 13:29    Post subject:
The funny part is, Dazz isnt black....he said it in a thread one time. Just like he isnt gay or bi.
He's the definition of shit disturber.

He can be funny sometimes...but most times, hes rude and treats ppl badly.

Arguing is one thing. Calling ppl very rude names, insulting their nationality/creed/ethnic background is a whole next level.

I dont mind him if he cools down. Still argue/debate with ppl. Just no childish immature crap. It totally ruins the debate.


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 13:30    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
oh, a cock and balls thread, and i m not invited? Laughing


Your always invited to my cock and balls party bud. But Im the Top lol Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Dec 2008 17:50    Post subject:
Very Happy hahah


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