[XBOX360] Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard [R]
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009 18:12    Post subject: [XBOX360] Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard [R]
Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard



  • Official web page: LINK
  • Publisher: D3 Publishing
  • Developer: Vicious Cycle
  • Genre: Action
  • Release date: US 3-Mar-2009 / UK 13-Mar-2009

  • Story:
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    In the world of Eat Lead, however, everything stops being a game and becomes reality when it is clear that Wally is using the new game to bring about Matt’s death once and for all. With only the mysterious “QA” to help him, Matt must fight against zombies, cowboys, space marines and more to keep his game from being over.

    With an original storyline by 2008 Writers Guild of America Videogame Writing Award winner, Dave Ellis, Eat Lead’s unique blend of comedy and action will provide gamers with a shooter experience like no other where hardcore gunfire may kill their enemies, but laughs may bust our bellies.


  • Features:
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  • Award Winning Comedic Storyline – Written by 2008 Writer’s Guild Award winner, Dave Ellis, Eat Lead is a side-splitting ingenious storyline and setting that’s never been explored before in the shooter genre. Both Will Arnett and Neil Patrick Harris deliver perfectly timed punch lines that will make gamers laugh in hilarity with their solid voice performance as Matt Hazard and Wallace Wellesley.
  • Spoofed Retro Characters Fight Back – Help classic videogame stars such as Master Chef and Captain Carpenter redeem their dignity against enemy foes like Sting Sniperscope and Sonny Tang and get to the bottom of why all these iconic characters’ worlds converge.
  • Intense Combat Action – Attack enemies with everything from plasma rifles, to sniper rifles and old-west six shooters, the sniper rifle turret, or use a number of different interactive melee moves to help Matt destroy Wally’s legion of back-catalogue videogame characters.
  • Unique Level Design – An expansive level environment design reflects years of videogame history in a next-gen package including levels that are radically transformed via precisely timed “hack effects” to challenge Matt Hazard with new scenarios throughout each battle.
  • Strategic Point-and-Cover System – Eat Lead uses a strategic point and cover system that allows gamers to go far beyond simply hiding behind walls when they can move up to, over, between, and around any cover objects with a fluidity never before seen in a game.
  • Intelligent Physics System – Eat Lead makes use of the intelligent physics system that includes destructible items and smart objects, where items can be destroyed or moved to blow through cover or act as temporary safe havens throughout the game environment.


  • Previews / Reviews: Game Rankings
  • Screenshots: IGN
  • Trailers: Gametrailers


A video game parody... it looks promising.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009 18:27    Post subject:
The games themselves are parodies nowadays, just hope it will be a decent distraction.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009 18:31    Post subject:
Looks like another 5/10 game.
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009 19:37    Post subject:
looks fun
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 20:38    Post subject:
Eat_Lead_Return_Of_Matt_Hazard_XBOX360-REV0

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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 21:16    Post subject:
RF?
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 21:21    Post subject:
Rev0 presents...
Eat Lead Return Of Matt Hazard XBOX360-REV0
iXtreme compatible
Date: 02/26/09 Good Kreon
System: XBOX360 Region Free
Region: USA Stealth Patched


Worth a disc though Confused


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 21:29    Post subject:
looks funny
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 22:01    Post subject:
I'll not download this until some of you guys report on it, it might either be awesome or an epic fail... not gonna waste a verb without some short reviews from my good unbiased nforce buddies Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 22:31    Post subject:
Xenthalon wrote:
I'll not download this until some of you guys report on it, it might either be awesome or an epic fail... not gonna waste a verb without some short reviews from my good unbiased nforce buddies Razz
Bah, its not like you're buying it Razz

http://www.gametrailers.com/game/10343.html

quite some few gameplay trailers.
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 22:55    Post subject:
looks really funny but I'm concerned about the gameplay
though might still play it for the inside jokes on the games Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009 23:39    Post subject:
gameplay is rotten,simple
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 00:22    Post subject:
This pic did make me lol.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 00:37    Post subject:
Funny but the gfx?. The first level are full of "jaggies" and "lowres" textures (xbox 1 level?)


gonna play it for the "game" jokes.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 00:40    Post subject:
Yeah yeah gfx this gfx that, what about gameplay/story?


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 01:24    Post subject:
This'll probably be a good candidate for a Duke replacement since that'll never be released lol. Gonna give it a try, I like the idea of the game.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 02:17    Post subject:
Games ok
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 02:37    Post subject:
ok like in 21/100 ,or ok i am fucking bored i only need stuff to shoot OK

or ok means, ok its a ok crap
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 06:51    Post subject:
i guess the humor is acceptable for a b grade game title, but seriously is this nonsense what is considered funny, the gameplay is run of the mill, think stranglehold/bourne conspiracy without the cool moves or slo mo, aiming is a bitch and this is the last I will be seeing of the game.
Garbage pickup is tomorrow, so anyone wants to grab a free copy, just check in my dumpster!!!


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 07:44    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DOWNLOADED THIS PIECE OF COLOSSAL FUCKING SHIT!!!!

My review:

not even worth the $1 verb

crappy gfx, boring action, zero blood, crappy ai = total fucking garbage. the existence of games like this make me happy I have burned every x360 game I own. I almost feel like emailing the publisher and asking for a refund on the blank disc I wasted.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 08:57    Post subject:
come on that pic is not needed someone get rid of it im eating my breakfast ffs.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 09:19    Post subject:
m0dm0use wrote:
come on that pic is not needed someone get rid of it im eating my breakfast ffs.


1) it's still night in this part of the world
2) yes it's needed to keep people from burning this piece of shit


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 09:21    Post subject:
m0dm0use wrote:
come on that pic is not needed someone get rid of it im eating my breakfast ffs.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 09:24    Post subject:
lol, I guess EU is waking up now? Razz 3:17AM here


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 09:26    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol, I guess EU is waking up now? Razz 3:17AM here
yeah, I just woke up. 09:18 (on my 24 hour clock Razz ) Its in the morning, so guess it would be pm Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 10:18    Post subject:
nouse don't post stuff like that again, theres other ways to express your opinion without being an inconsiderate ass.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 10:44    Post subject:
Is anyone else getting the 404 error on abgx with this? I see it listed on ABGX's database so I dont understand why its not found during the check?? I checked a different game to be sure it was working and all went well..
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 14:17    Post subject:
if you get something for nothing or at least a cost of a disc which are so cheap you should download every 360 game don't complain in such horrid ways, I've get to play this my expectations are low since its D3 publishing it after the mistake of Onechabara I lost my excitement for this game but then I remember Dark Sector which was decent and fun.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 17:05    Post subject:
post from other forum:

Just beat the game... pretty humorous, in a mostly pg-13 way. Its not blue blood, btw, its blue digital code cause your in "the game world". Lotsa different cool things in it that were memorable. HUGE achievements, too by the way. I have like 750 already just for beating it on normal. (You literally get an achievement for pausing the game, or watching the credits.... 60 gamerpoints for watching 3 minutes of credits). But there were a bunch of weird little glitches, nothing that really affected gameplay, but kinda made me think this might be a prerelease build. Anyways, its about 7 or 8 hours of fun, worth playing once at least (arent any reasons to play twice tho) 7.5 outta 10
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Feb 2009 17:16    Post subject:
not a pre release build just a shit game
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