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 Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 05:41 Post subject: Stalin VS Martians |
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http://www.stalinvsmartians.com/en/index.html
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http://www.stalinvsmartians.com/en/faq.html
Vopros: Is that true that the game is developed by three studios?
Otvet: Yeah. Not one, not four, but exactly three. Its a long story why it happened this way and, what is important, you don't really need to know it.
Vopros: Stalin was a terrible tyrant with bloodstained hands. How can you make such a game around that?
Otvet: We can talk for hours about Stalin and all the controversies that surround him. We're Russians and we possibly know the subject better than you. But all this talk doesn't make any sense, you know, at all. Accept Stalin vs. Martians as a montypythonesque humor or get out.
Vopros: Can we play as Stalin himself?
Otvet: Yes, but not from the start. Stalin is our commander and he gives us orders. Closer to the grand finale he will appear on the battlefield as a playable unit - a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life.
Vopros: Is that a late April Fool's Day joke?
Otvet: We used to make jokes not only at the first day of April, but all the time. We do understand that you can't understand how anything like Stalin vs. Martians can exist. But the game is real. It is in development, it will be released, you can buy it and drool on it for months. That's what makes the project THAT important. It is here and now, and it is absolutely unique.
Vopros: You say that Stalin vs. Martians is probably the best real-time strategy title of the year. Are you serious?
Otvet: C'mon, don't be so boring. Of course we're serious.
Vopros: I can see that some of the martian units resemble the characters from other games.
Otvet: It is no coincidence. Well, most of the time. Stalin vs. Martians is not only a kitsch (check Wikipedia for this word if you're from Iowa), but also a parody. Sort of.
Vopros: What's your inspiration?
Otvet: Vodka, samovar, borscht and pirogi.
Vopros: If you were Stalin for one day, what would you do?
Otvet: Your mom!
Vopros: I've heard from somewhere that this game is actually funded by KGB.
Otvet: If it was funded by KGB, we'd be millionaires without even releasing anything! That's how the government funding works in Russia.
Vopros: Are you communists?
Otvet: Don't be stupid, all Russians are communists!
Vopros: How would you spend your money if the game is a tremendous commercial success?
Otvet: Well, like all the rich Russians do. First, we'd buy a property in London. We really like Kensington and Knightsbridge.
Vopros: Your game is basically like Red Alert 3. The same shit. What's the difference?
Otvet: Since our production budget is 1 zillion times lower than the budget of Red Alert 3, we think it is actually a compliment.
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 07:58 Post subject: |
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at least people still have sense of humour these days
that FAQ gave me one big smile before going to bed! Will read it again in the morning
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 08:46 Post subject: |
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The vid for the game is hilarious
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 09:16 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 09:22 Post subject: |
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and iNatan says there's no more passion in games 
>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ♪ Viva La Vida ♪ <<<<<< <<<<< <<<<<< <<<
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 09:34 Post subject: |
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What a disturbing trailer.
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 10:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 10:22 Post subject: |
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Saw the trailer..Did that realy happen ?
No seriosly...I am scared...It was a giant dancing...yeahh...you know....
The whole humor reminded me or Raving Rabbits in a way - the bunny facts commersials..
Fact one - Stalin is no good at creating communistic society-but he can dance!
Otherwise the game looked like they were going to make another generic WW 2 strategy, but after they saw that it would turn into nothing more then "one of the many" they got deppresed and started dropping Acid or something in the middle of the development cycle....That can explain why the aliens are so colorful and half of them look like the result of the forbiden love a sea cuccomber had for a mushroom...
Still..I have to addmit it got me interested...Will try it when it comes in April...
Last edited by Razkolnikov on Wed, 11th Mar 2009 12:04; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 11:10 Post subject: |
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That it is probably the best trailer for any video game ever. I really want to buy it, in hopes that the briefing screens feature dancing Stalin.
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 12:26 Post subject: |
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DANCE COMRADE DANCE, PONEL?
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 13:18 Post subject: |
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what the fuck ?
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 13:38 Post subject: |
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nice music in the trailer
yes
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| Posted: Wed, 11th Mar 2009 13:45 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Mar 2009 04:16 Post subject: |
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http://www.vimeo.com/1223566 this will appear in the game
the video's made by the director of saul of the mole men, which also features the blonde chick and more of the same excellent retro-low budget-psychedelic cheese.
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| Posted: Mon, 16th Mar 2009 22:20 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 06:39 Post subject: |
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Day one purchase. Sounds like it's on Steam, so I'll get it there.
Correcting people since 2007 even if they're not wrong.
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 10:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 25th Mar 2009 12:48 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | http://www.gametrailers.com/player/47096.html
I am in shock and awe just.. what the fuck is going through the developers' mind? |
Lots of Vodka
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| Posted: Wed, 25th Mar 2009 13:21 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 25th Mar 2009 17:05 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | http://www.gametrailers.com/player/47096.html
I am in shock and awe just.. what the fuck is going through the developers' mind? |
this is gonna be the first rts that i'm gonna touch after red alert 1. i don't really care how good the game is gonna be, because i don't care for the genre. i just want it to be full of these awesome videos.
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| Posted: Wed, 25th Mar 2009 17:17 Post subject: |
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So buying this game after hearing the "Stalinator" song.
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| Posted: Wed, 29th Apr 2009 15:31 Post subject: |
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| besthijacker wrote: | at least people still have sense of humour these days
that FAQ gave me one big smile before going to bed! Will read it again in the morning |
Did you knock one off because of reading this?
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| Posted: Wed, 29th Apr 2009 18:48 Post subject: |
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Stalin vs Martians-SKIDROW
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| Posted: Wed, 29th Apr 2009 23:16 Post subject: |
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