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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Mar 2009 22:51    Post subject: The Official The Onion "News" Thread


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NICE!
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Mar 2009 01:10    Post subject:
Onion stuff pwns Very Happy
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comments pwn =D
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 02:50    Post subject:
haha lol moar pliz
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 07:06    Post subject:
Fuck me ... The Onion has been around for a long damn time ... like wake the fuck up people and realize it's satire. The comments on Youtube call suggest that mass sterilization in the US may be necessary.

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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Mar 2009 09:37    Post subject:
Is it a TV show? Because they have awful lots of actors and sets.
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 04:15    Post subject:
http://www.theonion.com/ one of the best sites on the net
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 16:02    Post subject:
Well that really could be a serious news program.. in the US.

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 16:30    Post subject:
hahahahahaha Very Happy We need a special onion thread to keep us up-to-date HAHAHA

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 16:42    Post subject:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 21:02    Post subject:
My personal favourite: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 21:04    Post subject:
Love it how they make it sound all serious Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 21:11    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q_iqrvnC_4&feature=channel <- mumbambu LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Keep reading the subtitles on the bottom Laughing "Aid to Norway also in question" Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 21:12    Post subject:
Title changed to reflect the nature of the thread. Smile
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Oh god Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Apr 2009 14:21    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cgHEWG-BA

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Another one Very Happy

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snip


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Hehehehe. The Onion rules Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Apr 2009 23:28    Post subject:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists?utm_source=a-section

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You forgot: http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Apr 2009 00:28    Post subject:
You guys saw the movie?
THE ONION MOVIE
I guess so, but any way Smile.
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Apr 2009 00:41    Post subject:
CaptainCox wrote:
You guys saw the movie?
THE ONION MOVIE
I guess so, but any way Smile.

Yep! Funny stuff (:
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"Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable"


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"GTA doesn't teach kids about the emotional side of murdering whores" Laughing
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This is a good one..

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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Apr 2009 04:55    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Is it a TV show? Because they have awful lots of actors and sets.


nah, just a very popular website here. I "know" one of the owners (of the site). He's a mod over at another site I used to be a member of, he's a very talented photographer.
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 05:10    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Apr 2009 07:23    Post subject:
They actually just started prohibiting cigarettes in prison, so there was an actual price jump. Who knows, maybe there is more truth to the onion this time than there usually is Smile

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