Huge Spider in Afghanistan
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:05    Post subject: Huge Spider in Afghanistan


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:11    Post subject:
my brain would literally melt and all sort of feces will come out of my eyeballs if I ever see one up close IRL tbh
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:21    Post subject:
eh, the bigger they are, the more satisfying the squish they make when stepped on Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:23    Post subject:
A Brits accidentally brought one of those home. It killed the family dog and they had to close down the neighborhood and search for it. Posted a link a year or two ago.


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:28    Post subject:
FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:32    Post subject:
Imagine one of these in your house Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:33    Post subject:
No.

I refuse!
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:37    Post subject:
Its a camel spider isn't it? There was a post not so long ago on here about them.

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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:45    Post subject:
I posted info on these a while ago now, they are a form of camel spider but before anyone perks in they are not spiders perse' but part of the spider family of arachnids thingies doofer type creatures lol..

they run fast as well Razz can keep up with a human.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:48    Post subject:
Technically not a spider but a Solifugae. Also I doubt it could kill anything with venom as it don't have any or has no way to inhject it. There practically harmless.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:54    Post subject:
Jesus Christ! I'd take a machete to it. Better yet, since its in Afghanistan, I'd find a soldier and get him to blow it away with his automatic.....

Scary ass insects......Mad




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:54    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
No.

I refuse!

Laughing Likewise man lol. I run scared shitless whenever I see a cockroach in my house, and I'm a big guy (it's a funny sight to see me do that Laughing ).

But yeah, these things, whatever they are, are fucking scary!
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:56    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
No.

I refuse!

Laughing Likewise man lol. I run scared shitless whenever I see a cockroach in my house, and I'm a big guy (it's a funny sight to see me do that Laughing ).

But yeah, these things, whatever they are, are fucking scary!


Cockroach?! I'd fuck run OUT of my house if I ever saw one in my house....seriously.

Spiders, Bee's, Wasp's and Cockroaches I don't fuck with man....oh, and centipedes


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 22:59    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
No.

I refuse!

Laughing Likewise man lol. I run scared shitless whenever I see a cockroach in my house, and I'm a big guy (it's a funny sight to see me do that Laughing ).

But yeah, these things, whatever they are, are fucking scary!


Same, bud, same. Spiders, bees, wasps, any kind of insect that can attack; I freak the fuck out >>

Should've seen me today. Huge ass bee comes flying into my flat, there's me chasing it around the bloody room with my KEYBOARD hoping to whack it like a friggin' baseball Laughing

Hate 'em.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:09    Post subject:
Nah, bees (the small ones) don't scare me. I usually know if I don't bother them, they don't bother me. They are not aggressive. But the bigger ones (not sure how they are called, the ones that are really fat, sometimes black/yellow, sometimes black only), fuck that, I usually stay away.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:15    Post subject:
You should not kill bee's or wasp these days, they are under thread, dying out really bad.
In the uk where i am there used to be shit loads of them, I've seen 1 bee this yeah in my house, i put it in a cup and let it out the window, i never kill any types of spiders,bees etc.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:17    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Nah, bees (the small ones) don't scare me. I usually know if I don't bother them, they don't bother me. They are not aggressive. But the bigger ones (not sure how they are called, the ones that are really fat, sometimes black/yellow, sometimes black only), fuck that, I usually stay away.


Dude, bee's love to sting me. I swear, they fuckin attack me for no reason. I HATE them.

Last year my bud found a mid sized bee's nest in one of his tree's in his backyard. We burned that motherfucker down! Asshole bee's! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:22    Post subject:
I squash even big roaches but the sight of them creeps THE SHIT out of me same goes for all insects I got a massive insect phobia, roaches I can kill, tiny spiders too, but anything bigger than 2.5" makes me go insane
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:26    Post subject:
You have bigger than 2.5" (6.3 fucking cm) insects in your house? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Apr 2009 23:30    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You have bigger than 2.5" (6.3 fucking cm) insects in your house? Laughing


Was thinking the same thing.....Laughing He must live in the fuckin Rain Forest or something man lol Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 01:52    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
iNatan wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
No.

I refuse!

Laughing Likewise man lol. I run scared shitless whenever I see a cockroach in my house, and I'm a big guy (it's a funny sight to see me do that Laughing ).

But yeah, these things, whatever they are, are fucking scary!


Cockroach?! I'd fuck run OUT of my house if I ever saw one in my house....seriously.

Spiders, Bee's, Wasp's and Cockroaches I don't fuck with man....oh, and centipedes


I take it you wouldn't like to find this monster in your house then:

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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 02:27    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I squash even big roaches but the sight of them creeps THE SHIT out of me same goes for all insects I got a massive insect phobia, roaches I can kill, tiny spiders too, but anything bigger than 2.5" makes me go insane

same x_x

luckily the insects in sweden are pretty small Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:01    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
iNatan wrote:

Laughing Likewise man lol. I run scared shitless whenever I see a cockroach in my house, and I'm a big guy (it's a funny sight to see me do that Laughing ).

But yeah, these things, whatever they are, are fucking scary!


Cockroach?! I'd fuck run OUT of my house if I ever saw one in my house....seriously.

Spiders, Bee's, Wasp's and Cockroaches I don't fuck with man....oh, and centipedes


I take it you wouldn't like to find this monster in your house then:

Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:07    Post subject:
Damnit, AM, that centipede is NASTY !!!

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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:13    Post subject:
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i wonder why? Laughing

speakin of which, i'd like to have at least one of this creatures in my house so they hunt rest of the mices, yes i got freakin mice infestation and no poison to kill it, can't buy it in the store at least, but i caught 4 of them fuckers with my bear hands
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:21    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
speakin of which, i'd like to have at least one of this creatures in my house so they hunt rest of the mices, yes i got freakin mice infestation and no poison to kill it, can't buy it in the store at least, but i caught 4 of them fuckers with my bear hands


get a kitty Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:23    Post subject:
i'd love to but my gf is alergic

ouuh fuck, me wants one Laughing

Largest centipede

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Scolopendra gigantea, also known as the Amazonian giant centipede, is the largest existing species of centipede in the world, reaching over 30 cm (12 in) in length. It is known to eat bats, catching them in midflight[15], as well as rodents and spiders. The now extinct Euphoberia, was the largest centipede, growing up to 1 m (39 in) in length. There are rumors stating that the Galápagos Islands giant centipede can reach sizes of up to 60 cm (24 in), although these rumours may result from the rarity of the particular centipede. Captive Galapagos centipedes don't often exceed 20 cm (7.9 in) in body length.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:26    Post subject:
That bitch in the spoiler looks like it's gonna pounce me and burrow in my spine !

P.S.: @ Mortibus: Use mouse traps and torture the prisoners !
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 03:28    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
That bitch in the spoiler looks like it's gonna pounce me and burrow in my spine !

P.S.: @ Mortibus: Use mouse traps and torture the prisoners !


tried that too fuckers are uber smart and don't even come close Razz

now another one for your liking, srsly this one made my skin crawl a bit Laughing

Giant Centipede VS Tarantula

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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2009 04:36    Post subject:
We used to have house centipedes in our house. They were scary at first but once you kill a few, it's not so scary. They do run very fast.


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