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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 15:44    Post subject: shit
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3874588672/tt1259571

this fucking movie and the whole saga is shit and it's only for 13 years old girls who just started feeling that tickle down there
seriously look at that pic and the photoshopped bodies it's very clear that it's shooped, get in shape or gtfo
faggots
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 15:51    Post subject:
HAHAHAH!

Looks fucking ridiculous Laughing So what will the movie be about? The protagonist turns gay? Laughing
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 16:29    Post subject:
Use existing thread!
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53362

EDIT: Oh, and yea thats totally gay


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Acer




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 16:34    Post subject:
MMMM, steaming heap of girly men. The second one has all the gay potential to be even better than the first one.
I'm waiting in line dressed as Edward to score tickets for the premier!!!!!


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 17:03    Post subject:
Stephanie Meyer, the author of this trash, said in an interview that she's never read Dracula. No wonder she doesn't give a fuck about the vampire genre ... fucking mormon whore.

btw, this is fun ... seems these movies drive one of the CHUD guys batshit


http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1337/A-Nice-Hard-Slap---Fuck-This-Face.html
http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1388/A-Nice-Hard-Slap---Fuck-This-Face-II-Fuck-This-Face-Harder.html
http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1499/Fuck-this-Face-III-Fuck-Face-with-a-Vengeance.html
http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1629/FUCK-THIS-FACE-LIVE-FREE-OR-FUCK-THIS-FACE-AND-DIE.html


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 17:44    Post subject:
I read 2 of her books. I was midway through the third one before I gave up. Inspired me to not go see the movie =/


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 17:52    Post subject:
Post of the Year©

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Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?

No, but it's on the list. I should've read that one a long time ago, but right now I can't read any vampire novels. I tried, after I wrote Twilight, to read The Historian, because it was the big thing that summer. But I can't read other people's vampires. If it's too close [to my writing], I get upset; if it's too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.


It's on the list? IT'S ON THE FUCKING LIST? You can't read other people's vampires? OK, you are a fucking moron. No I didn't misspell Mormon. I am of the belief that reading the cornerstone vampire novel is required in order to be allowed to write anything having to do with vampires. Let me remind you, vampires are tired as fuck and if I had my druthers there would be a ten year moratorium on anything zombie or vampire related in all media but IF YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN MY DAY WITH A VAMPIRE NOVEL... at least read two of the four vital vampire novels [stuff like Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Salem's Lot, Bunnicula, and Irreversible: The Pop-Up Book]. That Stephanie Meyer hasn't read Bram Stoker's book is more offensive than her thinly-veiled Mormon propaganda machine coursing through her pages, blood, and infected fan base. Doesn't read other people's vampires... as if her shit is some pure work that can't be tainted by things like originality, talent, and the actual hard work that made her franchise possible.


Stupid fucking bitch and her stupid fucking bullshit novels. Fuck her face. Fuck it hard. Preferably with a crowbar.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th May 2009 17:55    Post subject:
Never heard of the books or the movie when it came out. Heard about it from one of my staff, she is nuts for it. Her eyes glaze over when she talks about. She is 17. So I watched a screener. BAD MOVIE!!! Like those romance novels it has a lot of bad relationship traits. Like lets date some guy who is obsessed with you and perhaps my try to kill you.
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bringiton




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th May 2009 14:58    Post subject:
Watched the movie with my girl, now she absolutely loves it, fuck. I didn't know this before, she neither, and now she has read all the books and is all fond of this...
And she is 22 :/

Hopefully it's just a hype with this Twilight shit and will die away soon...


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