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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 03:11    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
EPIC WALL OF TEXT


tl;dr ;D
there we go! One of Syco's famous long posts Very Happy (no offense bro, I actually did read it and it amused me pretty good Very Happy)


Animal Mother wrote:
At least try to look at sex from a perspective other then your own. Losing your virginity at 12 isn't exactly something to be proud of in my opinion, and it also doesn't make you an authority on sex.


My opinion exactly.


Banging a pornstar is one thing (seriously? I wouldn't give a fuck if she's been fucked ten thousand times - The male mind has a nice trick for that... supression! Or do any of you think about the former boyfriends of your girls and in which ways they might have banged them?)
I don't think most of us get into the luxury position that your girlfriend is a virgin Very Happy (which I wouldn't wanna have anyway - I prefer women who know what they're doing but then again: I don't think about where they learned it.)
So much to that.
But even _if_ I could bang a pornstar I wouldn't let them publish it or at least make my face unrecognizable Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 15:06    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:



I mean, losing your virginity to a porn star (who's been fucked more than those who are insured by AIG) is not something to brag about imo.
So fuck, I would have at least had sex with a nice, high price, clean, escort (not some street walker or anything...I'm talking the 1G/H or more chicks....they are clean, tested reg and will do almost anything....and things they "won't do"...well, they will if you "tip" them an extra 500).


and those escorts havent been fucked alot? she is tested as well for sure and i dont think they make a movie everyday, or even every week


It's very different how much pornstars work. Usually they have very intense periods with a scene a day for over a month and then they relax a while and do something else(some are strippers or escorts or whatever).
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 15:25    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Syco you're being so judgemental in this thread it's actually rather bigoted, I would have expected more from you. Your response is just the typical macho, chauvinistic, reaction of any other male off the street.

At least try to look at sex from a perspective other then your own. Losing your virginity at 12 isn't exactly something to be proud of in my opinion, and it also doesn't make you an authority on sex.

Agree completely, sorry Syco.

JeanPerrier wrote:
i dont think they make a movie everyday, or even every week

Depends, but usually porn stars, especially the more famous ones, that make a lot of money, do only concentrated efforts, then take a few months off. So they film a few films for a week, get paid and take a few months off. Smile

Edit: Oops, didn't read zipfero's reply. Cheers! Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 17:11    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I last SO LONG the first time I had sex. So long.


This had me laughing out loud. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Can you please shut the fuck up? Your entire post is obnoxious and ridiculous not to mention ALL your impromptu camp fire forum stories are to begin with.
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2009 22:03    Post subject:
hahahahahaha quality
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 00:23    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I last SO LONG the first time I had sex. So long.


This had me laughing out loud. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Can you please shut the fuck up? Your entire post is obnoxious and ridiculous not to mention ALL your impromptu camp fire forum stories are to begin with.


LOL, yeah same with this:

wgem wrote:
I actually lasted embarrassingly long my first time. Confused she came early and started to get sore. I ended up not finishing..


She probably just faked it so you'd get the fuck off her! You talk as if a girl can only come once during sex, if she'd really been enjoying it that much she would have had at least one more orgasm.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 00:35    Post subject:
Guys.

It *is* Syco. Very Happy Wink


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 01:25    Post subject:
epic lulz


8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 01:33    Post subject:
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She probably just faked it so you'd get the fuck off her! You talk as if a girl can only come once during sex, if she'd really been enjoying it that much she would have had at least one more orgasm.
Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 03:06    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Guys.

It *is* Syco. Very Happy Wink


That's exactly the problem. Laughing

The guy comes off as a conceited bastard who takes pride in sharing self loathing stories.

Look at his previous post, shit has so many quotable that hurt my stomach I lost count.

I will stop now because he's going to tell me I'm provoking him or that I can't comprehend him.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 05:45    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
wgem wrote:
I actually lasted embarrassingly long my first time. Confused she came early and started to get sore. I ended up not finishing..


She probably just faked it so you'd get the fuck off her! You talk as if a girl can only come once during sex, if she'd really been enjoying it that much she would have had at least one more orgasm.

Depends on how long "embararssingly long" actually was.
2hrs? Yep, probably faked it.
5 minutes? Yep probably faked it.
Something in between that? May or may not have been faked by her.
But seriously? Who gives a damn about his first time. I'm pretty sure for most people it wasn't that great. I mean, of course it's a great feeling but then again you have like no idea what you're doing and all so... and it's over sooner than you wish ;D
I certainly remember my first time but I don't "worship" it like some other dudes do...
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 16:14    Post subject:
Same here, my first time I was drunk, it didn't last that long and the girl was only average in appearance. I just find these 'cyber studs' to be rather pathetic.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 17:55    Post subject:
My first time i was a two pump chump, and i tried to keep going. (She wont notice) LMAO. God i was embarrassed. But first times are always a gong show.

And i guess under sycos logic, i was fapping to much,and i probably was. I was a horny little hormone saturated teenager. I couldn't keep my hands off myself. LMAO. I fucking cringe when i have to go down and see my 14 year old son and his door is closed. I always knock, and give him a few seconds just in case. Smile


Jenni wrote:
I drunk. I don't fucking care!
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 18:20    Post subject:
You guys do know that Syco will explode on you when sees all the negativity? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 18:46    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Same here, my first time I was drunk, it didn't last that long and the girl was only average in appearance. I just find these 'cyber studs' to be rather pathetic.

i don't think wgem was trying to come off as a stud. there's nothing wrong with his story, if his girl had enough experience to be able to enjoy herself.
i lasted quite a while the first time too (couldn't finish, actually). but that's only because it sucked. neither of us enjoyed it so we stopped after about an hour, because it was pretty obvious that the whole thing wasn't going anywhere Laughing

anyway, i haven't heard of any really successful stories for that first sex encounter, neither from men nor from women.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 19:57    Post subject:
Trust me, if the girl had that much experience she would have been able to get him off easily. Not let him keep pumping for an 'embarrassingly long' time until she got sore. Rolling Eyes


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 20:12    Post subject:
ah, come on, man. we don't know the circumstances, etc. i don't see any reason to doubt his story. it's not like there are any chicks around here that would jump into his arms because of him presumably lasting longer that first time or anything, hehe
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 20:37    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
ah, come on, man. we don't know the circumstances, etc. i don't see any reason to doubt his story. it's not like there are any chicks around here that would jump into his arms because of him presumably lasting longer that first time or anything, hehe


Do you really have no grasp of even the basics of human psychology? Since when has boasting needed any incentive other then self-assurance.

You go on believing everything that comes out of someone's mouth, that blanket of ignorance must be real comfy.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 20:44    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You guys do know that Syco will explode on you when sees all the negativity? Razz


I don't really think anyone cares except for those that constantly give him a free pass for his bullshit.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 20:58    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
lhzr wrote:
ah, come on, man. we don't know the circumstances, etc. i don't see any reason to doubt his story. it's not like there are any chicks around here that would jump into his arms because of him presumably lasting longer that first time or anything, hehe

Do you really have no grasp of even the basics of human psychology? Since when has boasting needed any incentive other then self-assurance.

You go on believing everything that comes out of someone's mouth, that blanket of ignorance must be real comfy.

as i was sayin', his post didn't seem like bragging to me. what he said isn't that much of a big deal, so i don't see why you have to pick on it.

can't you relax, at least from time to time? why do you feel the need to take apart every little thing someone says? it's not like you discrediting his story puts you higher on some imaginary value scale. or is it? what's that you were saying about self-assurance, btw?
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2009 22:30    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
lhzr wrote:
ah, come on, man. we don't know the circumstances, etc. i don't see any reason to doubt his story. it's not like there are any chicks around here that would jump into his arms because of him presumably lasting longer that first time or anything, hehe

Do you really have no grasp of even the basics of human psychology? Since when has boasting needed any incentive other then self-assurance.

You go on believing everything that comes out of someone's mouth, that blanket of ignorance must be real comfy.

as i was sayin', his post didn't seem like bragging to me. what he said isn't that much of a big deal, so i don't see why you have to pick on it.

can't you relax, at least from time to time? why do you feel the need to take apart every little thing someone says? it's not like you discrediting his story puts you higher on some imaginary value scale. or is it? what's that you were saying about self-assurance, btw?


I wouldn't have mentioned it again until you decided to bring it up and defend him. I made one post about it, that's hardly 'picking on it'.

I don't feel the 'need' to do anything on this forum, I do it simply because it entertains me. Whereas some people enjoy posting random bullshit (e.g. CnZ), it has nothing to do with some imaginary value scale or other nonsense. I guess defending grown men from the dangers of the 'internets' is what entertains you, so be it.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:11    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You guys do know that Syco will explode on you when sees all the negativity? Razz


Nah, doesn't bother me. I understand AM's point of view. And like I've told you before Leo, you know how some of the people here are.

@AM

As for the 12 year old thing....yeah, I am proud. Got me a 14 year old highschool chick. Fuck, you would have done it.
But as for the rest, I disagree, but I respect your opinion

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@Leo
As for Kamel, doesn't matter what I post, the fuckin guy follows me around and attacks me. What he says makes as much an impact on me as what some Chinese dude ate for lunch. Guy is a straight up hater, plain and simple.
Hence the reason I don't bother responding to him....its hard to argue with someone when they are ill equipped to do so right?

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And I didn't say I lasted 2 hours my first time. I find that hard to believe anyone would. I lasted a good 30 minutes tho. Thats a fact, simple as that.

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As to those who say (paraphrasing) "Just because you had sex at 12 doesn't make you an expert"....never said I was. But I have been fucking for 20 years. I know what I'm doing and confident.

And as for being conceited, how is giving my view being conceited? I know Kamel said that so it doesn't count cuz no matter what I say relating to any subject I'm either wrong, lying, bragging etc

Again, thats the reason I pay no attention to Kamel as he's obviously frustrated in more ways than one, not just sexually.

So fuck, let him say what he wants....could care less. This is only an internet forum. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:13    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
EPIC WALL OF TEXT


tl;dr ;D
there we go! One of Syco's famous long posts Very Happy (no offense bro, I actually did read it and it amused me pretty good Very Happy)


Animal Mother wrote:
At least try to look at sex from a perspective other then your own. Losing your virginity at 12 isn't exactly something to be proud of in my opinion, and it also doesn't make you an authority on sex.


My opinion exactly.


Banging a pornstar is one thing (seriously? I wouldn't give a fuck if she's been fucked ten thousand times - The male mind has a nice trick for that... supression! Or do any of you think about the former boyfriends of your girls and in which ways they might have banged them?)
I don't think most of us get into the luxury position that your girlfriend is a virgin Very Happy (which I wouldn't wanna have anyway - I prefer women who know what they're doing but then again: I don't think about where they learned it.)
So much to that.
But even _if_ I could bang a pornstar I wouldn't let them publish it or at least make my face unrecognizable Very Happy


Laughing

You must read slow Razz Wink

Seriously tho, I type fast and I speak fast. What you may interpret as a long post, took me maybe a minute or 2 max to write.

Its all good tho bud Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:20    Post subject:
lhzr wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
lhzr wrote:
ah, come on, man. we don't know the circumstances, etc. i don't see any reason to doubt his story. it's not like there are any chicks around here that would jump into his arms because of him presumably lasting longer that first time or anything, hehe

Do you really have no grasp of even the basics of human psychology? Since when has boasting needed any incentive other then self-assurance.

You go on believing everything that comes out of someone's mouth, that blanket of ignorance must be real comfy.

as i was sayin', his post didn't seem like bragging to me. what he said isn't that much of a big deal, so i don't see why you have to pick on it.

can't you relax, at least from time to time? why do you feel the need to take apart every little thing someone says? it's not like you discrediting his story puts you higher on some imaginary value scale. or is it? what's that you were saying about self-assurance, btw?


I dunno if your gettin my back or not (or maybe Gem's?), but if so, its cool when it comes to AM.

AM is a huge arrogant cunt, but I like him and consider him a friend Smile

I do agree he does get very anal sometimes but thats how he rolls. Everyone is different.

But if it bothers you personally, then well, say what you will.

See, some people on here actually care what others think....I don't. I'll write something or tell a story thats happened to me or is my opinion. Whether or not someone believes me or disagrees with me is of no relevance bud Smile

If you were gettin my back, thanks man Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:29    Post subject:
You're such an idiot, plain and simple. I'm talking about the nature of your posts in general revolve around bragging and it touches every possible subject. I can't bash it into your skull any more, people say shit and you FAIL miserably at understanding and instead interpret everything completely wrong.

Again your a total dumbass and no one on here calls you on it. Instead they're constantly correcting you nicely to not hurt your feelings. This guys as delusional as it gets. It can't be that everyone here is oblivious to his stupidity. More like people keep their mouths shut.

I'd give you examples of how dumb you are but your retort will require more explaining on my end because your ability to comprehend is equivalent to that of a 1st grader.

Do people a favor and shut the fuck up in regards to posts like the one on the previous page.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:44    Post subject:
Kamel, if you said anything in regards to me, your on ignore so don't waste your time as they a) aren't read b) probably full of immaturity like all your posts directed at me

Save yourself the trouble and don't bother responding to anything I say cause really, even if I did read your posts, what you say makes no difference to me.

I'm not about to get into a juvenile argument with you. Seriously. Your clearly an angry person. I don't know why, nor do I care. And I don't wish to converse with such a person.

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 06:52    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Reklis wrote:
wall of text...


Laughing

You must read slow Razz Wink

Seriously tho, I type fast and I speak fast. What you may interpret as a long post, took me maybe a minute or 2 max to write.

Its all good tho bud Smile


Nah, I'm actually a quite fast reader (see? something good comes out when you read books since you were 10 Very Happy ) but long posts have a somewhat deterrent effect on me Laughing but most of the time I'll read them anyway *shrug*

@KrAzY-KaMeL:
woah buddy, calm down. That's not good for your blood pressure.
So we should flame the hell out of Syco because maybe he's talking out of his ass?
First: he wouldn't be the first, the last or the only one who does that (online and irl for that matter)
Second: His posts are entertaining and do not hurt anybody.
Just because you are hatin' doesn't mean we have to.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jun 2009 16:26    Post subject:
Yeah I'd just like to make it clear, there is no hate from my end, I actually quite like Syco. It's just I make it known when I disagree with his posts and he does the same with me, it's actually a sign of respect if anything.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 10:29    Post subject:
Man she wasn't the best looking chick for sure - but his dick was so fucking small I thought for sure he'd slide her to the end of the bed and stick it all the way in - like said earlier only had his head in there until she got on top of him. Man I'm glad my dick isn't that small lol...
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 19:37    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Yeah I'd just like to make it clear, there is no hate from my end, I actually quite like Syco. It's just I make it known when I disagree with his posts and he does the same with me, it's actually a sign of respect if anything.


Smile

Exactly. I don't mind debating with you when its appropriate (not for just the sake of it you know?). Even when we take pot shots at each other, its all in jest Smile
Fuck, friends disagree. If friend's didn't, it'd be a boring friendship you know man? And christ, how long have we known each other? 6 or 7 years now. So fuck, I don't mind and like you said, its a sign of respect for one another. Smile

@Ci2e

Ever seen that bangbus episode where they pick up a dude off the street (instead of a chick) and let him fuck this hot (but so slutty looking) chick? Guy's cock must be like 3 or MAYBE 4 inches erect.....Laughing
I'd definitely get a penis enlargement if I was rolling with a small pecker like that lol


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