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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 19:56    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Ever seen that bangbus episode where they pick up a dude off the street (instead of a chick) and let him fuck this hot (but so slutty looking) chick? Guy's cock must be like 3 or MAYBE 4 inches erect.....Laughing
I'd definitely get a penis enlargement if I was rolling with a small pecker like that lol


Well you probably wouldn't because you wouldn't have sex @ the age of 12, you would probably be this awkward kid with a big complex issue, and you wouldn't think like you do now Wink The whole future would be different, you just can't tell what would happen if you had small dick...


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 20:29    Post subject:
It would be different while your a kid/teen...but when you become an adult and realize your rolling with a cock the size of a finger, then yeah, I'd have something done about it.

And I didn't lose my virginity cuz of my cock. The chick and I liked each other, she was older, she wanted to fuck, I wanted to, so we did Smile
Its not like I have some 12 incher in my pants man lol

U know whats fucked up? On Saturdays, like a 2am on DHC (Discovery Channel Health Channel) they have this sex show. They cover all sorts of things.
Saw this guy once, he had a non erect 12 inch cock, erect like 13-15 inches and he said it sucked. A lot of women complained it hurt. Apparently, being to big is just as bad as being too small.


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 20:56    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
U know whats fucked up? On Saturdays, like a 2am on DHC (Discovery Channel Health Channel) they have this sex show. They cover all sorts of things.
Saw this guy once, he had a non erect 12 inch cock, erect like 13-15 inches and he said it sucked. A lot of women complained it hurt. Apparently, being to big is just as bad as being too small.


Thats just something I said for the camera Wink

btw - did you see the documentary about the guy who had injected shitloads of silicone into his balls? He had a sack of balls big as a football Razz


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 21:00    Post subject:
I saw that thing on Discovery Syco. I lol'd, didn' he turned up to be gay, because he was like too big for women, but not for the men Laughing (say Anthirs you said something? Laughing , j/k).

And is that even safe to put shit in your balls ? Confused


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 21:11    Post subject:
U saw that too? Yeah, I think he did end up going gay. Fucked up.

@Anthirs

Never heard that. Silicone in your balls? You mean the sack right? Not the actual testicle right?
Cause like dingo said, I don't think injecting silicone into your actual testicle is safe. Wouldn't you kill all your little soldiers?
And why would you want massive balls?
Raises to many questions lol

EDIT

Btw, if he did use silicone, he's a fuckin idiot. They don't even use silicone in breast implants anymore. They use Saline or some soy based shit. So if the implant leaks or breaks, it won't harm the body.
A lot of women were disfigured in the early days of breast implants because the silicone would leak and get into the blood and poison them or fuck their breast tissue up really bad.
Hence the reason they now have saline and that soy based stuff.


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 21:53    Post subject:
Laughing fuck you assholes, she wasnt faking it. You can tell when a girl is faking, because you can feel her vaginal movements on your cock (well, on my current GF they are very obvious compared to previous). If you cant tell when a girl is faking orgasm your a fucking retard. And if you think there are no physicial signs of orgasm for a woman, your even more of a retard. When a girl orgasms the clitoris becomes very sensitive, and eventually sore. Its nothing to do with coming several times during sex, after that first time, she will get sore, its a fact.

Sounds to me like your bird gives you multiple fake orgasms Laughing 'cause your gonna know about it when you give her a real one. Unless your cock is small and can't feel shit Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 22:01    Post subject:
Gem, I agree with you for the most part....but once a chick cums, she doesn't get sore from it. I dunno where you got that from or what crazy chick told you that, but thats complete bs man.

My girl has had multiple orgasms and while she may be tired, she isn't sore.

They get sore (just like us guys) from rough sex. You pound away for an hour and yeah, both people will be sore.

But just because a woman cums doesn't make her sore man. Again, no idea where you heard that or what chick told you that, but thats ridiculous dude.

If a chick told you that, I think she said that so she had a reason to get you to stop tbh.


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PostPosted: Thu, 11th Jun 2009 23:50    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
Laughing fuck you assholes, she wasnt faking it. You can tell when a girl is faking, because you can feel her vaginal movements on your cock (well, on my current GF they are very obvious compared to previous). If you cant tell when a girl is faking orgasm your a fucking retard. And if you think there are no physicial signs of orgasm for a woman, your even more of a retard. When a girl orgasms the clitoris becomes very sensitive, and eventually sore. Its nothing to do with coming several times during sex, after that first time, she will get sore, its a fact.

Sounds to me like your bird gives you multiple fake orgasms Laughing 'cause your gonna know about it when you give her a real one. Unless your cock is small and can't feel shit Razz


Wgem, your my hero, you made me chuckle like fuck hahaha

EDIT: but after reading the whole thread, all i can say is this, 10 minute's or several hour's in the bedroom, aslong as i make the girl i'm sleeping with happy and fullfillled, i could honestly give a fuck how long i last, after all, 15 minute's of amazing sex, or 1 hour or absolutely shit sex, i know which i'd take,

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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 01:30    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
Laughing fuck you assholes, she wasnt faking it. You can tell when a girl is faking, because you can feel her vaginal movements on your cock (well, on my current GF they are very obvious compared to previous). If you cant tell when a girl is faking orgasm your a fucking retard. And if you think there are no physicial signs of orgasm for a woman, your even more of a retard. When a girl orgasms the clitoris becomes very sensitive, and eventually sore. Its nothing to do with coming several times during sex, after that first time, she will get sore, its a fact.

Sounds to me like your bird gives you multiple fake orgasms Laughing 'cause your gonna know about it when you give her a real one. Unless your cock is small and can't feel shit Razz


Okay and you knew all that the first time you had sex? Because that's what we're referring to remember. A true cyber stud if I ever saw one.

Besides, with some women the vaginal contractions you're referring to are negligible.


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 01:52    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Besides, with some women the vaginal contractions you're referring to are negligible.

^^that. besides, especially with enough training, women can do contractions voluntarliy.

there's only one thing to tell a real orgasm from a fake one imo: that extremely dumb face more or less all of em make during climax Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 01:59    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:

Cause like dingo said, I don't think injecting silicone into your actual testicle is safe. Wouldn't you kill all your little soldiers?
And why would you want massive balls?


Well, if you think freaking big balls are a good thing to have it might not be the worst thing to lose your soldiers Very Happy
Natural selection at it's best I say Wink


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They get sore (just like us guys) from rough sex. You pound away for an hour and yeah, both people will be sore.


True dat. Ain't no fun. But when you're horny as hell, well, stuff happens I guess. Laughing
While that's still true (sooner or later that is):
wgem wrote:
When a girl orgasms the clitoris becomes very sensitive



bushwacka wrote:
there's only one thing to tell a real orgasm from a fake one imo: that extremely dumb face more or less all of em make during climax

And you're sure that you don't look half as dumb? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 02:26    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
there's only one thing to tell a real orgasm from a fake one imo: that extremely dumb face more or less all of em make during climax

And you're sure that you don't look half as dumb? Wink

i probably look twice as dumb Very Happy
but that's not my point - it was about the look on the face being so dumb you can't really fake it Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 03:14    Post subject:
Sites linking to this video:

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Yay! Very Happy


Jesus, I can't stop laughing at this guy Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 03:27    Post subject:
dude, really, what the fuck. she has an orgasm, she gets sensitive. what happens when you keep rubbing something sensitive? it starts to hurt. She told me she was sore AFTER i stopped. And I stopped because someone was coming in the room anyways.. Anyway why the fuck am i explaining this shit Razz who cares?


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 08:21    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:

@Anthirs

Never heard that. Silicone in your balls? You mean the sack right? Not the actual testicle right?
Cause like dingo said, I don't think injecting silicone into your actual testicle is safe. Wouldn't you kill all your little soldiers?
And why would you want massive balls?
Raises to many questions lol


Yeah, ofc the sack Smile but the guy couldnt have any erection anymore. No idea why he did it, but he was very happy with it. It looked very weird when he was walking towards the camera Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 08:21    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I saw that thing on Discovery Syco. I lol'd, didn' he turned up to be gay, because he was like too big for women, but not for the men Laughing (say Anthirs you said something? Laughing , j/k).

And is that even safe to put shit in your balls ? Confused


bah Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 12th Jun 2009 18:52    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Besides, with some women the vaginal contractions you're referring to are negligible.

^^that. besides, especially with enough training, women can do contractions voluntarliy.

there's only one thing to tell a real orgasm from a fake one imo: that extremely dumb face more or less all of em make during climax Laughing
loads of women can do them without any training , everyone who has had a kid probably did the excersizes to stay tight
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jun 2009 00:24    Post subject:
I'm sure thats as easy as making your cock twitch. Hell, i remember when i was a kid and having 5 wanks a day, i could make myself cum and not ejaculate! fucking wish i could still do that now! Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jun 2009 00:31    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
i could make myself cum and not ejaculate!

WAT Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jun 2009 00:37    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Newty182 wrote:
i could make myself cum and not ejaculate!

WAT Laughing


Yeah, srsly. If you can stop yourself from ejaculating, you can orgasm, over an over again. Just a shame i never got round to trying it without being solo.. Laughing

I honestly can't do it anymore.

EDIT 2: doh.. i'm so drunk.. You obviously knew that i meant orgasm and not cum.. Embarassed


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jun 2009 03:38    Post subject:
uh oh, they say the drunk always only speak the truth, you really meant orgasm, admit it, you like to take it up the ass.
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jun 2009 03:43    Post subject:
Shush Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Jun 2009 01:54    Post subject:
Hey Sycoman, when you first fucked at 12 years old, how old was the other guy, im thinking 60?

lol
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Jun 2009 04:26    Post subject:
LOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Jun 2009 04:46    Post subject:
Anthirs wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:

@Anthirs

Never heard that. Silicone in your balls? You mean the sack right? Not the actual testicle right?
Cause like dingo said, I don't think injecting silicone into your actual testicle is safe. Wouldn't you kill all your little soldiers?
And why would you want massive balls?
Raises to many questions lol


Yeah, ofc the sack Smile but the guy couldnt have any erection anymore. No idea why he did it, but he was very happy with it. It looked very weird when he was walking towards the camera Razz


So the guy in limp and he gets a ball augmentation? wtf? Makes zero sense.

I mean, it kinda would be a good icebreaker but if you can't fuck, whats the point? Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jun 2009 07:47    Post subject:
I only remember those bangbus eps where they have that mixed dude that has a 14 inch cock with a huge mole to boot lol -
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jun 2009 08:08    Post subject:
stuart2004stuart wrote:
Hey Sycoman, when you first fucked at 12 years old, how old was the other guy, im thinking 60?

lol


Haha up for 26 hours and that shit was the funniest ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jun 2009 08:08    Post subject:
Ci2e wrote:
I only remember those bangbus eps where they have that mixed dude that has a 14 inch cock with a huge mole to boot lol -


And the dude sounds like he's completely retarded Very Happy
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