E=mc^2
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 19:44    Post subject: E=mc^2
i bet einstein just made that shit up.. after smoking some pot, while thinking about different dimensions he made that up. Since he didnt have any scientific material, so he just took that from wind. Actually, it took 10 years to came up with that idea, but still. He just made a big assumption,
which later on was scientifically tested as true.

So i do the same thing,

P=IQ

Postcount equals Intelligence Quotient,
let this be stated as fact in the future.


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 19:46    Post subject:
i have even a better theory

S=P^2²³

skidrow=pwnage


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 21:56    Post subject:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?
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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 22:02    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?


numero wrote:

which later on was scientifically tested as true.


Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 22:34    Post subject:
shouldn't it be
pc=iq?

cause post count is umm 2 words

but also pc=ss

ss = social status

also

lpc=nn

nn= nforce newbie where l means low

also looks like some mods don't bother reading posts
which could also mean impropper moderation

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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 22:38    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?


numero wrote:

which later on was scientifically tested as true.


Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?



well noticed Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 23:40    Post subject:
stooz = win


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PostPosted: Thu, 12th May 2005 23:56    Post subject:
win = 1337?
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 00:52    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
shouldn't it be
pc=iq?

cause post count is umm 2 words



i guess, how ironic this is, i have proven that my equation works.
it takes more than 1400 posts to be able to count words.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 00:59    Post subject:
no, just basic math and english skills Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 01:28    Post subject:
But abbreviations don't always represent the first letter of every world so it could mean anything. Numero was right Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 01:55    Post subject:
No, but acronyms do Shocked
Laughing

He’s kind of right... but when two separate words are used you can't use one letter to represent both of them. If the word was one but made of two or three, unlike in this case, then you could use a singular letter abbreviation Wink

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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 02:34    Post subject:
I´m hungry.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 02:40    Post subject:
Quote:
Yeah yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favour and eat each other.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 02:44    Post subject:
One Injurious and a barrel of mashed potaoes please Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 03:08    Post subject:
damn, for a skinny boy you sure eat a lot
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I dont eat often, but when i do...


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 05:37    Post subject:

omglolzpwn4g3j00g0tznuttinnubz!!!elevenoneone!!

//not getting laid for a long, long time...


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Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 05:59    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
//not getting laid for a long, long time...


Understatement of the year Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 07:10    Post subject:
i say:

E = (h^2)/(8*m*a^2)*n^2

hehe, havin my physics finals today....


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 08:56    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
Accelleron wrote:
//not getting laid for a long, long time...


Understatement of the year Razz


Hahah! Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 10:56    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
shouldn't it be
pc=iq?

cause post count is umm 2 words

but also pc=ss

ss = social status

also

lpc=nn

nn= nforce newbie where l means low

Code:


lpc=nn    //*1/l
pc=nn/l

on the other hand;

pc=ss     //pc=nn/l
nn/l=ss   //*l

nn=lss

so nforce newbie equals low social status. that makes sense


from other thread by sublime
Quote:

nope. the people with high post counts are the stupid 1's, thus answering my theory of p=id post = idiots disease.


Code:

p=ID     //*1/D
I=p/D
I=nn/D  //nn=lss
I=lss/D  //it is also said that in mass, stupidity exponentially increases.
I^p=lssm/D //ss=p
I^p=lpm/D   //p=ID
I^p=lIm   //*1/I
I^(p-1)=lm

so, by using this shagedelic formula, you can mathematically count amount of idiots, by using postcount and mass. how handy,

now where is the nobel

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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 13:04    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?


numero wrote:

which later on was scientifically tested as true.


Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?


No, i have no time for it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 14:38    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?


numero wrote:

which later on was scientifically tested as true.


Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?


No, i have no time for it :D


well, here comes the Lorentz transormation. You waisted 5 seconds to read the post, but to completely read the post, it would take 10 seconds.

Now, lets do some simple math.

Code:

where t0=10 seconds, t=5 seconds.

t=t0/root(1-v^2/c^2)      //*root(1-v^2/c^2), /t
root(1-v^2/c^2)=t0/t      //()^2
1-v^2/c^2=(t0/t)^2        //*c^2
v^2=(c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1)  //*root
v=root((c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1))

~ 519255768 m/s


mmm, its faster than light, so i guess you are trapped to read the only half of the posts for the rest of your life.

so, this means i can post a tubgirl link at the bottom of the post, without worries. http://tinyurl.com/wn0
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 14:58    Post subject:
*sniff* *sniff*

Do you smell that?

I think... I think... I think I smell a temp-ban cake.

Shocked Fresh from the oven too.

I wonder who's going to have the first bite Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:03    Post subject:
mmmhhhh...I like tempban cake.

It just has a sweet taste to it.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:12    Post subject:
numero wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Energie= lost massa * speed of the light ^2
e=mc^2

it works dude, havent you ever listend to your psysics teacher?


numero wrote:

which later on was scientifically tested as true.


Haven't you ever tried fully reading a post?


No, i have no time for it Very Happy


well, here comes the Lorentz transormation. You waisted 5 seconds to read the post, but to completely read the post, it would take 10 seconds.

Now, lets do some simple math.

Code:

where t0=10 seconds, t=5 seconds.

t=t0/root(1-v^2/c^2)      //*root(1-v^2/c^2), /t
root(1-v^2/c^2)=t0/t      //()^2
1-v^2/c^2=(t0/t)^2        //*c^2
v^2=(c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1)  //*root
v=root((c^2)*(t0^2/t^2-1))

~ 519255768 m/s


mmm, its faster than light, so i guess you are trapped to read the only half of the posts for the rest of your life.

so, this means i can post a tubgirl link at the bottom of the post, without worries. http://tinyurl.com/wn0


No, i just read fast and selective.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:14    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
*sniff* *sniff*

Do you smell that?

I think... I think... I think I smell a temp-ban cake.

Shocked Fresh from the oven too.

I wonder who's going to have the first bite Wink




Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 15:38    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
*sniff* *sniff*

Do you smell that?

I think... I think... I think I smell a temp-ban cake.

Shocked Fresh from the oven too.

I wonder who's going to have the first bite Wink


You tell me Rolling Eyes
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