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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:04    Post subject: Fucking BedBugs GTFO
Sad

why are these cocksuckers biting me all over Sad
it's not fair.
i wake up they're in my face
on my legs
and im pretty sure one crawled its way into my cast!
FUCK


I dont even know where theyre coming from Sad


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:08    Post subject:
Some informations, in case you decided to declare war against the insects

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:12    Post subject:
oh fuck off! Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:15    Post subject:
You need a natural enemy of the Bedbug: the Masked hunter Cool Face


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:17    Post subject:
yaaaaaano


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Neon
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:24    Post subject:
wtf is a bedbug, you guys have some weird stuff in your countries Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 18:49    Post subject:
Neon25 wrote:
wtf is a bedbug, you guys have some weird stuff in your countries Laughing


um no bedbugs and mites are in everyones bed.. trouble is most of them u cant see with naked eye ... hoover regular and turn ur matress ffs u dirty bastards Very Happy
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 19:24    Post subject:
routinely

i hate bugs. always clean.
always spray possible infected areas.
i dont know where theyre coming from!

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Gomp




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 19:40    Post subject:
Put ur blanket in the freezer every day that should help you Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 20:00    Post subject:
i used to have bed bugs, you know how I got rid of them? I moved :/


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 20:06    Post subject:
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i used to have bed bugs, you know how I got rid of them? I moved :/


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 20:19    Post subject:
I watched a documentary on these little suckers, their quite the nightmare to get rid of.


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 20:33    Post subject:
Maybe you should... patch your bed? Smug
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 21:00    Post subject:
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Jun 2010 21:03    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Maybe you should... patch your bed? Smug


you forgot to add the ..... yyyeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh at the end while putting sunglasses on


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 00:59    Post subject:
one thing i heard (dont know if it really works) is not to cover your matras with your sheets. so if you wanto make up your bed put it at the end or dont make it and throw the sheets somewhere. I never had trouble with bedbugs and im one filthy motherfucker


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 01:03    Post subject:
I've never seen a bed bug in my life. I know they are there but some of them are meant to be half a CM long. Why haven't I seen one ffs. Also, It doesn't bother me that they are there, they can feed on my skin and blood anytime.

Edit: Bit drunk last night and I got bed bugs mixed up with dust mites.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 01:31    Post subject:
Never seen ones, never had ones.

But I'll tell you how to get rid of em.

First: Stay away from chemical or biological poisons.

Second: Use double sided tape and apply it on the corners of places that are hard to reach, for example around your bed and on the lower corners of your wardrobe.

Third: If you find the nest of em pour some silica powder in it. This will dry them out.

4th: Get new sheets.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 01:33    Post subject:
at least somebody is getting some. Even if it is only bedbugs fucking Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 01:35    Post subject:
I heard that they nourish on ... crusty cum. Better keep your pants clean waldo


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 02:23    Post subject:
Nice image if bed bug.



Imagine the amount running around your butt crevice.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 03:58    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Never seen ones, never had ones.

But I'll tell you how to get rid of em.

First: Stay away from chemical or biological poisons.

Second: Use double sided tape and apply it on the corners of places that are hard to reach, for example around your bed and on the lower corners of your wardrobe.

Third: If you find the nest of em pour some silica powder in it. This will dry them out.

4th: Get new sheets.


all 4 done erry 2 weeks

except for first got so much chem it


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 07:52    Post subject:
what you NEED to do is find the nest... KILL THEIR QUEEN. with FIRE. but should you undertake such a course, make DAMN sure that shes dead, because if she isnt, you will be beginning a war with the insect world. a war you can not win.


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 16:43    Post subject:
last day when i fucking woke up a spider was crawling on my left hand, that fucking outrageous

also, you know that your pillow is 1/3 filled with acarians Very Happy ?


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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 17:10    Post subject:
do we have them in Europe, never heard of them in Norway at least. Its very rare with cockroaches too Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 17:17    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
last day when i fucking woke up a spider was crawling on my left hand, that fucking outrageous

also, you know that your pillow is 1/3 filled with acarians Very Happy ?


thats not true, it's about 1/10 or about 200 animals/g dust and most of them are remaining corpses

sleep well Shocked
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 17:45    Post subject:
they live in the matress seams, check there


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Gomp




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 18:13    Post subject:
If anyone has seen the episode with Mike Rowe on dirty jobs @ discovery channel he had an episode where they got rid of old matresses.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 19:32    Post subject:
Burn the bed to get rid of the bugs, simple


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