Constipated?
A cup of black coffee and a cigarette (or few) in the morning = instant bowel movement
So make sure to have some every morning to get rid of the waste frequently without it being stuck in your intestines and drying up.
Headache?
2 cigarettes or 3 should do the trick
Fever/nausea?
A hashish joint and a cup of orange juice will make you feel like you've just been faking being sick. You'll feel all well and dandy.
Depression?
Daily smoking hash/Weed joints and sex. If you cannot afford the latter, just jerk off to porn.
the dopamine induced by the orgasm + THC will make you feel like the king of the world. now stop bitching.
medical weed, USA loves it now.
but seriously, some sick people (anxiety, stress , depression, some kind of pains, nauseas) could really benefit from Dr Firemaster advices.
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