Splinter Cell Conviction
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 03:56    Post subject:
CranberryXXL wrote:
The only thing I can say for sure is: fuck it incredibly fucking hard Evil or Very Mad

Now Ubisoft also fucks Splinter Cell with their assfucking bad fucking protection mechanism? Fuck me hard why the fucking hell and for what the fucking hell? How many more fuckers will buy this game just because they can't fucking leech this fucking shit?
And how many fuckers on the other fucking hand won't buy this piece of bullfuck because of this fucking annoying dickshit copy protection? They just fucked the regular buyers and maybe fucked some leecher pussies....tie!

Fuck me but fuck Ubisoft even harder! Those damn fucking bastards Sad It was a great publisher with many fucking fucking good games but now they fucked us good Sad Fucking again...

But you say there is a real working emulator for fucking Assassins Fuck 2? And a working one where you fucking dont end up in a fucking cowshed or some shit like that with no possibility to play on?
Because otherwise any emulator shit would just suck dicks Evil or Very Mad
And Reloaded (for example) is too fucking keen to release an emulator version of this fucking game? They just release cracked bullshit even though it will never fucking assfucking dicksucking happen?

Ok well fuck it, again it's time for some fucking Splinter Cell now. Hopefully it will be bullfucking playable!!


How many times did he use the word "fuck" Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 04:03    Post subject:
35x Cool Face


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 04:14    Post subject:
BLaM! wrote:
Here is IGN Video Review for 360:

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/902601/tom-clancys-splinter-cell-conviction/videos/splintcell_vdr_040910.html


Quote:
"The story picks up following the events of Double Agent, which you probably didn't finish"


WTF.. Why the hell not. Because it took just a little brains...

Edit: You know what, fuck that. It didn't any take any brains whatsoever.
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inz




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 04:17    Post subject:
WHEATTHlNS wrote:
I didn't read that, or hear that, at all. In fact they say (in the written review), that the enemy AI is excellent on the highest difficulty setting.


It's right in the beginning of the video review...
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 05:24    Post subject:
CranberryXXL wrote:
The only thing I can say for sure is: fuck it incredibly fucking hard Evil or Very Mad

Now Ubisoft also fucks Splinter Cell with their assfucking bad fucking protection mechanism? Fuck me hard why the fucking hell and for what the fucking hell? How many more fuckers will buy this game just because they can't fucking leech this fucking shit?
And how many fuckers on the other fucking hand won't buy this piece of bullfuck because of this fucking annoying dickshit copy protection? They just fucked the regular buyers and maybe fucked some leecher pussies....tie!

Fuck me but fuck Ubisoft even harder! Those damn fucking bastards Sad It was a great publisher with many fucking fucking good games but now they fucked us good Sad Fucking again...

But you say there is a real working emulator for fucking Assassins Fuck 2? And a working one where you fucking dont end up in a fucking cowshed or some shit like that with no possibility to play on?
Because otherwise any emulator shit would just suck dicks Evil or Very Mad
And Reloaded (for example) is too fucking keen to release an emulator version of this fucking game? They just release cracked bullshit even though it will never fucking assfucking dicksucking happen?

Ok well fuck it, again it's time for some fucking Splinter Cell now. Hopefully it will be bullfucking playable!!


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riitam
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 06:02    Post subject:
Provided Ubi does not make any drastic changes to the DRM, this game will be compromised a bit quicker than AC2 as the SP is only 5 hrs long or so. Hopefully this is the case.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 10:08    Post subject:
tolanri wrote:
35x Cool Face
+1 I got the same num. Laughing
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 10:15    Post subject:
djacid wrote:
Well, I thought that assasins shit 2 has the stupidest AI ever created in a video game. I was wrong. I can easily run and gun these stupid assholes even with the gamepad. I imagine this on PC with my razer 1800dpi mouse, there is absolutely no need for stelth gameplay, just simple shot at the head. Not to mention that the pistol has unlimited ammo.
And that is exactly why I play console-ports with the gamepad, they are designed for one after all, and the game is oftenly to easy with the mouse because you can rack up headshots easily.

One exception is bioshock 2, it's much better with mouse&keyb because of all the powers and weapons, to much buttons for a gamepad.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 10:45    Post subject:
That review just strenghtened my initial fears that the game operates under the assumption that the player is completely retarded. I played the demo and it was insulting, just how lowly the developers regarded the gamers' mental ablilities.

A sad thing that it's going to be successful, sicne it will easly find its target audience.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 11:20    Post subject:
zmed wrote:
That review just strenghtened my initial fears that the game operates under the assumption that the player is completely retarded. I played the demo and it was insulting, just how lowly the developers regarded the gamers' mental ablilities.

A sad thing that it's going to be successful, sicne it will easly find its target audience.

ixigia wrote:
Ubisoft: “Super hardcore” games stopping industry from growing

Quote:
Splinter Cell: Conviction creative director Max Beland has said that proper “super hardcore” games will stop bringing growth to the industry.

Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 11:21    Post subject:
Let's face it, there are more retards in the world than intelligent people
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 11:24    Post subject:
At least it is 5 hrs "long", so we can expect values.db to be out in 1-2 days. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 12:07    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 12:15    Post subject:
CranberryXXL wrote:
The only thing I can say for sure is: fuck it incredibly fucking hard Evil or Very Mad

Now Ubisoft also fucks Splinter Cell with their assfucking bad fucking protection mechanism? Fuck me hard why the fucking hell and for what the fucking hell? How many more fuckers will buy this game just because they can't fucking leech this fucking shit?
And how many fuckers on the other fucking hand won't buy this piece of bullfuck because of this fucking annoying dickshit copy protection? They just fucked the regular buyers and maybe fucked some leecher pussies....tie!

Fuck me but fuck Ubisoft even harder! Those damn fucking bastards Sad It was a great publisher with many fucking fucking good games but now they fucked us good Sad Fucking again...

But you say there is a real working emulator for fucking Assassins Fuck 2? And a working one where you fucking dont end up in a fucking cowshed or some shit like that with no possibility to play on?
Because otherwise any emulator shit would just suck dicks Evil or Very Mad
And Reloaded (for example) is too fucking keen to release an emulator version of this fucking game? They just release cracked bullshit even though it will never fucking assfucking dicksucking happen?

Ok well fuck it, again it's time for some fucking Splinter Cell now. Hopefully it will be bullfucking playable!!

my oh my , the swear jar must full of cracks
.. until some crackfix appears



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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 13:05    Post subject:
You guys clearly don't remember Supermax Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 13:20    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You guys clearly don't remember Supermax Razz

I remember that you were talking about him in the Void some time ago and lol, when I saw that post I instantly started laughing Razz

As for the review, well don't forget that the IGN guys are the same who recently gave a 6.0 to The Settlers 7 just because:

Quote:
The game's mechanics are too slow and complex for the average player


but the real question is: who's really the average player?

I'm sure about one thing though; this hypotetical average player doesn't belong to Nforce.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 13:59    Post subject:
so supermax2000 is back Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:07    Post subject:
So how does someone from 22 Mar 2010 know him? Scratch Head Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:10    Post subject:
I love how you guys criticize the game and yet you didn't play the FULL version of the game (oh my bad you SAW a video of smbdy playing)... Really silly attitude if you ask me.


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:12    Post subject:
cyclonefr wrote:
I love how you guys criticize the game and yet you didn't play the FULL version of the game (oh my bad you SAW a video of smbdy playing)... Really silly attitude if you ask me.

Oh, you so right, what we see in videos and people playing the FULL version on console has nothing to do with the FULL version, and it will be totally different. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:27    Post subject:
After a lot of bashing, let's try some constructive criticism. I'm paying the game right now and almost finished it. It is best compared to Resident Evil 3 -> 4: totally different.
The only real criticism I have is the AI, the enemies are so shortsighted that you sometimes feel like cheating when sneaking up to them from cover to cover WHILE THEY LOOK IN YOUR DIRECTION.
Apart from that it isn't too bad, it just isn't stealth anymore but it's a nice game. If you approach it as an action game you will find that the level design and pacing are very good and the whole game feels polished.
Still, after I finish this I'll go back to Chaos Theory to say farewll to the old Splinter Cell.

EDIT: typo


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cyclonefr




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:50    Post subject:
iNatan : I wonder why you leech games then if playing is exactly the same as watching some other guy playing it on some other platform, playing it in 720p (and downsampled for video streaming)... Don't ever leech games ever then, just download video walkthrough of them ! I played the game, so I could have an opinion of how it plays with the pad in hand and for now I love it. Play it too, you will like it !
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 14:55    Post subject:
What you're saying is this is another mediocre third person shooter and we should still be happy about it?

The reviews are "Oh my god such an reinvention of the stealth genre you don't even have to stealth OGMOMG!!!" Basically, they don't want stealth games.. they want more shitty third person shooters.

Cyclonefr you don't get it.

Oh well, Splinter Cell and those games listed above by garus are dead.
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cyclonefr




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:01    Post subject:
Sure I do get it, I played the game for a few missions (definitely longer than what you guys watched on IGN), so I had a glimpse of the story which is very important for a game. The gameplay has a few new stuff, you can interact with the setting a lot to kill your ennemies, there are multiple paths to finish a level (window, main door, etc), you can update your weapons, and not to forget the "shoot and execute".

But oh well, YOU get it more than I do cuz you READ a review (which noted the game good btw) and I ONLY played the game so I surely dunno what I'm talking about... Just you guys admit it, you are pissed off at UBI drm, end of story and are too blind enough to actually considerate there are GOOD things about this game.

I don't wanna spoil the story, but I liked how the tutorial is based on Sam 20 years ago, this changed from boring tutorials... But then again you guys saw that on IGN right ???
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:13    Post subject:
crap!


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:14    Post subject:
+1


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:14    Post subject:
Lol, nobody in the last couple pages wants this game at all, and yet you're all still posting here.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:18    Post subject:
we'll see when it come out Smile
everyone will play this, be sure for that... just to make another emu server and when i upload values.db Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Apr 2010 15:18    Post subject:
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